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Chapter 230 Huizi and Zhuangzi

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    "This pus bag weighs at least two or three pounds!" Li Fucheng looked at the big bag on the man's back. The top part was red and swollen. Only a hole the size of a rice grain could be seen, and a white substance like lees could be seen.

    "This is not just a pustule, I suspect it is tuberculosis." Li Dandao touched the pustule and asked, "Does it hurt?"

    ¡°I can¡¯t feel anything anymore, I¡¯m stiff.¡±

    Li Dandao felt his pulse. The strange thing was that the pulse was not very strange except for being a little weak.

    "When did you start getting it?"

    "I don't remember. I have been carrying it on my back since I was a child."

    Li Dandao said: "This will be treated for you for the time being. You can stay in my store."

    "What are you going to do? You can't live in vain!"

    "You don't need to do anything! I have never seen a medical record like yours. It is very precious. I will treat it for you for free."

    Li Dandao said.

    "You still don't know that there are free things in this world!"

    Li Dandao saw that his feet were extremely cold and said, "Dad, go and get him a pair of shoes."

    ¡°If you don¡¯t wear shoes, you don¡¯t wear shoes.¡±

    "Aren't you cold?"

    "I don't feel anything."

    Li Dandao had no choice but to say: "You warm yourself up by the brazier first, and I'll order you a bowl of porridge."

    This man has a stooped back and his hands can directly touch the ground. When he raises his head to see someone, he has to take a few steps back.

    "How to treat this? There's no way to start!" Li Fucheng turned around, shook his head and said, "I think it's difficult."

    Li Dandao went to call Qin Yiping: "I picked up a weirdo. Come and take a look. I don't know where to start. We need to discuss it."

    Qin Yiping came and said: "This pus needs to be released, but I don't dare to release it!"

    "Look at this man's pustule, part of the flesh and blood is still good, and there are blood vessels on it. The pustule goes deep inside, compressing the spinal cord. Have you ever seen that kind of bridge? It depends on the pressure from above to stabilize it. The top is empty.  It will collapse soon."

    "I mean, can you use Gu worms to go in and eat the pus slowly?"

    "Xie didn't want the bugs. Xie's mother came with Xie, but Xie's mother died, and Xie's mother helped Xie suck it out with her mouth! It felt so good, Xie!" The hunchback started crying as he spoke: "If Xie's mother hadn't died, Xie's mother would have died.  It won¡¯t be like this!¡±

    Li Dandao looked ugly and sucked it out with his mouth?

    Qin Yiping said: "Indeed, the population is valuable and has Yuan Qi, which can be used to cross over and get rid of evil spirits."

    Li Dandao asked: "Can I do cupping?"

    "I don't think it will work. If the cupping and suction breaks the pustule, he probably won't be able to survive immediately."

    Li Dandao really couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he said honestly: "Let's think of other ways."

    The hunchback looked slightly disappointed, but still said: "I will listen to you."

    Li Dandao then began to discuss plans around the hunchback.

    Qin Yiping said: "The sores are caused by kidney deficiency and cold. Wind evil poisonous gas. Attack three miles from the outside. Inject on the side of the Yinjiao."

    "This disease is most severe when it occurs in the bones. The flesh on the bones is sparse and the skin is thin. Therefore, it is difficult to heal. It lasts for many years. The sores are open and the skin is rotten and the flesh is visible. The odor is terrible."

    Li Dandao nodded: "Can you let him flow out slowly by himself?"

    "It's not pus and blood inside, but pus. It's very difficult to get out."

    Li Dandao thought about it and said: "Mix human milk with light powder, apply it on this sore, what do you think, and then draw out the heat, poison and moisture."

    "If you don't want to help me suck it out, just leave!" The hunchback ran away for some reason.

    He just ran and turned into a barefoot, pot-bellied man, with one sleeve on and one without, and one trouser leg high and one trouser leg low.

    "Use the sky as your room, use the clouds as your bed, lie down to sleep when you are sleepy, use the crescent moon as your pillow, jump up when you wake up, grab a handful of stars to play with, swim in the sea as a fish, swing freely, I will go to the top of the mountain  Sit down, just sit there in a daze!"

    He ran away singing a song.

    Li Dandao suddenly felt lost.

    Li Fucheng asked: "Why did this person suddenly change his appearance and become so crazy?"

    "This is where the immortal tests me. If I had sucked his pus just now, he would probably have enlightened me. Now he ran away because he thought I was not good enough."

    "What's not working?" Li Fucheng asked.

    "You have compassion, but you don't have equality yet. You can't pull your face down to suck his abscess."

      Li Dandao thought about it: "It's really a bad taste. It reminds me of the favors gained by licking hemorrhoids. The king of Qin called for a doctor when he was sick. Those who broke the carbuncle and acne got one ride in the car, and those who licked the hemorrhoids got five rides. After being cured, he got  The more cars there are.¡±

    Li Dandao shook his head: "Even if he tells me that he is an immortal now, I will not lick him."

    Before the man in the sky could get far, he staggered and almost fell off the clouds. This script was wrong. Shouldn't he be crying bitterly because he had lost his chance?

    "Hahaha! Keiko! You really made me laugh to death!"

    "You deliberately imitate me and play games in the human world, hahaha!"

    A thin Taoist priest appeared next to him. He was also wearing tattered clothes and was barefoot. One sleeve was high and the other was low. One had trouser legs and the other had no trouser legs.

    It turned out to be this pair of enemies, Zhuangzi and Huizi.

    The story of licking hemorrhoids and getting a penis is still a story of Zhuangzi. Unexpectedly, it was used by Huizi to play games in the world.

    After Nanhua Immortal attained enlightenment, he would also play with the human world, but it was very interesting.

    Huizi said: "I won't quarrel with you, I can't quarrel with you, but I do want to see if he is a two-faced person. Old friend, you go down again and give him a try, I will slap him in the face!"

    "Hahaha! You are still so stingy! Keiko, Keiko, you still haven't made any progress after hundreds of years."

    But Zhuangzi agreed to this and said, "I'm going to try him, but let's make a bet. I bet he won't suck the abscesses on my body."

    "I bet he can." Huizi said: "I have manifested my magical power just now, there is no reason why he should not change his attitude."

    "What if he doesn't smoke?"

    "Then I'll suck your abscess!" Keiko said.

    "Hahaha! Don't default on your debt!"

    While Li Fucheng and Li Dandao were talking, another hunchback came outside, exactly the same as before.

    "Ouch! Ouch! It hurts~~it hurts~~"

    "My dear Immortal, do you think I'm a fool? You've been here just now!"

    "Are you a god? What are you talking about? Aren't you a god?"

    "We walked all the way from Caoxian County. There was famine! There was war! If we hadn't been hunchbacked, we wouldn't have been able to walk this far!"

    "It hurts! It hurts!" The hunchback cried again.

    Li Dandao looked at Li Fucheng and felt doubtful about life: "Someone who looks exactly like you came here just now."

    "Exactly the same? Exactly the same as Xie? What the hell! How can you find another one like Xie in the world?"

    "Perhaps it's the transformation of a god, taking on his appearance." Li Dandao took a look and saw that there was indeed nothing special about him, and said, "Then come in! I'll treat you!" (Remember this site's URL:  www.hlnovel.com
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