When Ye Chen, his wife, and Dong Ruolin were soaking in the hot springs, Liu Ming, who had the Chinese character "poor hanging" engraved on his forehead, and his plastic-faced girlfriend with a crooked nose, were riding back to Jinling in a dilapidated van. city.
Sitting in the car, Liu Ming kept clutching his bloody forehead, for fear of being seen by the van driver.
He stopped this van on the way out of the Champs-Elysees, and the two parties agreed to send him home at a price of 200 yuan, so now he just wants to get home quickly, and doesn't want to make trouble.
However, the driver saw blood oozing from Liu Ming's forehead from the rearview mirror.
After observing for a long time, he couldn't help asking in surprise: "Young man, are you injured?"
Liu Ming said angrily: "It has nothing to do with you, drive your car well and stop talking nonsense!"
The driver was a little unhappy, and said, "Don't I care about it? Besides, your forehead is always oozing blood, so don't dirty the interior seats in my car!"
When Liu Ming heard this, he exploded immediately, and blurted out cursing: "Damn poor hang, you trash Wuling Hongguang, the new car is only worth 40,000 to 50,000 yuan, and you are afraid that I will dirty your car. ? What a fucking poor man!"
Qiongdiao has long been Liu Ming's mantra. Even if the word Qiongdiao has been engraved on his forehead, he will not be able to get rid of his faults for a while. This is why the ancestors said that the country is easy to change, but the nature Difficult to move!
The driver didn't expect this guy to curse, and immediately became angry, and blurted out: "You are too uneducated, right? How can you speak dirty?"
Liu Ming was so annoyed that he was dying, seeing his reluctance, he blurted out and cursed: "Fuck, you are so poor and unconvinced, aren't you? Don't blame me for being rude to you!"
The driver was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, so seeing Liu Ming being so aggressive, he didn't dare to speak any more.
On the stereo of his van, a martial arts audio novel has been playing. At this time, the novel just entered the tense part of the plot. It is about the villain who intends to use poisoned darts to assassinate the defenseless male protagonist.
When the driver heard the tension, he slapped his thigh involuntarily, and said, "Be careful of this bastard's tricks!"
Just as he was feeling emotional, in the audio novel, the male protagonist turned around and noticed the villain's movements, and then grabbed the dart that the villain shot secretly.
Afterwards, the male lead threw the dart at the villain, who couldn't dodge in time, a big gash was cut on his face, and then died of poison.
The driver whispered excitedly: "Oh! Well done! This bastard should have died a long time ago!"
As soon as Liu Ming heard that the dart had made a big gash on his face, he immediately felt as if his face had been engraved again. He gritted his teeth angrily, and cursed: "Damn poor, hurry up and get rid of the thing you heard. Lock it up for me!"
When the driver heard the excitement, he said dissatisfiedly: "Why? This is my car! I can listen to whatever I want!"
Liu Ming scolded angrily: "You poor man, why are you still fucking with me? If you don't turn off that thing again, believe it or not, I will call someone to kill you? A poor man like you, No one can control you if I die!"
The driver of the van was also very angry at this time. He happened to be driving through an intersection in the city center at this time. Seeing a traffic police car on duty at the corner of the intersection, he drove the car directly in front of the traffic police and stopped, then pushed the door open immediately. Che: "Comrade traffic police, there is a passenger in my car who is threatening to kill me. I suspect that he is carrying a weapon, which has seriously threatened my personal safety!"
When several traffic policemen heard this, they immediately got out of the car, surrounded the van, then opened the door, and shouted to Liu Ming and the plastic surgery face sitting inside: "Hold your head in your hands and get out of the car!"
Only then did Liu Ming realize that he had caused trouble.
This is a downtown area!
Let yourself hold your head with your hands and get out of the car. Wouldn't it be impossible to hide the word "poor hanging" on your forehead? !
So, he made up his mind that he would not go on alive or dead!
Later, he blurted out to the traffic policeman and said: "What are you doing? I just took a taxi, hired you or provoked you? Hurry up and ask the driver to come back and drive me home, otherwise I will never end with him!"
Seeing his arrogant and domineering appearance, the traffic police knew that this person must not be a good person, and seeing that he was covering his forehead with blood oozing continuously, he guessed that he had just participated in a weapon fight. Such a person basically has a criminal record. Most of them are fugitives, catch one!
So several traffic policemen winked at each other, and one of them took out the pepper water used by the traffic police for law enforcement, and said to Liu Ming: "I warn you now, put your head in your hands and get out of the car for inspection, otherwise,We will take compulsory measures against you in accordance with the law! "
Liu Ming became annoyed, and blurted out cursing: "Your uncle, I know Xue Wei, the captain of your traffic team. He is a good friend of my dad. If you are not convinced, call him and ask him if he knows the Liu Group." Your son Liu Ming!"
The traffic police sneered and said, "Young Master of the Liu Group? You dare to brag too much. You take a van all the time when you go out. How dare you say that you are the son of the Liu Group? Could it be that your Liu Group provides a car for your son? , with Wuling Hongguang worth 40,000 yuan?!"
Liu Ming hated others doubting his own strength the most, and hated others mocking him. Seeing that a few traffic policemen dared to sneer at him, he immediately cursed: "Fuck, a bunch of poor people are pretending to be me here? Believe it or not, I will Call your captain?"
The traffic policeman said coldly: "Okay, insult the law enforcement officers! You are already defying the law openly! Then don't blame us for being rude!"
After finishing speaking, he immediately took out the pepper water and sprayed it on Liu Ming's face.
Liu Ming instantly felt that his eyes were so hot that he was about to die of pain, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to rub it. It didn't matter after rubbing it, two big bloody characters on his forehead were instantly exposed.
"I'll go" One of the traffic policemen exclaimed, "Look at the engraving of a poor man on his forehead!"
"What kind of tattoo is this? It's really hardcore!"
"Hahaha, no wonder this kid likes to call others poor. It turns out that these two words are engraved on his forehead!"
Hearing this, Liu Ming hurriedly covered his forehead, but at this moment, his eyes were swollen and painful, and he didn't see that several traffic policemen had already reached out their hands!
Immediately afterwards, Liu Ming was dragged out of the car and pinned to the ground.
The traffic police immediately put his hands behind his back and handcuffed him behind his back. In this way, he couldn't get him in front of him at all, and it was even more impossible to cover the big word "poor hanging" on his forehead.
Later, the traffic police took him and the face-lifting face to the side of the road, let them squat on the side of the road, and then called the team to send people over to take this guy back for investigation.
This is the city center, the intersection with the largest flow of people!
Almost everyone who passes by can see a young man with red and swollen eyes squatting on the side of the road. The most frightening thing is not his eyes that have been sprayed with pepper water, but the two huge characters on his forehead: poor hanging ¡
Many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Liu Ming was so ashamed and indignant that he squatted and leapfrogged on the spot, trying to turn around and point his butt at the passers-by.
However, the traffic policeman directly held him there, and said coldly: "Don't move, don't you like to say these two words? It's just right, I will show it to the citizens here!"
Liu Ming wanted to die already
If I had known this earlier, why would I bother to pretend to be aggressive with that van driver? If I had endured it, I would have already arrived home by now.
At this moment, an old BMW car was parked on the side of the road, and a young man got out of the car, and ran over with some flattery, and asked, "Oh, Young Master Liu, what's wrong with you? Oh, what's wrong with your forehead?" What's going on?! Who carved a poor hanging on it for you?"
Liu Ming, who had been bowing his head desperately, suddenly heard someone calling him Young Master Liu, and he wanted to die even more. The last thing he wanted at the moment was to be recognized, and in the end he was recognized
At this moment, he was so angry that he wanted to kill someone!
He looked up and saw that the speaker looked familiar, and couldn't help asking, "Who the hell are you?"
The man hastily and courteously explained: "I am Hai Long! Xiao Hailong from the Xiao family, we had dinner together before, with Wang Yunfei, the young master of the Wang family, don't you remember me?"
Liu Ming gritted his teeth and looked at him, suddenly spit bloody phlegm on his face, and cursed angrily: "Fuck your mother, the Xiao family is poor, dare to come here to see my jokes, believe it or not, you will be killed if you turn around!" You?!" (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com