I returned triumphantly like a general who has won a battle. With Xiaohei's help today, I have gained a lot!
At first, I thought that a person like Mai Sike who dared to do things like a bully was a pervert, but I didn't know that Mai Sike was a very innocent boy. He hadn't kissed a girl for so many years. That night I didn't know which line was wrong at all. I wanted to get on the train first and pay for the ticket, but we messed up the yellow! I asked him, do you know how to do it with a woman? Mai Sike's very European-style face was flushed with suffocation, and he didn't want to answer, so I slipped Xiao Hei in front of his eyes. He immediately shook his head like a rattle, pulling strange Chinese: "No, no, I know!"
Wa hahaha. My stomach hurts from laughing. I don't know if Xiao Hei knows that this persimmon is too soft and comfortable to hold. It fits me very well. It doesn't push me, scratch me, or growl at me! That pair of vertical pupils looked at Mai Sike unswervingly, and flicked his tail swollen like a feather duster in front of Mai Sike from time to time, showing off his power, it was really annoying!
However, when I got home, I couldn't laugh anymore.
Xiaoxiao They have already cooked the meal, waiting around the dining table for me alone, the firecracker leaning on his chin, knocking on the table with chopsticks, with a look of impatience.
Xiaoxiao smiled happily when she saw me coming back, but when she saw my arm, she raised her eyebrows and walked over to help me carry the thermos as if nothing had happened. Grabbed a handful of my crotch.
It has been three days since I made out with Xiaoxiao. You know, at my current age, there are not many other things, but the idea is very strong. So in the next second, without my consent, my good brother stood up arrogantly and smiled complacently. Sure enough, Xiaoxiao was very satisfied with my performance, pinched it hard, turned around with a satisfied smile, and left with her buttocks twisted. And I was in so much pain my good brother was even more excited. And the smile on Xiaoxiao's face made me suspicious, Xiaoxiao wanted to pinch her and ruin her sexual happiness for the rest of her life.
Poor me, in order to prevent the madman and others from discovering my embarrassment, I can only hunched over and hurried through the narrow space like a single-plank bridge, and the goal went straight tothe toilet!
Vaguely heard Xiaoxiao's hearty laughter: "Leave him alone, let's start!"
When I finished solving my embarrassment and walked out, all that was left on the dining table was a bowl of soup with boiled pork slices and a few green cabbages. I feel like a lonely, poor little cabbage on that white dish.
When I was soaking in the spicy boiled pork slices soup and licking the rice grains in my mouth, Xiaoxiao yelled at me from the dormitory: "Second Xu, wash the dishes after eating. Anyway, you are full of energy!"
I am silently in love with the Pacific Ocean
Sure enough, men are really difficult, especially men who love their wives are even more difficult! !
? To say too much is tears
At night I once again slept restlessly in my furnished isolation room, which was as narrow as a matchbox. I was dreaming all night, all kinds of dreams. When I woke up in the morning, when I squatted in the toilet to wash my underwear, the madman yawned and walked in with a mess of hair. He glanced at the things in my hand and looked "I understand you" expression, I was really on the verge of collapse.
Alas, the weekend. This is a day that office workers look forward to, because today is a holiday. It's a pity, not to me, of course there is a smile, our pair of fateful mandarin ducks went their separate ways early. Despite Sunday, the small clinic doesn't have a single patient
In fact, I have always had a dream. I want to be rich! I want my wife to live a good life, live in a small villa, and drive a car (in fact, Xiaoxiao has a driver's license, but unfortunately, I doubt if she will only touch the steering wheel during the driver's license test). At that time, I can say to my daughter-in-law arrogantly: "Driving casually, it doesn't matter if the car hits you, as long as you are fine!"
But now, with a monthly income of less than 2,000, it is not enough to buy a Sony headset! I feel like I'm going crazy with money! !
I poked the pen straight into the notebook, money, money, money!
Alas, Qian, you knife that kills without blood! !
For the next half month, I was annoyed about the money (of course, I was also very dedicated to find a solution to the problem of Emperor Xia's blood fainting, but I had no clue).
Lao Li reported on time every day, and then sneaked out of my small clinic like a thief.
Meiren Yao was introduced to Yuren by me, and now she is busy harassing Yuren every day Well, she is busy dating. As for Yuren, he is very shy now, except for sending money to my account on time, he doesn't come to me very much.
Little Emperor Xia doesn't trust me at all, and I don't know how he told Mr. Xia??Smell it on myself, a mixture of various perfumes and alcohol. Those women touched my face, waist, and I can't think about it anymore, and I have goosebumps all over my body (this is scary).
"Hehe, you're done" Yuren leaned crookedly on the sofa, pointed at me and laughed, his glasses almost fell off, half-hanging on his face to cover the blood mole on the bridge of his nose, and looked extraordinarily beautiful under the dim and ambiguous light It was weird, I looked around, this is a completely closed room, no wonder there is a night atmosphere, there are messy wine bottles on the table, the rain man is really suitable for Chen Kang, it is absolutely for him to drink a thousand cups Not a legend!
I am done. As it is now, if I go home, I will be skinned and boned by Xiaoxiao! I dare not go home! But if I don't go home, I think I will die even worse. I have already imagined the scene of my dead body being scrambled by wild dogs
Rain Man suddenly and loudly burped, like thunder.
Rain Man kept laughing until he fell to the floor, but I wanted to cry.
I stared at Rain Man's perfect profile, and there was only one thought in my mind: beat him to death!
"You want to frame me, why bother to use such an expensive move?"
? Rain Man seems to be really drunk, and he started bickering with me
Yuren pointed at me and cursed: "Damn! Who asked you to introduce my girlfriend? I haven't met her before, she's so sticky, if I don't call her for an hour, I will say that I don't love her. I don't know if she is round or flat, how could I fall in love with her!"
"Puff haha!" I burst out laughing, it turns out that Yao Meiren is so tough!
Rain Man got up and tried to pinch me: "You still dare to laugh? Believe it or not, I will order ten or eight girls to come in for you!"
I quickly made a gesture of flattery, and said flatteringly: "Yes, yes, who is Brother Chen, that is the modern version of Wang Baochuan! I only love Xiu'er!"
All of a sudden, he hit the fatal spot, and Yuren lost his arrogance all of a sudden: "Whether you like it or not, it's all in the past."
"Some people just can't forget that piece of mistHey, brother Chen, what's sister Xiu'er's full name?"
Rain Man glared at me: "Why do you ask this?"
"I'm curious! You've seen my daughter-in-law, but I don't know Miss Xiu'er's name, how unfair! And it's only since you mentioned Miss Xiu'er last time, do you feel a lot better in your heart? See Look, you don¡¯t feel that there are so many bugs now, do you? Hehe, it can be regarded as a kind of vent treatment.¡±
"Bullshit, I just wanted to drag you into the water to hold back the nauseavomitActually, it's really disgustinghehe, her name is Wen Xiulian."
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Thank God, it's really not my Xiaoxiao, nor my mother-in-law! ! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com