Sending off the old hooligan Ahem, I'm once again in a predicament of being alone.
To be idle is to be idle, in order not to let myself be bored and disgusted, so I turned on my old-fashioned, bulky computer with a seriously slow boot time, boarded my 2q (qq), and started to play It's popular - upgrade this little game.
Played a few times, but did not rise to 3. Those guys who run away after losing are really irresponsible. Like me, I can¡¯t run. I just wait for my opponent to run. Then, I discovered a very embarrassing thing. Many friends have probably guessed it. Yes, my lunch has become an urgent and serious matter at this time.
With only 5 yuan in my pocket (originally 7 yuan, I spent 1 yuan by car, and I still have 1 yuan to go home by car), what should I eat so that I can manage my fullness and fit my current financial expenditure.
Steamed buns are seriously unaffordable now. I remember once I went to eat hot pot with my buddies, and ordered a plate of steamed buns on a whim (it was because my buddy was very curious and wanted to try the steamed buns that were more expensive than sliced ??pork) What does it look like), and 4 smaller than eggs cost 18 yuan. The world is full of pits, two days ago I saw a man with glasses (how much do I hate wearing glasses?) accidentally fell into the sewer, I don¡¯t know who wants money but not life He stole the cover of the well, of course, we can also understand that the man with glasses traveled through time because of fate; or, he will find a mermaid down there or something
After thinking about it for a long time, I still think that steamed buns are more reliable. It¡¯s not written in an article. When you want to eat steamed buns, you can take out the core of the steamed buns and eat them. When you want to eat instant noodles, use a comb to eat the steamed bunswhat else Come on, I can¡¯t remember, anyway, I can eat whatever I want, but it fully demonstrates the value of steamed buns. It¡¯s big and has a lot of weight. The most important point is that the price will not increase!
So in the end, I decided to eat a bowl of noodles in clear soup!
While I was breathing and slurping noodles, two unexpected visitors came into my small clinic. They were tall and strong, one with green hair and one with yellow hair. Putting on a windbreaker that was obviously one size too big, he tugged and rushed in. I squeaked and almost choked to death on the noodles.
The green hair is full of evil spirits, and it looks like a hooligan leader at first glance. The yellow hair has a black nose and a swollen face, which belongs to the type of younger brother who is bullied.
No way, the little hooligans in the neighborhood were all chased away by the police, why did two slip through the net?
The green hair pulled the yellow hair, maybe it sensed my unfriendly eyes, and immediately let go of the yellow hair, and walked up to me in a very gentlemanly manner, reaching out to shake me. I think I also had the experience of performing this advanced etiquette at the beginning, so I reached out and shook the green hair very generously. But I was muttering in my heart, it's over, it's over, I'm not afraid of hooligans, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated, and educated hooligans belong to the underworld that they are not afraid of all over the world. The green hair in front of him, although he is not wearing a black suit or black sunglasses , but this temperament, this height, must be a very high-level underworld!
"Hello, I'm Xue Chun. Are you the second Xu, the second doctor?"
Yo, it's really a very strict underworld, and they actually inquired about my details before coming here.
I despise the green hair in my heart, smile on my face, and answer uncertainly: "Hehe, hehe, it should be"
The thick green-haired eyebrows frowned, and the face was suddenly full of ravines and rivers. But in the next second, a plain was restored. Changing face is faster than flipping a book, it really is a gangster!
Lu Mao reached into the underwear bag of the windbreaker, and my face tightened.
It's over, it's over, he's drawn his gun, he's drawn his gun, he's drawn his gun! ! !
At this time, only this sentence was left floating back and forth in my mind, and I even wanted to write two suicide notes, one for Xiaoxiao and one for my parents.
Then Lumao took out something from the bag and handed it over.
"Hello, Second Doctor, this is my business card. I am here today to ask for something."
I took the green hair with a dazed expression Oh no, Xue Chun handed over a well-made business card with a golden chicken dark pattern printed on it, and glanced at the content of the business card, the chief designer of the golden bird, and a string of small characters below it , should be a phone number, I didn't care. Knowing the identity of the person in front of me, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Canary? I thought it was a golden chicken but the name looks familiar.
"Ah, Mr. Xue, please sit down." I repeatedly greeted Lv Jitou and walked to the sofa.
Then I patted my head and remembered, my stupid brain, golden bird! That is a clothing brand that quickly occupied major sales outlets as soon as its products were released, and immediately made Golden Bird become popular in recent years.Said why this yellow hair looks so familiar, I said why this yellow hair looks like I killed his father and raped his wife, it turns out he is a prostitute! !
"Second doctor, you must help me enlighten this kid. He is looking for death for a woman. He was beaten up two days ago. Ask him who he is and don't say who it is. It's really embarrassing"
I don¡¯t quite remember what Lumao said later, because I was hesitating at the time, whether to accept or not to accept the sale is a question. I'm afraid that if I accept it, I will become a human-shaped sandbag in the days to come. If I don't accept it, I'm really worried that this salesman will beat me to death
Later, I decided not to answer, the reason is very simple, if there is no smile by my side, I would not dare to answer and have a grudge against me, and I still can't beat it.
Therefore, the price I offered was 200 yuan an hour, and I thought that the green chicken head would retreat in spite of difficulties. However I was wrong. He was Xue Chun, the personal driver of the billionaire Xue Chun. He didn't pay much attention to these two small coins.
In the afternoon, brother Si Ke and I just stared at each other to end the day's treatment (it's not that I'm disrespectful, but brother Si Ke didn't cooperate with me at all, as long as I moved my lips, he immediately punched me), So much so that when I go home at night, my eyes are in the shape of a very famous mosquito coil (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com