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Chapter Eighteen Traveling across the Minjiang River (5) Bragging King

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    On the way to Minjiang, Liu Cheng smoked a cigarette. Today he smoked Lushan, and the Hongchengfeng he bought the night before had already been exhausted; he was still angry, took out his cigarette, and said in a rough voice: "If you want to take drugs, take it yourself.  .¡±

    Zhenyuan Jianbin is already a smoker and actively responded to the call.

    Zeming can smoke, but he is not addicted. He also took one, and wanted to perform the unique skill of blowing smoke rings-he seldom smokes, but he is gifted with special abilities, and he can blow a smoke ring every time.  This made the three smokers Guo, Liu, and Deng grit their teeth enviously.

    Zhiguang and Zheng Feng are good boys, and they are determined not to poison their bodies.

    Although Shufu was not interested in cigarettes, under the influence of Lin Yutang, he felt that puffing up clouds was a very elegant thing, full of literati demeanor, and wanted to get an arty one.

    Liu Cheng said unhappily: "You don't know how to smoke, so I might as well throw it away if I give it to you." Guo and Deng also helped him cherish cigarettes, and advised Shufu not to waste them, since they are not good things anyway.

    Shu Fu said: "Even if it is a waste, isn't it just a cigarette? You know that smoking is a drug, and you still smoke like a child who eats sugar and is not afraid of tooth decay?"

    Zhenyuan said in an expert tone: "This is not something you laymen can understand. Men don't smoke, and they suffocate to death in the world, do you know that?"

    Jianbin spit out the cigarette freely, and warned kindly: "I advise you not to smoke. Before you know how to smoke, give up your curiosity about cigarettes. It's really not a good thing. We can't quit.  I can¡¯t help it if I lose it¡ª¡± He laughed a few more times¡ª¡°It¡¯s just one more smoker, and one more cigarette buyer, ha ha.¡±

    Shufu thinks that sometimes people's reason and will are too weak, knowing that there are all kinds of harm but no benefit, but they can't help themselves and let their hearts be at the mercy of desires.  At this time, he just thinks smoking is fun, he doesn't really want to smoke, and he can't understand the mood of smokers.  But he knew he couldn't do it, and asked Liu Cheng for cigarettes.

    Liu Cheng was irritated by cigarettes, and his anger disappeared, but he still said in a bad mood: "You also know that smoking is a slow suicide, and you are still jumping into the pit! For the sake of buying us wine last night, I will waste it on you."  One, if you¡¯re addicted, don¡¯t blame me for not warning you.¡± He opened the cigarette case for him to take, and then took out the lighter to light his cigarette.

    Shu Fu said that there is no need to worry, he has to put the cigarette on his nose to smell enough, put it on his mouth for a long time before inhaling - it is interesting to hold the cigarette for a long time, smoke it all at once, put a cigarette butt in his mouth, then  What a sight.  Liu Cheng was unhappy again, and vowed that he would never share cigarettes with him again, and would take away his cigarettes, Shufu quickly ran away with a smile.

    Zeming exhaled his smoke ring elegantly, enjoying everyone's admiration for him, and was extremely proud.  He exhaled the nth smoke ring, flicked off the cigarette butt gracefully, and said proudly: "I will swim across the Minjiang River later, and be the first person in our school to swim across the Minjiang River¡ª" He guessed that someone in Fuzhou must have crossed the Minjiang River before him  Swimmed the Min River, so narrowed down the feat to the school.  Then he turned to Zheng Feng and said¡ª"Madman, you must take a good photo, and record this glorious historical event completely, so that it will last forever. When my photo is published in the world's major newspapers, you, the photographer, will also  It will become famous all over the world. Hahaha."

    Zheng Feng laughed and scolded: "Go to hell. If you can swim across, I will drink up the water of the Minjiang River."

    Jianbin did not forget to remind Zheng Feng: "By the way, don't take nude photos later, but also take a few life photos, so that I can take them back to lie to my mother, and don't use up all the film."

    Zhiguang also satirized Zeming: "You'd better buy insurance before you go, so that you won't suffer forever if you fall into it. If you fall into it, don't call for help. I won't save you, let alone do artificial labor for you."  Breathe, I don't want to be smoked to death by you."

    Zeming held out his middle finger to Zhiguang and said, "Don't dream, my first kiss is reserved for my future wife, you kid wants to take advantage of me, there is no way."

    Zhenyuan laughed loudly, and said: "Brother Ming, I really admire you, you actually have the courage to be proud of being a virgin in the 21st century." He thought that the person who even talked about his first kiss safely was not a virgin  what is it.

    Zeming gritted his teeth in anger, but couldn't change the facts immediately to save face.

    Shufu said to Zeming: "I don't know if Zhiguang is dreaming, but I am sure you are dreaming now, and what you are dreaming is the most whimsical daydream-with me here, you dare to speak wildly, want to  Crossing the Minjiang River, it doesn¡¯t matter how much you look at yourself. Don¡¯t say that you are the first in the school, even if you are the first in the class.¡±

    Shufu didn't expect that he was praying mantises catching cicadas, and the oriole was behind him, so he only heard Jianbin dismissively said: "You two children, you are really overestimated, you really don't know Taishan, don't you see me here?  ?As long as I¡¯m here, don¡¯t think about being number one in school, in class, or in dormitory.¡± Shu Fu could only regret it, blaming himself for being too eager to be the first.  If you want to brag to the end and win to the end, you must not speak first.??, because bragging is not like an exam. There is usually only one standard answer, and everyone can get 100 points in the test. Bragging is not limited by time and space. Regardless of the laws of nature, a bragging that is infinitely larger than the universe can still brag effortlessly  , and there are many people there.

    Although bragging failed, both Yang and Liu said convincingly that being able to brag is not a skill, but a comparison of strength. When he arrives in Minjiang later, he will die in an ugly way.

    Jianbin said calmly: "Very good, but I advise you to be mentally prepared first. Don't lose at that time and go back with a sad face. Others will think that I am bullying you when they see it."

    What's more amazing is Zhenyuan, he is the hunter behind the yellow bird, and he said three birds with one word: "Three yellow-haired boys, not bad, they can talk, if you have the courage, go compare with Zhang Jian, and compare Taiwan  Swim across the strait, don¡¯t talk about war on paper on the road, it¡¯s a shame.¡±

    Zeming Shufu immediately felt admiration in his heart, saying that Zhang Jian was handsome.  But Shu Fu was still unconvinced, and analyzed objectively: "When Zhang Jian started swimming, I was not yet born. He has swam more than ten years more than me. In addition, he is a physical education teacher. He has received professional training and won awards.  Brand. When crossing the English Channel, eat well, dress well, and have a high-tech boat to escort him. If I have such good conditions, it is not impossible to swim across. It is not too late for a gentleman to cross, you guys  Wait to applaud me."

    Everyone immediately granted his wish and booed him with one voice.

    Jianbin was unyielding, went crazy to the end, and said: "Don't talk about Zhang Jian, even if there are a few more Niu Jian, Wang Jian, and Li Jian, I don't pay attention to them. You should quickly call the TV station and call some reporters.  Let¡¯s broadcast it live, and I¡¯ll show it to the people of the world.¡± After he finished speaking, he laughed, and everyone laughed along with him¡ªlike the audience laughing after watching a clown make funny moves or facial expressions.

    Liu Cheng yelled to Jianbin: "Damn, the Erguotou last night hasn't returned yet, has it¡ª¡ª" he crackled his knuckles¡ª¡ª"I didn't say a word, you dare to keep blowing, I  When you traveled around the four oceans, you were not weaned¡ª" Zhiguang was not good at water, and he was worried about taking nude photos, so he had no objection to their boasting, and he didn't express his rhetoric, otherwise he  I have been fighting with my mouth for a long time¡ª¡ª"But I am old now, and I regard money, fame and fortune as dung, so I won't fight with you anymore. Don't mention the bravery of the past! I'm going to enjoy the sunbathing today."

    Zhenyuan also agreed with him, saying: "Let's wash our sunbaths, and let these ordinary people do the fighting for fame and fortune!"

    Shu Fu reminded the two: "You all said that you don't know how to swim, how can you enjoy sunbathing? The Minjiang River is not the Dead Sea. You can float on it to read books, make phone calls, or even sleep and have brilliant daydreams. Don't you dare?  I¡¯m a little skeptical if I dare to go down.¡±

    Zheng Feng said: "Go and buy a life buoy and you'll be done. But it's a waste, and you don't go swimming often."

    Liu Cheng said: "Then you have to tell me that if you had money, you would have built a villa long ago, built your own swimming pool, and used it to go to the Minjiang River."

    Zhiguang said: "If I get rich, I will buy a yacht and go to the upper reaches of the Pacific Ocean."

    Jianbin said: "If I have money¡ª" Before he had time to express his great ideal, Zeming interrupted him: "You can wait until the next life, if you are as bad as you are, if you still want to get rich, the money is just blind."  I will not run to your house."

    Zhenyuan had an idea, and said, "Yes, we can use that white one¡ªfoam plastic, I don't know if it's called foam plastic, anyway, it's the kind commonly found in TV and computer packing boxes, I've used it before,  The buoyancy is about the same as that of a life buoy!" Everyone was happy with their concerted efforts, and they all said that the sunbath has been found, and that it should be there when you look for it by the Minjiang River.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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