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Chapter 5 The Silly Uncle

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    Mingyue's behavior can be regarded as a slight provocation, but in someone's eyes, it is a bit naive.

    However, that person looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

    I bowed my head and thought for a moment, but I couldn't figure out why.  When he looked up again, Mingyue's back had disappeared from sight.

    Ming Yue played handsome, with Nuo Nuo in his arms, went back to the dormitory humming, touched his pocket, his face suddenly froze.

    He didn't bring his dormitory identification card, that is to say - he couldn't enter the dormitory.

    What a sad story.

    His roommate should be coming up soon.  What should I do, I don't want him to see my embarrassing side at all, okay?

    Touching his chin, he felt that he was going to have a chance encounter.

    He thought for a while, then ran to the corridor next door, pretending to watch the scenery.

    Nuo Nuo "Ba Ji" poked his head out of his arms, and stared blankly at a painting facing him in the corridor.

    What's so good about this painting? There are only a few small dots on it, which is nothing interesting at all.  The mind of the master is really elusive.

    He moved his body, turned himself around, and faced Shang Mingyue's wandering face.

    The master must have taken the wrong medicine today.

    Luckily, what Xiaotuanzi was thinking was obviously impossible to know, otherwise his next food would probably be confiscated.

    On the surface, Mingyue was looking at a painting, but in fact, his roommate was getting impatient.

    That guy is obviously not far behind him, logically speaking

    Footsteps suddenly sounded.

    "Nuonuo, see if a man in black is coming."

    Xiaotuanzi twisted and twisted, twisted to Mingyue's hand, and quietly poked his head out, revealing dark eyes, and stared at the person coming.

    "Returning to the master, it is indeed a man in black."

    Xiao Tuanzi was very sure, but he couldn't tell whether the other party was a man or a woman, so he had to use a vague substitute.  Anyway, men and women are human beings. Judging by their tall and big appearance, they should be men.

    Ming Yue nodded, it seemed that his roommate had returned.  However, he was still very calm and turned around unsteadily, selfishly feeling that this kind of encounter was very natural.

    He is really witty.

    When he turned around, he froze.  Ma Dan, who is going to tell him who this timid, wretched, veiled man is?

    "Nuo Nuo!" He lifted Nuo Nuo, who sensed the danger and burrowed into his arms, "Is this the man in black you mentioned?"

    How does Nuomuo, who is dressed all in black and can't even see his face clearly, judge his gender?

    "Master, that man has an Adam's apple."

    Xiao Nuo Nuo said in a hurry.  He didn't want the spar to be confiscated at all!

    "It seems that this principle is correct."

    "Yeah." Nuo Nuo nodded desperately, as if Ming Yue was going to abandon him a second later.

    "Nuonuo, your eyesight is really good, you can actually see through that layer of black cloth."

    "" It's too bad, the more I talk about it, the more chaotic it becomes.  Hey, the master is bullying people.  Relying on his superior IQ, he mercilessly turned on the mocking mode.

    It is really a poisonous snake every minute, and a glass heart every minute.  He shrank his head, trying to eliminate his sense of existence.

    "Master, you can't see meyou can't see me"

    Nuo Nuo, why is your master so stupid and cute?

    Don't want to admit that you are his master at all, okay?

    IQ is something that ordinary people also have.  Usually, people who claim to be smart are easily misunderstood by being smart.  In the short time that Mingyue "taught" his cute pet, the unidentified man in black had quietly approached him, took out a blade from his arms, and pressed it against Mingyue's back.

    "Don't move."

    "" His vigilance has really decreased a lot recently!  It's easy for anyone to come close to him.

    Ming Yue was very upset.  He hated being threatened.

    Although this threat is not enough at all, it is so old, and there are still people threatening with knives, it is so weak.  Anyone who threatens people should be more professional, why not have a laser pistol, which is silent and powerful.

    "My aunt, I don't understand what you're talking about."

    Ming Yue shrugged innocently.

    "What auntie, I'm a man."

    "" The voice is so girly?Ashamed to say that he is a man, Ming Yue is powerless to complain, since he has covered his face, why should he be so serious.

    "Okay, uncle, I don't understand what you're talking about."

    "Stop pretending to me, and hand over all the valuables."

    "Oh my god."

    "What are you talking about, be honest and don't play tricks on me."

    wqnmlgb, who sells this voice changer, there is no way to complain, let a five-faced and three-faced man speak a female voice, talk to an old man, sincerely be disgusting.

    "Uncle, where did you buy your voice changer?"

    "How do you know that Iah bah, who said that I use a voice changer."

    Come on, this brother's IQ is precipitously eaten by Wang Xingren, and he is showing off his IQ that has not even reached the average human level.

    That's right, he only brought a knife for burglary and so on, so how high an IQ can he expect?  How confident is that.

    "Uncle, can you give me the voice changer? It sounds uncomfortable to me."

    "I said I didn't use a voice changer!"

    The female voice is particularly sharp.

    "How about this, uncle, if you give the voice changer away, I'll open the door."

    Mingyue's voice was so sincere that some people almost thought it was a very good deal.

    "Are you serious, as long as I give away the voice changer, you will take me into your bedroom?"

    Ming Yue nodded, the bad water in his heart kept churning.

    "You're paralyzed, you said I didn't bring a voice changer."

    "" Uncle's thoughts are really stubborn.  Could it be that he really didn't bring a voice changer, "Fuck me, go, and open the bedroom door, or I'll"

    "What about you?" Ming Yue turned around unexpectedly, smiling, "Since uncle refuses to hand over the voice changer, then I have no choice but to get it myself."

    Uncle's heart skipped a beat, "What do you want, don't mess around."

    Then she straightened her chest, "I'm not afraid of you at all."

    As he spoke, he stabbed the knife forward.

    Hey, why can't you poke it?

    Ming Yue looked at him very innocently.  Let him push the knife forward without moving.

    Uncle does not believe in evil.  I poke, poke, poke, poke

    Still can't poke.  Mingyue squeezed out another smiling face, which in the eyes of the uncle was like a devil's smile.

    The uncle was finally afraid.  Trembling, he took a few steps back, as if he wanted to run.

    "I I didn't do anything!"

    Ming Yue took a few steps forward, yes, he really hasn't had time to do it yet.

    However, he hasn't got the voice changer yet, so he can't zoom in on Uncle and leave.

    He must go to complain This voice changer is not an ordinary disgusting person!

    Keep spreading it up, Mingyue knocked down the uncle in two or three strokes.

    The uncle lay on the ground, ignoring his black body, he was very pitiful and innocent.

    Now you can hand over the voice changer.

    "Hey, hey~ How many times have I said this, but I don't have a voice changer."

    "Really?" Ming Yue still didn't believe it.

    "Really, it's truer than pearls."

    "No, you have to swear, it's a bit vicious."

    "Which~ If I use a voice changer, I will be fined for not having a dick."

    ""

    Where did this Nima come from? It¡¯s okay to listen to Nuo Nuo, but this uncle is simply

    Can not bear to look!  !  !

    "Okay, you can go."

    As if the uncle was about to receive an amnesty, a carp stood up straight from the ground.

    "àÛ¡ª¡ª" After a while, he ran away without seeing anyone.

    "" Is he so scary?

    "Why did you let him go?"

    A cold voice suddenly sounded.

    Ming Yue followed the sound, and his face darkened immediately.

    When did this girl come?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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