The word "father" made Chen Xuan feel as if he drank fairy water, and his whole body instantly felt light and comfortable. It was the first time Chen Xuan had heard someone call him father after living for more than 20 years.
However, as Xiao Tianjiao said the last sentence, Chen Xuan's comfortable face immediately darkened. The most shameless bastard in the world, Nima, how can any son dare to say that about Lao Tzu?
Poof!
In an instant, the little dragon burst out laughing, looking at Chen Xuan whose face was as ugly as eating shit, the woman smiled prettily at that moment, completely ignoring Chen Xuan's feelings.
Jiang Wushuang, who was holding Xiao Tianjiao, blushed, patted Xiao Tianjiao's butt/butt pretendingly, and said with wide eyes, "Who told you brat to say that about your father, you are not allowed to say that in the future, you know? "
Xiao Tianjiao's big watery eyes seemed to have an innocent look that he shouldn't have at his age; "Mom, haven't you been talking about Dad being the most shameless bastard in the world? Why can't you say it?"
"You" Jiang Wushuang was immediately defeated by this little guy. It was nothing more than her careless words and complaints when she was bored and lonely. Unexpectedly, this brat still remembered it.
Chen Xuan, who heard this, glared at Jiang Wushuang immediately; "Look at what you have taught our son. In order to teach you a lesson, I spanked my ass tonight."
Hearing this, Jiang Wushuang's delicate body trembled, Chen Xuan's words seemed to have some kind of magical power, making her feel that her body instantly became extremely scorching/hot.
But the little Tianjiao, who didn't know why, stopped immediately, and saw that his big innocent eyes suddenly looked at Chen Xuan with anger, and threatened in a childish voice; "If you dare to spank mother's fart/ass , I will definitely beat you up when I grow up, to the point where I don¡¯t even know your mother.¡±
Damn it!
Chen Xuan collapsed in an instant, Nima, is this what a two-and-a-half-year-old kid said? It was exactly the same as those sleek and sophisticated old fritters. If Chen Xuan didn't know that this was his own son, Chen Xuan would have suspected that this kid was the reincarnation of some old monster.
Chen Xuan was really shocked to be able to say such jaw-dropping words at only two and a half years old, thinking that he was probably still playing with piss/piss and mud when he was so old, and he might not even be able to complete a complete sentence. Make it clear.
Can this brat stop being so evil!
How embarrassing is this for your father!
On the side, the little Shenlong also looked at Xiao Tianjiao in shock, evildoer, this kid is definitely an out-and-out evildoer!
At this moment, even Jiang Wushuang, the mother, was stunned, because she never said these words to this stinky boy. Where did he learn it? Or is it an inborn talent?
"Hey, did you hear what I said?" Looking at Chen Xuan who was stunned and completely speechless, Xiao Tianjiao twitched his nose, obviously feeling a little uncomfortable. The fist was raised in front of Chen Xuan, as if Chen Xuan dared to shake his head, he would beat this old man with his hands.
Hearing this, Chen Xuan immediately raised his hands in a pretentious manner; "I heard it, don't worry, dad will definitely not spank mom, I can assure you."
Jiang Wushuang rolled his eyes, this guy's guarantee is like taking off his pants and farting.
However, Xiao Tianjiao, who heard this, showed an innocent smile on his face again, and then opened his hands to Chen Xuan; "Daddy, hug!"
The corner of Chen Xuan's mouth twitched, damn, this kid changed his face too fast, right? Just like a treacherous little fox.
However this can be regarded as the deep true biography of King Chen!
Chen Xuan embraced Xiao Tianjiao in his arms with a full face of joy. Although he was threatened and taught a lesson by this stinky boy, the words "father" really softened his hard bones instantly.
"Tianjiao, tell Dad, do you miss me?" Chen Xuan looked at this little monster who almost melted his heart with a doting face.
Xiao Tianjiao thought about it seriously, then looked at Jiang Wushuang again, and said in a childlike voice; "Mom misses Dad, so I miss Dad, and Mom doesn't want me, so I don't want to."
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes, this brat is still looking at his mother!
"Hahahaha, children can be taught!"
At this time, a loud laugh came from not far away, and then, four old people appeared not far away from Chen Xuan and the others almost at the same time.
"The old man with the white beard is here again!" The little Tianjiao in Chen Xuan's arms snorted dissatisfiedly, and made a face at them. It can be seen that this little guy has dealt with them a lot recently, and he is very familiar with them.
Chen Xuan looked at them and nodded.He smiled; "The old emperors seem to be in good spirits. It seems that they should have returned to their peak state during this period of time."
The old Emperor Shenlong smiled; "The catastrophe is approaching, we can't just hide behind and watch the show, we will naturally do our best when we should."
After saying this, the old Emperor Shenlong looked at the little Tianjiao in Chen Xuan's arms, and said with a smile; "This son is very talented, and he is a rare and peerless genius. This world can give birth to your father and son. The luck of the whole world is afraid." It's all gathered on you father and son!"
"In the future, you will achieve extraordinary results and reach the pinnacle, so will he. I'm afraid he may not even be weaker than you. The future of your discipline is unimaginable, amazing!"
Chen Xuan chuckled, and said; "There is a saying that the son is better than the father. I am very happy to see this. If he can surpass me, then what if I, as Lao Tzu, serve as a stepping stone for him?"
The four old emperors looked at each other, and they all laughed. They were looking forward to what a wonderful stage this pair of genius father and son could create in the future!
Immediately afterwards, the old Emperor Shenlong looked at Xiao Tianjiao, and smiled kindly; "Little guy, after a day of fun, it's time to do your homework. Let's go, how about I accompany you this time?"
Hearing this, Xiao Tianjiao sniffled and said in a childlike voice; "Old man with white beard, I will definitely beat you up when I grow up."
But having said that, the little guy still broke free from Chen Xuan's arms immediately, and walked crookedly towards the old emperor Shenlong, but halfway there, he turned back to look at Chen Xuan; Will you go?"
Chen Xuan said with a smile; "Don't worry, I will be with you for a few days."
Xiao Tianjiao smiled happily, but he still grinned at Chen Xuan with a threatening face; "Father, if you dare to lie to me, I will sleep with my mother at night."
As soon as this remark came out, the people present burst out laughing.
Well, as expected, there is a son like a father, and this kid is definitely a true biography of King Chen!
Chen Xuan also looked at the back of this little monster who was not surprised and kept dying with a face full of tears and laughter.
Immediately, I saw Chen Xuan looking towards Jiang Wushuang, grinning; "It's not like this brat disturbs the good things between us at night, should we do the things that need to be done in advance?" (Remember this site URL: www .hlnovel.com