"I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that in the Olympic 100-meter final, I looked back at the moon in the last 10-meter sprint, but I didn't know that the gold medal didn't belong to me. On the 17th, I After winning the championship, I called reporters from all over the world to come and take pictures, and I bragged to them. But when I turned around, someone suddenly yelled "Johnson nine seconds five seven", and all the reporters ran away, and two more came. Someone from the International Olympic Committee told me to ask for a gold medal"
At noon on the 21st, there were so many jokes about Bolt on the domestic Internet that it was overwhelming.
There are also a lot of white people gloating on the Internet. They took a photo of Johnson sprinting and Bolt sprinting together. In the photo, Bolt shrinks his head and slows down to look back, but Johnson sprints all the way forward with his whole body. .
At the same moment, Jiang Sen's feet landed a little behind Bolt, but relying on his body leaning forward, he was a few tenths of a second ahead of Bolt's first crossing the line. So Bolt in the PS photo widened his eyes and yelled shit. Then the PS photos were reprocessed by others, and in just a few hours, at least hundreds of versions were derived. .
"Ahahahaha! This idiot!!"
Robin Williams laughed so hard that he fell on the ground and thumped wildly. Who would have thought that Johnson won an Olympic gold medal in the 100-meter race without even reporting his name in the 100-meter race. It is equivalent to not spending half a penny, and invited a world 100-meter Olympic champion and world record-breaker to be the endorsement. There is no such bloody business in the world!
At the company headquarters, the chairman called early and praised Robin. It doesn't matter who takes the number one in the world for these products, as long as it is the spokesperson of Naikuo's brand, it doesn't matter if you grow into a rainbow.
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"Johnson is so white." On the foreign media's network, a large group of white girls who have been attracted by Johnson hardly need anyone to push them, and they start to think, "He may have white blood."
"It should be. Judging from his physical characteristics, Johnson is very likely to be a descendant of the Aryans or Germans who were taken away by the Mongols during the Yellow Peril in the Middle Ages"
"Fart! His face shape is obviously more inclined to the descendants of the Turkic people who moved back from Europe to Asia!"
"Oh! There are shitty Turkic people in Europe! You Turkish balabalabala"
"Anyway, it can't be from Scotland, pure black hair."
The "serious" scientific discussion and historical research soon became a curse in the saliva of foreign netizens. But after a while, there was another new discovery, which detonated half of Twitter.
"Johnson is recognized as a minority by the Chinese government! My God! My God! He really is not a pure Chinese! I knew that only a mixed race can take into account such a long-lasting physical strength and such a powerful explosive power at the same time! He definitely carries two Human genetics! Otherwise, it would never be white! He is white! He is 100% white!"
"Johnson is an orphan! His mother My God! What a backward and ignorant country! His mother was trafficked! Her mother is Chinese, so his father has not disappeared! It was the end of the 1980s Everyone! Johnson was born in the late 1980s! Do you know what time it was? That was the time when China was just opening up to the world! I understand! I understand everything! Johnson¡¯s biological father must have been the first to enter China white people!"
"The above is very reasonable. I think the story should be like this. Johnson's father met and fell in love with his mother in China, but because of the backward humanities in China at that time, his parents were forced to separate. I heard that his mother She was trafficked when she went out to find his father. Johnson's mother bravely resisted the remaining feudal ethics in China, but she didn't know the dangers of Chinese society. This is a sad story. But fortunately, mother's love made Johnson live down"
"Officials in that district should be sentenced to death."
"Look, there are obvious written records of Johnson not being able to get enough food when he was a child. He lived in hunger and poverty for a long time when he was a child, and was tortured by his so-called adoptive father, and even almost lost the opportunity to receive education." A domestic report was translated word for word out of context here, "Johnson was protected by the local authorities because of his excellent academic performance. It can be said that it was Johnson's own hard work and genius that made him live in the end. come down."
"Also!" Another netizen said excitedly about the new discovery, "Look at Johnson's Chinese name, the pronunciation is very similar to his English name! I guess his Chinese name was probably given by his mother! And Johnson's fatheris probably named Johnson!"
"Johnson II?!"
&nmoved. Fortunately, the Olympics are just a few days away. Fortunately, there was still a little suspense left by Jiang Sen, who could barely stimulate people's higher and higher excitement threshold.
"Is there a 400-meter final for Johnson tonight?"
"Um."
In the undergraduate dormitory of Shenyi, and in the dormitory of Brother Mouth Guard and the others, there is another one who came to the school early.
Both of them are students from other places, and they stayed in Shencheng to work as free labor in the affiliated hospital of Shencheng during the summer vacation, which was regarded as completing the summer practice task. These few days are approaching the start of school, and they are working as coolies, so they hurry back and rest for a few days.
Brother Braces put down the bowl of instant noodles in his hand, and sighed: "Jiang Sen is too beastly, if he wins the gold medal tonight, it will be the fourth gold medal, right?"
"That's right." His roommate said, "And he broke all these four world records."
"Counting the decathlon, that's five gold medals and five world records." Brother Braces said, "What else is there?"
"Basketball is a bit difficult." The roommate took out the TV newspaper and turned to the place marked with a ratio. "Tomorrow night, Sen Ge will finish the decathlon, and the semi-finals will almost finish halftime. Against Argentina, Gino Billy and Scola, without Johnson defending the perimeter, would have been killed at halftime? Argentina is so strong this year, and the U.S. team may not be able to beat it. What's more, we still let halftime."
"Well yes." Braces Brother agreed, "But it would be nice to get a bronze medal."
"There is room for improvement if you leave some regrets." The roommate said, "Johnson's six gold medals plus five world records, plus the bronze medal in the men's basketball team, are actually much better than Phelps' eight gold medals."
"It would be great if I could get eight, hehehe" Brother Braces smiled.
At this moment, Bolt's image suddenly popped up on the computer screen.
A few reporters are so inhumane that they went to interview him at this time.
Bolt lowered his head blankly, touched his head with one hand, and fell into a state of recalling and doubting reality, speaking in a numb tone.
"I don't know what happened. Before today, I didn't know that the Chinese team would arrange it like this. The Chinese team didn't let the fastest man in the world sign up for the 100-meter race, and he never appeared in the international competition." On the field.
I mean, it doesn't make sense If I knew Johnson was going to race the 100m, I wouldn't be able to do that in the race, I mean, I'd give it my all, but I didn't know it was going to happen Condition. I've never even been told that an athlete's performance in one event can be used to replace other competitors' performances in other competitions. This is unreasonable, this this is a mistake! It's a nightmare! This stupid olympic rule, it ruined my dream and my life! "
As Bolt was talking, he suddenly covered his mouth, unable to choke up peacefully anymore.