? Shenyi has a nine-day National Day holiday this year. When Jiang Sen woke up at five o'clock in the morning, he found that Wu Xiaosong hadn't slept yet. He was lying on the bed, holding his mobile phone, and the light from the small screen illuminated his wretched smiling face, as if he was reading some great literary work. The background color of the mobile phone screen seems to look a little yellow.
Jiang Sen silently got out of bed to wash up in the toilet, then turned on the computer, only one sound of the boot music played, and Song Dajiang woke up suddenly as if he heard an alarm. Wu Xiaosong, who had been fascinated by reading novels all night, saw two people I couldn't help but put down my phone, and said strangely: "I'm stupid, you two, are you so early every day? What time is it?"
He pressed the button on the phone, and was even more surprised: "I'm stupid! It's five o'clock!"
But it's not five o'clock, it's four fifty-five.
Jiang Sen now goes to bed at 9:30 in the evening and wakes up at 4:50 in the morning, and sleeps for more than seven hours a day, which is very sufficient and very regular. Song Dajiang was more ruthless than Jiang Sen. He didn't go to bed until after eleven o'clock at night, and woke up at the same time as Jiang Sen in the morning. Sleeping for five hours a day, for fear of being swept up by Jiang Sen. Only Wu Xiaosong lived like a normal person. He went to bed at night at irregular times, occasionally staying up late, but rarely staying up all night. In the morning, the length of sleep is determined according to the course schedule, and usually get up after seven o'clock.
"Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health." Jiang Sen said softly.
Wu Xiaosong complained: "It's too early for you, the rabbit hasn't woken up yet."
"You are a human being, don't compare yourself to a rabbit."
Jiang Sen opened Word, and after thinking about what he had written 24 hours ago, he immediately started typing on the keyboard.
Wu Xiaosong couldn't help asking: "Do you get up every morning to write something?"
"Yes." Song Dajiang replied on his behalf, "It's too late to wake up, I'm afraid that the sound of typing on the keyboard will affect you. When you wake up at this time, you are still in a deep sleep, and thunder can't wake you up. When Brother Sen and I go out every day , you just started talking in your sleep"
"My day, what did I say?" Wu Xiaosong was suddenly a little worried.
Song Dajiang put on his clothes and climbed out of bed, "How do we know this, who cares what you say"
He pulled on his shoes and walked to the bathroom.
Wu Xiaosong suddenly stopped and said, "Wait a minute! I'll go to the bathroom first!"
Shouting like this, with no clothes on, just a pair of underwear on a cold day, jumping off the bed shirtless, and quickly snatched Song Dajiang's pit. Song Dajiang had no choice but to sigh, holding back his stomach full of protests, and went to brush his teeth and wash his face first.
By the way, I turned on the light.
At this point in time, the whole Shenyi is quiet, and bedroom 404 is rarely so lively.
Ten minutes later, Wu Xiaosong, who had just caught a bad cold not long ago, ran back to the bed shivering after his scar healed and forgot the pain. Jiang Sen's latest chapter had written nearly a thousand words, and the crackling sound Never stopped.
Wu Xiaosong covered the quilt, picked up the phone again, and casually said to Jiang Sen: "Brother Sen, please type softly."
"Yes." Jiang Sen responded perfunctorily, but there was no change in half a year.
Wu Xiaosong frowned slightly, but he really couldn't do anything to Jiang Sen. Not only was he incompetent, but more importantly, he didn't have the courage.
I was complaining in my heart, when suddenly someone knocked on the door again.
Jiang Sen, who was concentrating on writing, paused slightly, and there was a knock on the door, and it rang a few more times, a little hasty.
"Who the hell? Are you sick?!" Wu Xiaosong yelled irritably.
The person outside the house shouted: "Hello, I am a staff member of the National Anti-Doping Organization, here to give Johnson a urine test!"
"What time is it?" Jiang Sen glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it was only 5:08.
Hold! Are you crazy? !
He stood up, walked over and opened the door. Standing outside the door were two middle-aged men, dressed in casual clothes, with work badges on their chests, 100% Chinese faces, obviously employees of the International Anti-Doping Organization in Shanghai.
"Hello, Jiang Sen"
"I know, you wait a moment." Because he just got up and his work was interrupted, Jiang Sen was a little emotional, and frowned, "I'll call the school and the team first, the time for you to come here is a bit too long Already."
The person who was waiting outside for the urine test, the one in the lead, immediately said: "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, we can just get the urine."
Jiang Sen smiled slightly, "You just take it and leave, so we don't keep a urine sample here? If something goes wrong, you are responsible, or I think I am unlucky."
 sp; "Fuck! Are you fucking idiots?"
Jiang Sen typed without raising his head, "Let you two go away now, can I still explain this matter clearly today? If you two are really so righteous, just sit down quietly and wait, Shaote Why are you talking to me about it. Today's matter, either you die or I die, both of us must lose their jobs, and we will definitely give you a satisfactory result. "
The expressions of the two people who took the urine test suddenly changed.
"Jiang Sen!" The one who took the lead suddenly lost control of his emotions.
Jiang Sen yelled: "Dajiang! Keep an eye on them, whoever dares to do it will beat him to death!"
"Okay!" Song Dajiang was usually submissive, but at the critical moment he was steadfast, and stopped in front of Jiang Sen without saying a word.
The person in the lead couldn't help being anxious, and shouted: "Jiang Sen! You dare to try! I will ban you for life!"
"Are you an idiot?" Jiang Sen couldn't continue writing, stopped his hand, raised his head, and said to the two people: "This is my classmate, not from the national team. It's you two bastards, First, without our permission, he broke into our student dormitory and was knocked down by Comrade Song Dajiang, an aspiring young man from 404. He deserved it. What does it have to do with me?
What a big mess, that is Comrade Song Dajiang, with his flesh and blood, on the eve of the Olympic Games, he protected the five Olympic A-standards of the Chinese track and field team; Doing things in vain to try to frame the athletes who are about to participate in the Beijing Olympics, and to discredit the Chinese Olympics. Your parents didn't teach you, what the hell is it called a traitor? "
"You are the traitor!" The one who took the lead was really out of control.
Jiang Sen ignored him and said directly to the other person: "Young man, are you Chinese? Chinese nationality?"
The younger one nodded weakly: "Yes"
Jiang Sen said: "This colleague of yours is basically hopeless, but you are still young, and you still have a long way to go in life. I suggest that you become a tainted witness. When someone comes over, I can guarantee your job. .May I have your name?"
The identity changed too quickly, and the young man was a little confused, "My name is"
"Don't say it!" The leader covered the young man's mouth.
"Wonima"
The two suddenly wrestled together.
Song Dajiang turned to look at Jiang Sen.
Wu Xiaosong, who was lying on the bed, was also shocked.
Why is it that just talking and talking, the two urine testers started fighting each other?
He looked at Jiang Sen who was sitting behind the door in astonishment.
Jiang Sen shook his head lightly, "Husbands and wives are birds in the same forest, and when disaster strikes, they fly separately, let alone temporary workers?"
Then continue to code and never speak again.
About ten minutes later, Jiang Sen had just hurriedly finished the two thousand words in his hand. Within two minutes, Lao Miao knocked anxiously on the door, "Jiang Sen! Open the door!"
"Are the police here?"
"Come, come, all come!"
"Don't let these two people in the room escape." Jiang Sen then stood up, removed the chair, and opened the door.
Outside the door, Lao Miao, Lu Jianjun, Tao Runji, policemen from the two district police stations, and the auntie and uncle who were in charge of Jiang Sen's dormitory, all rushed in immediately.
"Don't move!" Without saying a word, the two policemen detained the two people who were taking the urine test and pinned them to the ground.
Lao Miao was still in shock, and asked Jiang Sen, "What happened to you?"
"What can happen to me? You'll be fine when you come." Jiang Sen walked up to the two people detained by the police, and asked the leader, "Hey, do you still have a urine test? If you still want to test, wait for us The people from the school's biochemistry laboratory are here."
The leader glared at Jiang Sen angrily, but did not speak.
Well, this is going to be the other way around and pretend to be dead
Lu Jianjun hurriedly asked again: "You two, are you from the International Anti-Doping Organization?"
"We are! We are!" The young man shouted repeatedly, "We have brought work permits!"
Lu Jianjun squatted down, took a look at the two people's badges, his face changed slightly, "Jiang Sen"
"They don't follow the rules. I asked them to wait for someone, but they refused. They said they needed a urine test, but they didn't do it again. It's such a joke, I have to check it out first?" Jiang Sen said, "Call their leader. , Let their leaders come over and explain things clearly.¡±
"Alas" Lu Jianjun had nothing to say, but Jiang Sen was right.
If you don't clarify the matter now, Jiang Sen's qualifications for the competition will be suspended.
He took out his mobile phone, walked to the balcony, and called Director Xiao of the training center.
And Jiang Sen was not idle, he also took his mobile phone, walked out of the dormitory, and dialed Fang Tangjing's number.
"Lawyer Fang, I'm sorry, I have something to trouble you"
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He took out his mobile phone, walked to the balcony, and called Director Xiao of the training center.
And Jiang Sen was not idle, he also took his mobile phone, walked out of the dormitory, and dialed Fang Tangjing's number.
"Lawyer Fang, I'm sorry, I have something to trouble you"
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