"Why are you excited? It's not the first time for a child to do that? What did you write?"
In the middle of the night, a group of hand-holding parties in the post bar didn't bother to type two words on Du Niang, they just yelled in the bar. Since the bar owner has been missing for several days recently, the young bar owner can only do it for him.
In the evening, Wang Qingfeng, who had no time off, left messages on Jiang Sen's Weibo for a long time, and finally forwarded the original text. Then he yawned, and quickly lay down to sleep, so as not to be scolded by that old man Pandahai again at work tomorrow. By the way, that old man is really nothing, he ate up everything, and he didn't know how to be considerate to her. If her mother knew that she had found such an old man, she might be furious. After all, her family is also a scholarly family
"Oh, it would be great if I could marry Jiang Sen" Wang Qingfeng thought with regret, saying that Jiang Sen was so ugly, so poor, and so pitiful at that time. As the first person to discover Jiang Sen's peerless beauty, if she At that time, I was more determined, forced, drugged, and drunk. Maybe in the past two years, I have a child, so where is it the turn of that stinky man Pandahai?
Thinking about this now, I am really angry, and I don't know what kind of evil I have fallen into, and how I fell into his way.
After thinking about it in this way, he soon fell asleep.
But in the post bar, there was another carnival.
Jiang Sen's blog post was copied and pasted by countless little girls, and forwarded to one next door group after another
"Hi everyone, I am Jiang Sen, born on November 3, 1988, ID number ****, male, and the family name shown in the identity and household registration book, graduated from the tenth place in Dongou City in June 2007 No. 8 Middle School. He used the pen name 2022 Jun and wrote two works, "My Wife Is a Goddess" and "My Wife Is a Queen".
Currently, he is a member of Qujiang Provincial Writers Association, director of Dongou City Writers Association, honorary vice chairman of Oucheng District Writers Association, and member of the 14th CPPCC of Oushun County. He was awarded the world's best-selling author in 2006, the national top ten three good students in 2006, the special outstanding middle school student in Qujiang Province in 2007, and a lot of other small achievements that are insignificant but ordinary people can't get in this life. Some people slandered me for cheating in the college entrance examination, so I sincerely ask here: Are you eating shit? "
A troll is a troll. When Brother Sen opened fire, he didn't care about social image issues at all. But that's exactly what happened. Whether it's on the post bar or on the blog, almost everyone's attention was caught when they read the end of the second paragraph.
On the Internet, there is no need to reason at all!
mood! The market only needs emotions!
Jiang Sen, who was reborn in 2022, is capable of fighting online public opinion. To put it bluntly, everyone in the world is tied together and no matter how infinitely many times he is no match for him, because Brother Sen's combat power is infinite plus infinitely small. , is always ahead of this era by a little bit. To put it bluntly, what the hell is the era, even if he is thrown back to 2022, he is still the most popular kid on the whole network, there is no such thing!
Mom pulls a dick with no bottom line, no morals, no brains spraying this technology, who is your brother Sen afraid of? !
?In my life, I have killed people without blood, but I only use dick and force to kill ducks.
Your brother Sen was born in a vegetable market, grew up in a chess and card room, saw blood in a hospital, was torn up in the cultural circle, worked as a secretarial in an agency, worked as a serious screenwriter, and made a fortune by writing online articles. who!
As long as you are separated from the screen, as long as you have a keyboard in your hand, being a troll
Please kneel down and call your ancestors consciously!
"People, you can't be like dogs. Especially you can't eat shit like dogs. But if you have to eat it, please don't eat it in public, let alone show off after eating, telling people everywhere that you eat shit. It will expose you I don¡¯t want to come out and criticize you today if it¡¯s not that I really can¡¯t stand your virtue of screaming after eating shit. After all, you love eating shit, so what does it have to do with me? You still want to smoke my face after eating, then I'm going to talk.
In the past two years, I have seen more and more people eating shit on the Internet, and it has become a common practice. I am very sad. In the first few days, some people slandered my novels for plagiarism, but later the shit eaters couldn¡¯t find the original source of the plagiarism, so they could only say that I was a ghostwriter. I was stunned to be ghostwritten by someone for two years, but the ghostwriter has not shown up yet. I am afraid that in the future, shit eaters can use this situation as evidence and go to the public security organ to sue me for murder.
Of course, if you shit-addicted bastards really have the guts, I'd like to call you a hero. Dare to eat shit, but still uphold justice after eating shit, of course I admire it.of.
This guy, when it comes to big things, will never let go of empty guns. And the most important thing is that a certain national-level coach had observed Jiang Sen secretly before. At that time, the other party meant that he would come to see Jiang Sen again after two years. The last time Jiang Sen participated in all competitions was in November 2005. Although it is still a little short of two years, it should be almost the same. Otherwise, he would not have been so decisive, directly supported Jiang Sen, and gave Zhang Kai a signal to bet.
However, now that we are away from setting off fireworks to celebrate, it is somewhat less interesting.
On the evening of July 25th, Dongou City played its last trump card. Teacher Cai Chunjie, who was seriously ill and hospitalized, was discharged from the hospital, and was interviewed by a CCTV focus reporter specially invited from the capital by Dongou City
Cai Chunjie faced the camera with a righteous face, and was angry: "36 points for fart! It was 42 points at the beginning! That Chen Jianxin, he is talking nonsense! His own ass is not clean, I want to sue his!"
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