"Master, in the future, mobile phones and computers will definitely be bundled together. At that time, you can surf the Internet with your mobile phone. Once you become addicted, it will be better than the current online games. A 15-second video of a little sister twisting her buttocks can Let people brush from getting up in the morning until it is dark, lying in bed until midnight, and can continue to brush until dawn, until they pass out or die suddenly."
"Oh? Little sister is so powerful?"
"yes."
"Then when will a mobile phone like this come out?"
"I counted, the mobile phone will come out in five or six years, and the little sister will definitely come out in ten years. I will buy you one at that time."
"Is it expensive?"
"It's definitely a bit expensive, and most people can afford it by selling a kidney. But I must be rich by then. Even if I don't sell my kidney, I can buy one in two days at the latest by writing novels."
"Then buy me the most expensive one, I want one that I can buy in a week."
"It's not that expensive, and manufacturers that are so expensive don't make it."
"Okay! Then there will be one every two days! I will have to take a good look at the time, what kind of monsters and snakes are on the Internet. And those little sisters, they should be criticized! If you don't want to make progress all day long, you will turn back Ass, what's the use?"
"Yes, you must criticize!"
"Criticize one by one! No one will be spared!"
Jiang Sen lived in Shiligou Village for two days, and the main content of his life every day was bragging with the crippled horse.
During his absence, Shiligou Village has been connected to broadband, and Telecom has opened a business office in the village, and Shiligou Village has officially been upgraded to an administrative village. In a sense, thanks to the typhoon, Shiligou was lifted out of poverty earlier than another impoverished village next door. A few days before the start of the Johnson College Entrance Examination, Dr. Xiao Gao, who had just installed broadband in the clinic, was idle and bored every day just surfing the Internet to watch the excitement, and then deliberately reported to the lame horse. How many people are cursing the capsized Johnson College Entrance Exam today .
Of course, Dr. Xiao Gao, as a senior Chinese medicine black, really hopes to see the successor of traditional Chinese medicine suffer in his heart, so as to prove that he, the successor of modern medicine, knows everything and Chinese medicine is unreliable, even if he is logically stupid¡ª¡ª
First of all, he is not the successor of modern medicine at all, and if modern medicine has self-awareness, I am afraid that it will look down on these idiot diodes at all; second, regardless of Johnson's college entrance examination results, it has no direct connection with the Chinese medicine system.
But Dr. Xiao Gao doesn't care so much, he enjoys it every day, which really annoys the crippled horse.
It's just that after Jiang Sen came back in the past two days, Doctor Xiao Gao restrained himself a lot.
Giving Jiang Sen face is one thing, and on the other hand, Jiang Sen is indeed a big man now, which gave Dr. Xiao Gao a biological instinct to want to pinch his tail to be a human being¡ªif he had a tail, he would definitely pinch it.
But in fact, there was nothing Jiang Sen could do about taking Dr. Xiao Gao.
Regardless of what celebrity he is now and a member of the Oushun County Political Consultative Conference, all his interests with Oushun County are based on his willingness to pay. Otherwise, if the celebrity is not famous, it has something to do with Oushun County? The small book of the CPPCC member, to put it bluntly, is the donation certificate, at best it can only be used to frighten young people who have never seen the world, otherwise anyone who has been in the society will know¡ª¡ª Let's put it this way, even if you are a member of the CPPCC at the provincial level, if your employees are bullied by gangsters in a black shop in a bustling downtown area of ??a metropolis, you may not be able to find justice for them.
Without actual power in hand, in China, a country with high human rights in the true sense, the cost of "celebrities" wanting to bully the common people is extremely high, the remedies are very few, and the consequences are extremely serious. of.
The so-called title, identity, and status are nothing but extravagant decorations.
So if Dr. Xiao Gao was more courageous, and even ran to disgust Jiang Sen for the purpose of touching porcelain these two days, the result of this matter would be 100% that Jiang Sen took the lame horse and fled Shiligou Village as soon as possible.
Fortunately, Dr. Xiao Gao is not a bad-hearted person, and he is timid, so he made up his mind to death.
Then Jiang Sen made a bad face at him slightly, and the matter was over.
As for doing something to Dr. Xiao Gao, giving vent to the lame horse¡ª¡ª
I'm sorry, it's not that Tuer doesn't want to, it's that Tuer can't do anything.
Stayed in Shiligou Village for two days. On the evening of June 10th, Jiang Sen had dinner at Ma Lizi¡¯s house. 48 hours after the college entrance examination, Jiang Sen took the car of the village police office and left Shiligou.He put the paper back again.
At this moment, there were suddenly hurried footsteps downstairs.
¡ª¡ªThe footsteps of two people.
"Here we come!" Jiang Sen rushed out with his back on his back, sweating profusely from downstairs.
Two floors downstairs behind him, Cheng Zhanpeng also hummed, and quickly ran up to the fourth floor.
There was a burst of boiling in the office.
Xia Xiaolin was impatient, "Hurry up!"
Jiang Sen stepped into the office with a stride, and a large group of teachers chattered.
"Roll a or roll b?"
"Fucking!"
"Hurry up, let's look at the math first!"
"Johnson, is there one hundred and four in English?"
Xia Xiaolin, Li Xinggui and Ye Yanmei scrambled to be the first.
Then Jiang Sen took the reference answer and a red pen casually. Cheng Zhanpeng, Xia Xiaolin, Li Xinggui, and a large group of people gathered behind him. Jiang Sen had to sit down to let them see his scoring process.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes" Jiang Sen flipped through the math answers, ticking ten multiple-choice questions all the way down.
Li Xinggui, who was behind him, was holding his hands tightly, and his clothes were almost wet.
Then, when Jiang Sen ticked off all the seven fill-in-the-blank questions, Li Xinggui couldn't help but clenched his fists again.
Then in the eyes of everyone, Jiang Sen still overcame the first four big questions, "Yes, yes, yes, yes"
Seeing the first question of the last question all the way, Jiang Sen glanced over and ticked it.
"One hundred and fourteen." After Jiang Sen's voice fell, Cheng Zhanpeng's eyes lit up slightly, "Okay!"
Li Xinggui hugged Jiang Sen directly, and was so excited that he almost jumped up, "My baby! Be up for it! You're so up for it!"
"Okay, okay, okay! It's my turn!" Ye Yanmei quickly pulled Li Xinggui away.
Li Xinggui didn't finish yet, and continued to ask Jiang Sen, "What about the second question?" Jiang Sen asked back, "I can't remember exactly how I wrote it, anyway, it was written indiscriminately, but I wrote the word "proof", and I won't give it any points." ah?"
Li Xinggui looked confused.
But Ye Yanmei stomped her feet anxiously: "Okay, okay, one hundred and four, what is the top in the province, the three classes estimate that there is only one person with a score of more than 100! First read English, first read English, I will wait for you Almost starved to death."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Sen hurriedly turned the paper to the English side.
Then carefully proofread each question one by one.
About ten minutes later, Jiang Sen sighed with regret, "I made a mistake in reading comprehension. If the composition is full marks, it will be 147 points." Everyone present also shook their heads regretfully.
Going for full marks, what a pity.
Ye Yanmei regretted the most: "Oh, how could this question be wrong, I did it right!"
Jiang Sen said: "It is within the acceptable range of mistakes."
"Fart! I don't accept it!" Ye Yanmei smiled.
147 points, completely worthy of her salary for the past two years.
Cheng Zhanpeng also smiled at Ye Yanmei and nodded.
With 140 points in mathematics and 147 points in English, his mood is half settled.
"Language! Look at the language first!" Deng Yuee suddenly shouted, "I'm so nervous."
"Me too" Zhang Xuefen held Deng Yuee's arm tightly.
Only Shi Lili¡ª¡ªhad gone on vacation for a long trip, and was not there at all.
Jiang Sen turned the answer booklet back to the front, took a breath, and continued to answer questions.
However, for language, the score of the answer is really hard to define, especially the reading comprehension of modern Chinese, which can only be guessed. After guessing the reading comprehension of modern Chinese, the score of composition must also be guessed.
Ten minutes later, he set a range for himself, "It should be between one hundred and fifteen to one hundred and thirteen."
"That's too bad, it's 15 points short." Cheng Zhanpeng said.
Jiang Sendao: "I optimistically estimate the composition, about fifty."
"I think you are too optimistic." Xia Xiaolin interjected, "Forty-five is about the same."
Cheng Zhanpeng looked at Jiang Sen speechlessly.
Regardless of the amount, Jiang Sen continued, "There is nothing wrong with the multiple-choice questions, ancient poems, and classical Chinese. I feel that there is nothing wrong with reading modern texts. I think it is about the same."
Cheng Zhanpeng nodded in agreement with this statement.
Indeed, that's the only way to go.
And now it's just an estimate, and the specific score will have to wait for about two weeks.
Suffering
"Let's read the comprehensive article."
"Hmm." Jiang Sen turned the answer booklet to the back, and before reading it, he sighed first, "Wen Zong, I really feel that I failed the exam"
As soon as these words came out, Deng Yue'e and Zhang Xuefen both turned dark.
Really, it was as if my heart stopped suddenly, and I couldn't squeeze a smile
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Suffering
"Let's read the comprehensive article."
"Hmm." Jiang Sen turned the answer booklet to the back, and before reading it, he sighed first, "Wen Zong, I really feel that I failed the exam"
As soon as these words came out, Deng Yue'e and Zhang Xuefen both turned dark.
Really, it was as if my heart stopped suddenly, and I couldn't squeeze a smile
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