"Second brother and second brother! I watched your TV series yesterday!"
"I didn't shoot"
"I know! I know! Anyway, it's your TV series!"
At noon on Monday, as soon as Jiang Sen was halfway through eating in the cafeteria, the little girls in the school were ready to move. A few girls in the first year of senior high school were bold and thick-skinned. They yelled as soon as they sat next to Jiang Sen, and started to attack Jiang Sen without saying a word. Move your feet, "Second brother, your head feels so good to the touch! Why did you shave your head? It's so round?"
Jiang Sen looked at the girl, and for the sake of her beauty, he touched her casually, while hurrying to eat, and planned to evacuate at any time.
Ever since I found out this morning that bvt and a certain cool website are already broadcasting the adaptation of "My Wife Is a Goddess", there has been non-stop outside the classrooms of Class 3 and 7 of Senior High School. The girls in the first and second grades of senior high school started to chase after stars blatantly. Later, the school dispatched Zheng Haiyun urgently to control the situation¡ªfortunately, Zheng Haiyun is teaching senior high school biology now, and the four science classes in high school are about to be taught biology. The mass extinction was over, but at this moment, it finally protected the learning results of the third year of high school from another direction.
For this reason, Jiang Sen, Xia Xiaolin and others are deeply grateful to Sister Haiyun.
However, Jiang Sen's personal space is guaranteed during class time, and there is really nothing to do after class. Even when he was just in physical education class, Jiang Sen was almost stalked to death by several little girls in his class. It was really entanglement, a group of little girls rushed up screaming, desperately hugging, they didn't regard Jiang Sen as a man, and they didn't regard themselves as a woman, they were purely here for "stars", that's right, The direct result of the TV series was that these ignorant little girls completely regarded Jiang Sen as someone from the entertainment industry. With Jiang Sen's chaotic nature, it's almost like seeing a real-life Mickey Mouse doll in Disneyland.
Depend on! Might as well be Donald Duck! duck!
Jiang Sen felt goosebumps all over his body when he was touched by that girl who seemed to be a girl in the first year of high school.
Not long after the bell rang for the end of get out of class, more and more little girls gathered around him. The girls walked into the cafeteria, and as soon as they saw Jiang Sen sitting there, they didn't eat any food on the spot, and went straight to Jiang Sen, ignoring the aunt who was ordering vegetables at the window.
"I'm stupid, do you want to do this"
Shao Min, Hu Qi, Zhang Rongsheng, Luo Beikong and a large group of people sat at the next table and watched with gusto.
Shao Min said: "If Jiang Sen goes on like this, he will be happy to death, right?"
"Calm down." Xiong Bo said, "Brother Sen said that these two days are the eruption period of the little girls' spring hearts. After a few days, it gradually calmed down, which is called desensitization in medicine."
"I'm stupid! My reaction to undressing is almost the same!" Qin Hao interjected.
Luo Beikong kicked it over, "Grass mud horse! Get away! You haven't showered for more than ten days, don't stick close to me."
"Alas" Lin Shaoxu sighed softly with complicated eyes, telling himself in his heart that the person he likes is Huang Minmin, but he is indescribably envious of the scene in front of him.
People in the cafeteria came and went, and after a while, teachers from various classes also came in. As soon as she saw those little girls posting upside down like this without self-respect, Xia Xiaolin immediately walked up, a bit like a role reversal, and took the hand of the girl from the first year of high school angrily like a flower protector, and scolded: " What are you doing! You are doing something to your male classmates! This is a school!"
The girl was rational and strong, and said with a smile: "Teacher, the second brother is the common property of all of us!"
"Yes! The second brother himself didn't say anything!"
"That's right, teacher, you're out. The second brother is no longer a male classmate. He no longer belongs to himself. He belongs to the whole world!"
The scumbag girls in Eighteenth High School have already surpassed some theoretical level in chasing stars.
Xia Xiaolin only felt that her blood pressure was a little high, and she yelled: "Fart! What belongs to the whole world! Don't interfere with the rest of our third-year classmates. The college entrance examination will be in a few days, don't you understand?!"
boom! Xia Xiaolin slapped her hand on the table, "Jiang Sen! Are you dead? Just sit here and let them touch you?"
Jiang Sen frantically stuffed the rice into his mouth, "Wait a minute! It's ready to eat!"
Xia Xiaolin stomped her feet anxiously and said, "Can you still eat?"
"How can you work if you are not full?" Jiang Sen finished a bowl of rice and handed it to a little girl next to him, "Help me make another bowl."
"Ah¡ª!" The little girl grabbed the bowl excitedly.
The other girls jumped up immediately, "Second brother let me come!"
"I'll help you!"
Four or five idiots, crazyThe book is that you can use this path in the future to obtain a better upward channel. Let me put it simply, why do you still get along with a 20-year-old girl when you are 40? It's very simple, you are their leaders, their bosses, their superiors, in public places, even if you are joking around, do you mean the same thing as when the teacher touched my head just now?
Why do you make others think your actions are cute? First of all, in terms of identity, social status, and relationship between people, you are dominant. In this way, you bend down to do things and mingle with young people. What is that called? ? If you say it at a young age, it means being young and optimistic, and at an older age, it means having fun with the people and being one with the people.
In that case, even if you are in your 70s or 80s, for example, now there is a big leader who admires me as much as you do, do you automatically think that the big leader is cute, trendy, and not out at all? "
The little girl was explained again by Jiang Sen, and nodded again.
"So, having said that, when you reach that age, why do you make others think you are cute? Because you are better than others, right, when the time comes, those young people will treat you with respect and friendliness , Obey, your life can be comfortable from now until you are in your seventies and eighties. No matter how much you chase stars, no one will think that you are wrong. But this thing, let¡¯s talk about it again, what can you do to make yourself look better than others , so that you can live according to your own will forever? This kind of power to control life by yourself, where does it start? Huh? Where is it?"
Jiang Sen turned his head and asked the little girl who was holding his arm.
The little girl's big eyes were dull.
"It's right here." Jiang Sen smiled and pulled his hand out of her arm, "Everyone, star chasing also costs money. You like a singer, and a ticket for his concert sells for 20,000 yuan. Your family won't give it to you." , you have to earn it yourself.
Now I publish two books, two hundred yuan is not too expensive.
You spend money to buy it, and you still spend your parents' money, so you may not feel any distress.
But one day in the future, if your own child also chases stars, and you are asked to pay 20,000 yuan to let him go to a star concert, if you can¡¯t afford the money at that time, and you still blame your child for being ignorant, then you will not be able to pay for it. If I look back and regret it, I regret that I didn't study hard in school today, but spent all my time on touching my bald head, and maybe I was thinking about falling in love with me in a whimsical way, then it's too late. But what if you were doing well then? Understand?
Restraining my emotions and impulses today and focusing on my studies is to better release my emotions in the future. Delayed happiness is happier, and late harvest is more precious. Okay, get out of class is over, goodbye, classmates. "
The little girls were confused: "Teacher goodbye?"
The students in the small half of the cafeteria watched Jiang Sen walk to the door of the cafeteria, and with a bang, threw the clean plates and bowls and chopsticks into the plastic bucket at the door, and the tall figure walked away.
Xia Xiaolin and the girls, including Shao Min's group, were all dumbfounded.
This shit Did you take an ideological education class just now? !
Well, it's the same as class, what's the point of chasing stars?
"Brother Sen is invincible" Xiong Bo shook his head again and again, "I'm not a star fan, so I want to reflect on myself."
"It seems that Jiang Sen is not an ordinary star, he is a star that ordinary students cannot catch up with."
"If the cultural level is not enough, it is not worthy of pursuit"
"Hahahahaha"
The teachers sitting around Jiang Sen's seat burst out laughing. The laughter was full of endless ridicule and malice towards the scumbags. The whole cafeteria was filled with a happy atmosphere as if they had seen the scumbags being beaten by the society with their own eyes.
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