"You kid, you're talking nonsense again. You talk like this all day because you want to watch TV while I'm out to catch thieves?"
"Dad, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, today is the finale. It is very important whether they have eaten the sheep or not."
"I can't eat, don't worry."
"Then at the next level, the boiling sheep and sheep are all boiled in the pot."
"I also stewed mutton for you today, boy."
"If you don't eat, you won't be hungry. Mom, just let me watch TV, I want to watch, I really want to watch."
"Have you finished your homework?"
"Um!"
"Where are the test papers?"
"Bang!"
The boy slapped the roll of paper on the table, full of bullshit.
"Hey, my husband, my son actually got 80 points in the exam?"
"Where can I see, okay, not bad, boy, you have failed in the past, and this time you have improved so much? You should reward it well."
"Dad, I don't want anything else. I know it's difficult at home. It's like watching cartoons for half an hour."
"How can that work? Watch for half an hour?"
Wu Shen was delighted with a smile on his face, but frightened his son for a moment, thinking that his father was unhappy.
"Ten minutes is fine."
"Ten minutes? You look down on your father and me too much. You have to watch this kind of result for an hour."
"However, the performance was over in half an hour."
"Go on and watch after the show, there are so many cartoons, not enough for you to choose?"
"Husband, you still say that I am spoiled by children? I think my son learned from you."
"Wife, you are only one baby now, and you had a little daughter before, but she didn't die of illness."
Wu Shenwei felt uncomfortable thinking about this.
"Husband, as long as you immerse yourself in Gongdou drama, you can't be sad. Come on, let's play the second dimension together as a family. I will lend each of you one of my limited edition figures, but don't break them. Very expensive."
"Mom, I want a cloak, the kind of red wolf."
"I can only give you a magic wand. After all, you are a boy. As for your father, I will give him a large ancient torture device. This is my private collection. It contains everything from pinching fingers to acupuncture and moxibustion."
Just when the whole family was dispatched to perform an ancient court drama, Gege pulled out the frying pan in the kitchen, and the scrambled eggs with tomatoes were so steaming that they spilled on the floor.
"You crazy woman, you almost scalded the child."
"I didn't do it on purpose. I'm not happy today and I want to add some drama."
"Wait, son, Dad asks you, what's the perfect score for your roll of paper?"
"100."
"That's not bad, but how can I add only 60 points? Did you change 6 to 8?"
Wu Shenwei was panting deeply, his eyes were full of fire.
"Dad, the money in my pocket is really gone. I spent 95 yuan at the boarding school today, and there are only 5 yuan left, which is enough for our whole family to have a meal."
"Wife, wife, how much pocket money do you give your son for a day? Do you have money from your own house? Can you two live a rich life, pretending to be poor here, and let me make ends meet?"
"Husband, when I bought a figure last time, it was actually not that expensive. I just hid a little bit."
"How much is a little bit?"
"1¡¡"
Just as the little boy was about to speak, Gege immediately raised his index finger in front of his mouth.
"Son, if you tell Dad, Dad won't beat you, because you passed the exam and made progress."
"1000."
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