"If you don't want to be laughed at by the audience, but still carry out your own competition plan, it is really difficult, but I am a lady."
"Timing begins."
"Big handsome guy, hahaha, do you think I'm young and cute?"
"I just remembered, I need money, please can you call back the writer just now."
"Be quiet, if you need money, I can give it to you. Although I spend a lot of money every year, I just paid 4,000 yuan for car insurance, and then the Internet fee was more than 1,500 yuan. Now I am really penniless , but don't worry, I am money, I will not let you have no money, as long as you hug me tightly, I will be your cash cow, if you shake me lightly, there will be unexpected surprises, if you don't believe me, you Come on now, and I'll give you a show."
"Forget it, I'm going out to find her."
"Hey wait, what's so good about her? Isn't it that she looks good in a cheongsam? Generally speaking, their Yuchi family's figure is relatively tall. But I'm not bad either, with a bulging front and a raised back. Look at my small body, Xiaoman Waist, I think you must like me, and you are an infatuated man. When I see your eyes, I know that you are rare, but I am in the stage of career development. Can you wait for me for a few years, no, not a few years , that is, after the show is over, I will let you see my goodness, and you will know my beauty and my croaking."
"Are you a toad? You are a handsome guy. You obviously want to find me. People all over the world have heard it. Don't try to break the microphone. You can't afford compensation. I know you are younger, but I am older than you, and I am older than you." You have money, and I will win the hearts of men by relying on this."
"But that's not true love."
"Isn't it true love? Hahaha, what is that? Writer Xia Yi, if you don't have true love for money, why do you work so hard to earn it? Facts have proved that everyone has true love for money."
"But didn't you just say that you want to find a man and treat money like dung? Why did you change your mind now?"
"Women are fickle, and no one can stop me. At first I thought you were so powerful, but now that I see it, it's nothing more than that. Writer Xia Yi, I'm afraid your so-called skills are outdated. , men won't like your acting like a baby, they like money more."
"I don't believe it. Handsome man, let me tell you, if a woman is rich and beautiful, and another woman is beautiful and can act like a baby, but they are all writers, they just have different names, which one would you choose?"
"It's the first time I've heard of the comparison between acting like a baby and money, so let's just listen quietly to the handsome guy."
"Master Liang, where did you get melon seeds, can you give me a taste."
"Of course, I hope you can also find a man who is willing to love you, love you and protect you through the screen. No, woman."
"Master Liang, do you think that the revision of the second season of the writer's reality show, all those who are not on the stage can be watched in the background, seems not very good? So, you are sleepy, and you brought your own watermelon. I think you are a pure eater." Melon people, otherwise you still think about it, what should you do if you play?"
"I play? Impossible, my home court has been set in the bathroom, and my blind date can only appear outside the bathroom."