"Master Liang, the producers have been changed, but the result hasn't come out yet? Guess who will be chosen?"
"It must be me! You use sanitary napkins as skateboards. Once the advertisement is broadcast, you may be branded as insulting women."
"Master Liang, how can you wear diapers, put them on your head, and use them as shoes?"
"I am a woman."
"There can't be a difference between men and women, everyone must be equal."
"Equality? Let me see if you wear sanitary napkins. It's not that men and women are different. There are some things that girls think are cute and handsome, such as wearing fat trousers. But if boys wear skirts, they will be regarded as perverts. Are you equal? ?¡±
"Master Liang, don't look at my IQ is slightly worse than yours, but I can hear it, you just say that you have won this competition?"
"Of course! Must!"
"That's not necessarily the case. If you lose, you will have to accompany me for 100 yuan. Do you dare to play?"
"According to the relevant provisions of the law, the specific form of gambling crime is"
Lu Depeng, the policeman who played the role, followed Pu Yangcai, a police and bandit writer. When looking for inspiration, he didn't need Puyangcai's reminder. He actively responded to the relevant laws.
"Isn't it? Just bet 100, can you be caught?"
"You took me hundreds of times before. From this point of view, you should be sentenced."
When Liang Jia took advantage of Gong Ningqi's fear, he "took advantage of the fire" and cheated all the money in Gong Ningqi's pocket, which seemed to be a few hundred more.
"Oh my god! Master Liang, I know I was wrong. You adults don't count the faults of villains, so please don't sue me. If there is more, it will be regarded as your mental damage fee."
Gong Ningqi took a deep breath, and kept asking the police writer Pu Yangcai and the police actor Lu Depeng to testify.
"You've all seen it. I'll give it all back to her, and I'll give it back to those who do good deeds. It's none of my business this time, right?"
Unexpectedly, before Gong Ningqi finished speaking, a big hand patted him on the shoulder.
"Uncle Policeman, I'm sorry, I won't dare again. As the saying goes, you can't go a thousand miles without making small steps, so I I chose? Really?"
Gong Ningqi saw the roster in the hands of the staff, and his and Liang Jia's names had both been selected.
"Master Liang, the advertiser recorded both of us."
"real?"
Liang Jia danced with Gong Ningqi excitedly, and after realizing that he was a bit like two fools, he thought carefully.
"Didn't you say you can only choose one?"
"The reason for saying that is that the advertisers want to make the two more competitive, because there are no other writers and actors participating in the bidding competition, so the two were successfully elected"
"Could it be that the two of us will have to pk in the future?"
"That's right, competitive competitions are required for every game. This is a mandatory agreement made by the advertiser for the two of you. It is used to increase the highlights of the show and brand marketing. Originally, when the two advertisers saw the two performances, they wanted both of them. Divestment of the entire program group, but after constant communication and discussion, it was finally decided"
"No problem, fighting against the sky is a lot of fun, fighting against the earth is a lot of fun, fighting with people is even more fun, hahaha."
"Master Liang, in fact, if you don't want to laugh, you don't have to. After all, your usual pleasure in writing horror novels is all horror in the mirror. Hey, now think about your toothy and hairy grin. Stand up" (Remember this site website: www.hlnovel.com