"Qin Wa-Fan, come here, take a look-the classroom you swept, there is still dust everywhere, can't you see-see?"
The squad leader in the fourth grade of elementary school just heard from his classmates that the class hygiene was deducted points. It seems that this week or even this month's mobile red flags can't reach the class, and he is so angry that his round and fat face is three times magnified. In front of Qin Wafan who was still standing dumbfounded, he scolded him coldly.
Qin Wafan knew that the class monitor was calling his name in a serious manner, but because of his accent, it sounded like the three homonyms of "frog¡ªannoyance". The surrounding students clapped and laughed as the class monitor called. They just thought it was funny when they yelled "frog, frog". They didn't know whether Qin Wanfan's young heart would be hurt by their laughter at this moment.
"Oh! Monitor, I'm sorry, I didn't see any dust, but I cleaned up all the paper scraps!"
Qin Wafan looked like he didn't feel the squad leader's anger, and didn't hear the jokes of the students around him. He squatted down obediently, leaned his head forward, and kept his eyes parallel to the floor. The distance was less than ten centimeters, and he scanned carefully. After the episode, he raised his head towards the class monitor and pointed to the trash can in the corner of the classroom to defend himself. Although there was grievance in his tone, the corners of his long and narrow eyes were still upturned naturally, with a smile that he easily showed.
"Dust! I'm talking about dust! This thick dust has seen you, but you still can't see it? Go home and get glasses! No wonder you fail every exam!"
The class monitor was so angry that she twitched her eyebrows and shook her nose, and the black-rimmed glasses slid down. Angrily, she raised her hand and used her index finger to slam the black frame on the bridge of her nose, but she didn't know if she was using too much force. , the glasses almost fell off when they were pushed to the forehead, and the chubby but extremely alert squad leader hurriedly used her white radish hand to push the glasses that were about to come off her ears back into her puffing and puffing eyes without missing a second. On the panting fat face, the movement of the mirror frame pulling back and forth scratched her face, causing her current anger to rise to a higher level. She felt that her troubles were all thanks to Qin Wafan, and she looked at it furiously and was still lying on the ground. Qin Wafan, who was counting dust on the ground, snorted angrily:
"Slow your legs, slow your legs! Everything slows you down! The whole class is dragged down by you!"
Qin Wafan acted as if he hadn't heard it, and finally saw that there was really a thin layer of dust on the ground. When the wind blew, he almost choked him.
"You, don't forget, you can only leave after cleaning! This week's hygiene is also covered by you!"
Only then did Qin Wafan raise his head again, wanting to open his mouth to say something, but unexpectedly there was a strong wind, and the dust on the ground swept up like a tornado. Not only was the wind and sand poured into his mouth, but even his whole body was shaken. Wrapped in the wind and sand, the eyes were covered by the haze of dust, and the furious squad leader and the laughing classmates who stopped to watch were all invisible. He was looking for a broom to sweep the dust. The squad leader was right. He was on duty today. If he didn't clean it up, he didn't do his job well. No matter what the class monitor says or how the classmates laugh at him, he must clean up the hygiene first.
Struggling, he seemed to wake up. There is no dust, and there are no classmates who are watching and laughing, and the fat monitor with an angry face is gone. He saw a figure in the classroom, graceful and graceful, who had just entered from the door and walked past his seat. Sitting down in a row, off-white three-quarter-sleeve dresses, neck-length soft short hair, as quiet and elegant as orchids.
He seemed to smell the fragrance rippling in his breath from her breath, just after being reprimanded by the class monitor and surrounded by classmates, he curled up like a small river stuck in a narrow rock crack The restless heart instantly settled down, flattened into an unobstructed green field, and the tranquility is enveloped in the light water vapor moistened by the rain in early spring, which is warm and full of joy of life.
He looked at her sideways, but she didn't seem to notice his existence. She just sat down and put away her schoolbag, quietly took out the book, and gently raised her hand to rest her chin and looked down at the book.
"Jian Jia?"
He stood up joyfully, supported the table and walked towards Jianjia, which he had been thinking about day and night, but there was only five or six seats away, but he couldn't walk anyhow, as if he was trapped in a transparent silk thread, bound He stopped his legs and couldn't move an inch no matter how he moved. He watched Jian Jia finished reading the book, stood up, packed her schoolbag and turned to leave, leaving him with a view of his back that was getting farther and farther away.
"Jianjia! Jianjia¡ª¡ª"
He waved his hands anxiously and exerted force on his immobile legs, trying to catch up with the figure that was about to disappear from his sight and condensed into a white dot.
"Hey, wake up, wake up!"
He really woke up in the vigorous waving of his arms and the call in his ears, and he hugged the long legs of a pair of white jeans in front of him and wiped away his tears.
"Hey, my pants,?I bought it, and I¡¯m going on a blind date soon, and you ruined it like this! "
The white jeans yelled, bending over to push Qin Wanfan who was nibbling his trouser legs happily.
"why you?!"
Qin Wanfan finally woke up completely from his dream. Knowing that the white in front of him was not the white of the goddess in his dream, he pushed hard angrily and staggered the white jeans¡ªthe strength that he couldn¡¯t use in his dream finally woke up. Came to make it up.
"You are too much! I relieved your hunger and thirst. If you are not grateful, forget it, and return the favor!"
The white trousers yelled angrily, took out a tissue, bent down and rubbed the white trousers with snot, tears and saliva on Qin Wanfan's body.
This is really a pair of white jeans that he went to the only department store in the town to pick out carefully yesterday, just for the blind date at three o'clock this afternoon.
This is great, after tears and saliva flowed out of Qin Wafan's eyes, nose, mouth and three orifices, it stuck firmly under his knees, conspicuous and proud, more and more like an unyielding little yellow flag ¡ª¡ªDon't let that girl's blind date with him be the same as this little yellow flag, it's yellow!
Hey, this damn Qin Wafan, when he can't help his brother, he will naturally become a shit-stirring stick that doubles his troubles, and there is always a way to make things end before they even begin.
"Bai Yu, don't blame me. If other girls look down on you, no matter how white or clean your pants are, I will say goodbye to you."
Qin Wanfan said with a hippie smile.
Bai Yu, Qin Wafan's college classmate. Many of their classmates have completed their dating missions in college, but Bai Yu is shy just because she sees a girl, so she hasn't dated yet.
Online chatting was popular in college, and Bai Yu also had online dating, but they were all online dating, and they chatted like each other on QQ, and they met each other as soon as they met. Qin Wanfan was very loyal and encouraged Bai Yu to pursue girls with perseverance. , Persevere to the end, the big deal is a hundred blind dates, ninety-nine failures, and the last success is fine.
And when Qin Wanfan was frustrated in his persistent waiting for the goddess in his mind, he would call Bai Yu without exception, and ran to the barbecue restaurant in front of the school, borrowing beer and skewers, feeling sad Tears poured out to Bai Yu, and both of them were from Qinfang Town, although they didn't know each other before they went to university, but because of the mutual support in this relationship, their relationship became deeper and deeper, and they became best friends, better than brother.
However, Qin Wafan still has another worry because of his name. According to his mother, he was named because the family life improved when he was born, and the original mud brick house became a bright big tile house. And because he was born thin and weak, he was afraid that it would not be easy to raise, so he simply used the word "Wafan", just like a tile to spend this life in an ordinary and stable way.
But people in local small towns are used to being humorous. There are large tracts of farmland around the town, and there are scattered ponds in the middle. The reason why I can't sleep well at night is because the frogs croak too loudly, and I get a headache when I hear it, not to mention that I don't sleep all night because of it. Qin Wanfan's name sounds too homophonic to the word frog, so it has naturally become a way for adults and children to make fun of them.
Qin Wanfan himself cared about it at first, but when he heard people laughing at him like that again, he ran home crying, clamoring to change his name.
Qin Wafan's grandfather is educated, and told his grandson that the name actually has a deep meaning: Qin Wafan, as ordinary as Qin Zhuan and Han tiles, a piece of Qin brick and Han tiles, with the weight of history, ordinary but not mediocre. Such an interpretation, of course, is of extraordinary significance.
Xiao Wafan heard the interpretation of his name given by his grandfather, but he couldn't understand anything else, but the four characters Qinzhuan, Hanwa and tile actually took root in his heart. From then on, he began to think carefully. Li likes his name, which is often used as a joke, and bursts into laughter in an instant. From then on, he no longer minds the people around him making fun of his name.
After going to college, online chatting became popular. Qin Wafan simply called his screen name Frog in a self-deprecating manner. However, his full name is "Qin Han Frog", which not only inherits the meaning of his grandfather, but also seems humorous and funny, but it makes people remember. profound.
The classmates also nicknamed him "Qin Wa" or "Frog" when they called him. He should also be happy, and he didn't even know it. This nickname accidentally became a nickname in the early 21st century. It is a humorous symbol of the times after the Internet became popular on campus.
This is why Qin Fatty, the owner of Qin's restaurant in the morning, laughed at Qin Wafan's name as Frog Trouble, but he was not annoyed at all, and his mind was calm.
Of course, there are exceptions to everything. There is only one person, from the beginning to the present, who calls him "Wafan" crisply, with clear enunciation, sweet voice, and gentle expression, which makes him drunk every time he hears it, like drinking alcohol. The gentleness of the voice no longer wakes up.
This person is Bai Jianjia. His college alumni is also the goddess who has not changed in his mind. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)It's like drinking, wishing to get drunk and fall into the gentleness of this voice and never wake up again.
This person is Bai Jianjia. His college alumni is also the goddess who has not changed in his mind. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com