Cui had no choice but to put the chicken soup and rice porridge on the table and went out. When he went out, he said to Li Yuan who was lying quietly on the bed: "Yuan Er, the chicken soup and rice porridge are here, eat some when you are hungry. "
Wang Liuzhi went to the county to inquire about Monk Wutian and Monk Rongxin.
Monk Wutian and Monk Rongxin had already arrived in the county with Li Butou and a group of yamen servants the day before. It was already late at this time, and the county yamen had already closed the gate and did not hear the case.
All the yamen servants had the idea of ??going home as soon as they entered the county seat. Li Butou restrained them a few times, so they didn't sneak away.
The county government didn't open the door, Li Butou and all the government servants led Monk Wutian and Rongxin to the Prison Temple, and arranged for two government servants to guard them. At first, he wanted to put shackles on the two of them, but Rong Xin touched the whistle stick behind him again. Monk Wutian still explained with a smile on his face, since we are here, we will not run away. will not follow. Li Butou thought about it, and felt that the two young monks looked handsome and harmless, and they didn't look like people with a lot of flamboyance, but like young people who were easy to deceive. The unlucky yamen servant turned around and left.
The two yamen servants scraped together a few copper coins, went to the market and bought two bowls of rice noodles and half a piece of roast duck, and ate them to Monk Wutian and Monk Rongxin.
Monk Wutian and Monk Rongxin had no one to bring them food, and they couldn't go out for fasting, so naturally they could only go hungry. Fortunately, the monks have always observed the rule of not eating after noon, and they have long been used to skipping dinner. In addition, they are very full with the fast food they begged from Wang Liuzhi's house for lunch, so they are not hungry at all. Just watching the two yamen servants deliberately eating in front of them, as if deliberately eating for them to see, Monk Rong Xin couldn't help but feel annoyed, but the expression on his face was always so cute and dull, so he couldn't tell it.
The two yamen servants were having a good time eating, when Monk Rong Xin suddenly said to Monk Wutian: "Master, my stomach hurts."
Monk Wutian glanced at him, already knew what he was thinking, and immediately said cooperatively: "What's going on, did the bad lunch at noon spoil your stomach?"
"Ouch, ouch," Monk Rong Xin cried out while clutching his stomach, "It seems like I'm going to have diarrhea."
"Master, my nephew is going to have diarrhea!" Monk Rong Xin shouted to the two yamen servants.
"Diarrhea, diarrhea, don't you see that the poor man is busy? Hold on!"
Monk Rongxin exerted all his strength, and let out a stinky fart with a bang, and the whole Hell God Temple was filled with a smoky smell.
Smoked the two yamen servants who were eating rice noodle roast duck so much that they almost spit out what they just ate.
"You two little bald donkeys, are you begging for a beating, you wild monk, stop your asshole!" a stubby yamen servant yelled, holding his nose.
Another skinny office worker retched while holding his nose, and then hiccupped again.
"It's no good, I'm going to pull it out!" Monk Rong Xin covered his stomach with one hand, and yelled while holding his pants with the other, and at the same time let it out with a loud fart.
The skinny yamen servant jumped out of the prison temple in shock. A duck wing that the stubby yamen servant held in his hand had unknowingly dropped to the ground.
I just felt that the smell was too hot for my throat, and I couldn't stand it, so I had to leave the temple, and then I said: "Get out!" His voice was already hoarse.
Monk Rong Xin lifted his pants and ran out.
Monk Wutian also hurried out of the Prison Temple. He had to hold his breath and laugh just now, but he was suffocated.
Two yamen servants stopped Monk Wutian, and Monk Wutian looked at their sallow faces, suppressed his smile, and said: "You two officials, don't panic, the poor monk just came out to get some fresh air, but my nephew, you guys Don't send someone to follow?"
The two yamen servants looked at each other, thinking that the young monk was so majestic just because of his hypocrisy, and what would happen if he showed real respect, so they shied away from each other.
Monk Wutian suppressed a smile and said: "You two evade like this, if my nephew escapes, don't blame me for not reminding you."
The stubby yamen servant looked up at him and said, "With you here, forgive him for not daring to run away."
"That's not necessarily true. My nephew never listens to me."
The skinny yamen servant rolled his small eyes, and said to the thick and short yamen servant: "Brother Niu, you go, I have a weak spleen and stomach, you know it."
The stubby yamen servant snorted helplessly: "Look at this wild monk, I'll come as soon as I go."
By this time it was already dark.
The skinny government servant is not in the mood to continue eating the rice noodles and roast duck.??, he drove Monk Wutian into the Prison Temple, and he himself lay down on the case in front of the statue.
After a while, the thick and short yamen servant and monk Rong Xin came back.
The thin and dry yamen servant couldn't lie down anymore, got up from the case, and looked at the door.
He turned around and came back, took a look at Monk Wutian who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, and then looked outside the door, the stubby yamen servant and Monk Rongxin were still gone.
He walked up to Monk Wutian and said, "Monk, get up!"
Monk Wutian opened his eyes and said, "Master, what's the matter?"
"Aren't you surprised that your nephew has been away for so long and hasn't come back?"
"What's so strange, didn't the poor man come back? Maybe the two of them were hungry again after eating, so they went to eat rice noodles and roast duck together."
"Fart! Do you know something, you wild donkey?"
"I'm wronged, sir, the poor monk has been sitting under your nose, what do I know?"
"Get up, let's go find them!"
"Master, I said no need to look for them, they will be back later."
"I told you to follow along to find it, just look for it, where is there so much nonsense!"
Monk Wutian had no choice but to stand up.
"Go ahead!"
Monk Wutian was in front, and the thin and dry government servant was behind. The two walked to the nearest public toilet on the street in front of the Prison Temple one by one.
At night, there was a dead silence around the Prison Temple, and it was dark. When the two entered the public toilet, the skinny clerk called out: "Brother Niu"
"Bang", before the second "Brother Niu" came out of his mouth, he was hit on the back of the head, and his whole body went limp.
Monk Wutian seemed to have expected this a long time ago, turned around slowly, and saw Monk Rongxin standing behind the fallen skinny government servant.
Monk Rong Xin took out a rope and tied him up, lifted him up and threw him into a corner of the toilet. When he landed, he ran into another person who was also tied up, and that person couldn't help snorting. Because of the rag stuffed in his mouth, he could only hum but could not scream.
"The two of you stay here for one night first, and the Buddhas go to do something, come back early tomorrow morning, and then I will let you go."
Monk Rong Xin walked to the side of the two and said viciously: "You all know the Buddha's ability, don't make any plans."
After finishing speaking, Monk Wutian and Monk Rongxin turned around and left. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com