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"There is a famous saying that is very good. God said that there must be light, so there is light. God said that there must be water, so there is water. God said that there must be mental retardation, so you were born."
"Actually, to sum it up, I just want to give you a word. Geniuses are always similar, but idiots are different!"
Ye Xuan scolded Li Zhichao for more than an hour, not a single curse word was repeated, and the more he said it, the worse it was!
Originally, Li Zhichao wanted to wait for Ye Xuan to take a breath, and interjected, but Ye Xuan never stopped.
It seemed that he didn't need to breathe.
Li Zhichao finally opened his eyes and told nonsense, and replied: "You look so ugly! You don't even look in the mirror!"
Ye Xuan smiled lightly: "Yes, if I don't look good, what about you? Hang it on the wall to ward off evil spirits, hang it on the bed to prevent pregnancy!"
"It's so funny. Someone still begs me to scold you? Wake up, your Qing Dynasty is dead."
"you you!"
As soon as Ye Xuan's eloquent words came out, Li Zhichao trembled with anger. Originally, he wanted Ye Xuan to scold him first, but who knew that Ye Xuan's mouth was similar to a cannon, once he opened his mouth, he couldn't stop.
Is that human being?
He said "you" for a long time, and almost vomited blood, but Ye Xuan continued: "What are you! Don't point and point at me, I'm allergic to silly beeps!"
"" Li Zhichao's face turned dark, and he wanted to fight back.
Ye Xuan scratched his head immediately, and said, "Sorry, I shouldn't call you stupid."
snort!
Hearing this, Li Zhichao let out a long sigh of relief. He just thought that Ye Xuan was finally going to stop, and it was his turn to start scolding, but Ye Xuan continued: "Calling you an idiot is simply an insult to an idiot!"
"Pfft!"
Li Zhichao finally couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood!
Damn it!
What the hell are you getting more and more angry, right?
However, Ye Xuan really got more and more scolded, and kept saying:
"After all, even a fool knows something good and bad!"
"What about you? You want to compare and scold me? I have spoken. Do you still have a chance to speak?"
"It's not a glorious thing to scold people, and you still scold the president of the association? Are you not afraid of embarrassment if you say it?"
"Tell me, is there a hole in your brain?"
"Tell me, is your brain full of shit?"
"Tell me, did you grow up eating shit?"
Facing Ye Xuan's imposing scolding, Li Zhichao completely quit.
Damn it!
Boss, are you addicted to cursing? Got a sense of rhythm? How come even cursing has a logical progression?
First, there is a hole in the brain, and there is shit in the hole, and then the shit came in from snacks?
Damn it!
Why don't you go to heaven?
"You! You, you, you!" Li Zhichao was so angry that he was shaking like he had Parkinson's syndrome, and he couldn't speak! "Good! Good! Very good!!!"
"Tsk tsk!" Before Li Zhichao could say anything, Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and said with a surprised expression:
"You actually said that eating shit is very good? Haha, it turns out that you really grew up eating shit. No wonder you are the president of the Society for Scolding the Dead. It turns out that you are born to spray shit!!"
"Tsk tsk tsk! Don't mess with people who spray dung! Don't mess with them!"
While Ye Xuan was talking, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his nose, while stepping back, making a face like he couldn't stand the smell.
"Hey! How unlucky!" Ye Xuan shook his head and sighed, "The good mood of the day was ruined by such a stupid beep spraying dung!"
Damn it!
Who the hell is spraying manure?
Damn you, scolded someone and still said I spray dung?
Damn it!
No reason!
At this moment, Li Zhichao's face turned green, it was really green, and the greenness gleamed coldly.
God!
He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, clutching his chest, and slowly fell to his knees, with a trace of blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.
"Professor Ye, I am willing to bow down."
Li Zhichao couldn't take it anymore, he already understood, as long as he didn't admit defeat, how could the handsome young man in front of him be able to scold for three days?She just thinks that Ye Xuan is very special.
"Forget it, I don't care about you, it's time to eat, Xiao Shi, let's go eat."
Having said that, Su Xiaoli dragged Shi Yibing away, but Shi Yibing still did not forget to look back at Ye Xuan.
Looking deeply at the back of the beauty leaving, Ye Xuan swore secretly, Xiao Shi! In this life, I will definitely make you happy, safe and joyful!
This is my promise to you, Ye Jiuxuan!
Never violate it! !
After finishing speaking, Ye Xuan left the Centennial Auditorium.
When he returned to his single-family villa by Weiyang Lake, an elegant old man in a Tang suit greeted him immediately.
"Professor Ye, I'm finally waiting for you."
Ye Xuan took a look, it was the master artist Feng Daozi who had just competed with him in painting.
"So it's Lao Feng, what can I do for you?"
Feng Daozi took a deep breath, seemed a little embarrassed, and summoned up his courage again, with a serious expression on his face:
"Professor Ye, students want to take you as their teacher and learn painting from you!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xuan anxiously, his eyes full of longing.
That is a pursuit of art!
Ye Xuan has the magical skill of "painting the finishing touch". Any calligraphy and painting lover, who wouldn't want to learn such a skill? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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