Speaking of it, the war between women is quite interesting, at least it is very beneficial for writing.
It's just me now, painful and happy, because I am in it.
Li Nan rejected Yang Shu without even thinking about it, but Yang Shu refused to give up.
"Don't be so stingy, borrow it from your boyfriend, and I'll return it to you in a while."
"No!" Li Nan's answer was forceful, and I secretly cheered for her, yes, don't treat me as a commodity, I am alone!
"Why? It won't be worn out, you're afraid!" When Yang Shu said this, I grinned at the side. What is worn out? Can I be used up as a big man Where can I use it? bad
"My boyfriend doesn't go out!" Li Nan raised his chin slightly, and his eyes were full of complicated things.
"Hey, Li Nan, you are wrong. Now there are few men in this room, and there is no dance partner, so you can't share it? What are you afraid of? I won't snatch you as a boyfriend. I don't like this kind of thing." Excellent man!" As soon as Yang Shu's words came out, not to mention Li Nan, I was furious. What is the meaning behind her words? It's all irony, meaning I'm bad, no! that is it. For a while, I was really angry, but it was inconvenient for me to do anything. I knew that everything at this time needed to be done by Li Nan himself. And as a man, I have always guarded the bottom line of not doing anything to women.
Li Nan didn't speak at first, but narrowed his eyes, "Really? That's just right, I know you like to share something with others, no matter if it's an old man in his late 80s or a fat man with a big belly, you won't refuse anyone! The public goods are really good, it¡¯s just that you don¡¯t know if it¡¯s clean or not, but being a mistress and being a mistress is your lifelong pursuit, and I¡¯m not so generous. My Feifei has nothing but a good figure and a dedicated relationship. One, only good for me." Li Nan raised his eyebrows after saying that, then grabbed my head with both hands, and kissed my cheek forcefully.
Yang Shu's face was ugly, her eyes widened with anger, and she was about to do it!
"Yang Shu, don't" Liu Shuimei on the side held Yang Shu.
"Well, you bastard, there is something you like!" Yang Shu said, sneered, and said softly to me: "Xiao Fei, there is no cat in this world that doesn't eat fish, I don't believe it, you just Rare animal! Can not eat fishy! If you want, my door is open for you every day!"
After saying these words, Yang Shu and Liu Shuimei left in a blink of an eye. And only Li Nan and I were left.
"Can't you let me save my worry?" Li Nan said such a sentence after holding back for a long time.
"What's wrong with me?"
"Could it be that I didn't look at you, I've already been involved with her." There was a chill in Li Nan's eyes.
"What!" I argued, "I was just here and they found me."
"Gao Fei, I hope you remember that I am your girlfriend!" Li Nan emphasized.
"I know, but it's just my temporary girlfriend" Halfway through my words, I felt that it was necessary to give a little more affirmation in some aspects.
"What temporary?" Li Nan raised an eyebrow at me.
"Didn't you say it? It seems that the deadline is still two months now, and it's not yet a month. And you said that even if it expires, I have to write a report and make an application for you." I lazily As he spoke, he secretly observed Li Nan's reaction at any time. To be honest, although the people next to her are not paying attention now, but Li Nan did it as soon as she said it, so I don't trust her.
"Stop messing with me, I'm announcing now that you've become a regular now, that's void!" Li Nan grabbed my neck, staring at me and said angrily.
"No, didn't you say that this can't be changed?" I took the lead again.
"Who said that, it's you! I can't change the rules I set! Tell you, I am the queen, and only I can abolish the orders I made!"
"Empress?" I exclaimed this word, I am no stranger to this word, but when I first learned this word, it was from the Japanese pirates, there was such a series in it of.
"Don't think about it!" Li Nan glared at me.
"Where did I have random thoughts?" My heart moved, could it be that Li Nan knew what I was thinking, could it be that she was not as innocent as imagined, did she know a lot?
"He still said no! If you lead me to evil ways again, be careful, I will give you a monkey to pick peaches!" Li Nan said to me viciously, turned around and was about to leave.
"Okay, I won't talk anymore!" I conditionReflexively covering her crotch, she immediately changed the subject, "Nan Nan, where did you go just now, why can't I find you?"
"What are you looking for me for?" Li Nan asked.
"You are my girlfriend!" As soon as I became a regular, I immediately seized this opportunity that could be used.
"Hmph, you're still talking!"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Your place is too much, you don't even have a place to take a bath!" Li Nan got angry at me, I was a little dizzy, I don't know what happened to Li Nan.
"Are you?" I deliberately made a long sound to give Li Nan an explanation. I have to figure out what is going on before answering.
"When will you install a sprinkler in your house, I can't even take a shower!"
"Why don't I have a sprinkler at home?" I asked.
"Why didn't I find it?"
"It's in the bathroom!" I asked again.
"Bathroom? Where is it?" Li Nan frowned at me.
"In" When I heard Li Nan say this, I realized that it is really not easy to find the nozzles in my house. I can't blame me for this. The bathroom is small, and I always have to use the space reasonably. "You can find me when you need it, I'll tell you!" As soon as I finished speaking, I thought of another thing.
It suddenly occurred to me that Li Nan has been here for less than a month. If she didn't find the shower head in my house, how did she take a shower? And how terrible would it be for a woman to go without a bath for a month?
"Then how did you take a shower before?" I asked.
"How else can I wash it, just use water!"
"Are you using water in the bathroom?"
"Of course, what do you think, every time I have to use cold water, it will freeze me to death!" Li Nan yelled at me.
And I was suddenly relieved, it turned out to be like this, it seems that Nan Nan in our family likes to be clean very much.
However, my thinking changed again. To be honest, when I thought of Li Nan taking a shower in my bathroom, my heart beat faster again.
I don¡¯t remember which literary novel I read. It described the scenes of women getting out of the bath to the best of their abilities, so that I have always kept a secret in my heart, that is, I want to see if women getting out of the bath is really like a book. What is mentioned above is the water hibiscus. Now that I have this opportunity, I can still watch the most beautiful Li Nan come out of the bath. To be honest, I have a little expectation in my heart.
"What are you doing?" Nan Nan frowned at me, and I also discovered this problem. I am indeed a little complacent and forgetful now, and I have forgotten to speak.
"nothing¡¡"
"Then why are you laughing?"
"It's okay, I thought of something funny."
"Then why don't you share something funny with me? You are such a bad person. Come on, tell me, what do you mean!"
"It's just an old joke" I started to deal with it, and of course I wouldn't tell Li Nan that what I just thought was related to her.
"Old jokes can keep you laughing, so tell me quickly, I want to listen!" Li Nan insisted, but I was very depressed.
?Because I suddenly discovered that under Li Nan's beautiful eyes, I couldn't even make up a lie, and I couldn't remember so many jokes I had seen before.
So, under the action of my mind, I thought of the simplest joke.
"A reporter interviewed 100 penguins what they do in a day. The first penguin said: eat, sleep, and beat Doudou, and the second one said: eat, sleep, and beat Doudou. I kept asking 99 penguins. 100 said: Eat, sleep. The reporter asked: Why don¡¯t you hit Doudou? Penguin said: I¡¯m fucking Doudou, your grandma¡¯s.¡± I quickly said this joke, but Li Nan didn¡¯t laugh.
"It's over?"
"It's over!" I replied.
"It's not funny!" Li Nan showed a very disappointed expression.
"But I think it's quite funny" I knew that this joke was a bit old, and she might not like it.
"However, this gave me an inspiration." Li Nan raised his eyebrows suddenly, revealing a smirk.
I instinctively sensed the danger, and asked casually, "What inspiration."
"It looks like my life is about to change."
"Oh?" I frowned.
"I swear, in the future I will change it to: eat, sleep, beat Feifei!" Li Nan gave me a wink, but I felt like I was being shocked. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com