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Chapter Seven Civilized Jokes

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    Civilization mechanically entered names and genders, and he planned to save the rest of the Arabic numerals for later. The advantage of doing this is that it can improve efficiency;  film.

    ¡ª¡ª After receiving Shu Ying yesterday, he promised to be a tour guide to take Shu Ying to visit his school, which is known as the "Garden Campus".  Facing the various buildings in Wenming School, Shu Ying smiled in different ways, as if the smile had various colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple.  Of course, Wenming did not forget to take Shuying to feed the fish in the most interesting "Lover Lake" in the school. During the year, Wenming only did this on June 1st. It was like this for three years, but yesterday was different. There were foreign guests, and they were still lovers.  .  While feeding the fish, Civilization told two jokes.

    One is: the well-known Zhejiang University built a new artificial lake, and the school leaders publicly solicited the name of the lake from all the talented men and women in the school.  All sentient beings offered their ideas one after another.  Some people say that Peking University has "Unnamed Lake" which is well-known overseas and the most famous in China. Why don't we name it "Famous Lake" to echo it?  Another human being said that Mr. Cao's "Dream of Red Mansions" has a "Grand View Garden" for ladies, so we might as well look at "Little West Lake" and choose Xiaojiabiyu for it.  There are also people In short, there are different opinions, which is very lively.  A week later, the school launched its name¡ªWest Lake, a sub-lake of Zhejiang University.  All sentient beings fell through their glasses, but Shu Ying didn't have glasses to fall, but laughed so hard that she almost fell into the lake and fed the fish.

    Civilization's second joke is from a senior sister.  The senior sister said¡ª¡ªWhen the lake was just built, when the city leaders came to inspect the school, the principal made a decisive decision and asked people to fill the lake with water the next day.  On the second day, a brother who dared to risk the world's disgrace got a few bamboos from somewhere, tied them with ropes and made them into bamboo rafts.  So, when the car carrying the city leaders passed by the school road, the leader saw someone "crossing the river" when he was not paying attention, and blurted out humorously - look, boating on the lakeside is so pleasant!  The accompanying school leader blushed and hurriedly called the security department.  So, within the time required for a cup of tea, two security guards rushed over and yelled for that senior brother to come up.  Unexpectedly, the senior brother was in a good mood, so how could he easily follow through? The security guard announced the "imperial decree" here, and he rowed to the other side. The security guard chased him, and he rowed to the other side.  Siduan, therefore, the senior brother can handle it with ease.  There was no other way, and the furious security had no choice but to notify the headquarters immediately to send additional personnel.  Ever since, a group of security guards like death squads came, stood on the shore and yelled, but to no avail, some people rolled up their sleeves, as if they wanted to go down to the lake to "capture the brother".  Relying on "high skill and courage", the senior brother planned to persevere to the end, but he didn't know that he made a mistake in his previous estimation - after soaking in water for a long time, the straw rope tying the bamboo raft seemed to be broken one after another, and two bamboos had already left the crowd.  Seeing that the situation was not good, the senior brother couldn't think of a way to save it. Seeing the danger, he realized that he was a landlubber, so he had to hand over the "boat" and surrender before the revolution was successful!  ¡ª¡ªWhen the senior sister told Wenming this story, she and Wenming passed the school road in the story together. It was at night, and Wenming sent the senior sister back to the dormitory. Therefore, Wenming looked at the light by the lake, and he seemed to see Journey to the West  In the diary, the scene of Sun Wukong rowing out to sea to learn from his teacher can't help but smile happily.  According to the senior sister, the senior brother actually stayed in the school after graduation, but it is inconvenient for the senior sister to say whether he stayed as a teacher or in logistics.  After telling the story, Shu Ying fed the fish quietly without speaking.  Wenming also felt that this "joke" was not like a fairy tale, but more like a beautiful fairy tale, so that after he finished telling the fairy tale, all he could think of was the image of the senior brother in the fairy tale who was in danger, as if he  That day was not under the bright sky, but on a night with a bright moon and few stars, with bare arms, rowing a fishing boat, and returning from fishing with a full boat full of moonlight, with a warm smile on his face.  With wives and children waiting, civilization also let the smiles overflow on the face.

    The fish in Lover's Lake are notoriously gluttonous. Shu Ying tore the bread she bought into crumbs, and the fish scrambled for it like a treasure.  , spread the crumbs in the palm of his hand, piled them into piles, and then sprinkled them on the lake together. Wenming seemed to have seen Shu Ying's kindness, and followed suit. Seeing the bustle of the lake, the two looked at each other and smiled.  Laughed and sprinkled the lake.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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