"Shut up tight? You can see that your eyes are turning green. You pretend to be pretty? I want you to watch enough today, it's fun to watch!" Several banshees swarmed up, stripping off their clothes, stretching their eyelids, Zhang Maung and Yu Ti were tied together upside down with all kinds of hands and feet.
The jade body hung upside down and begged the banshees without tears: "Sisters, have you had enough trouble? Come on, I will separate from Zhang Maung and put on clothes. The two of us will cook, and it is not enough to make delicious food for the sisters." ?"
"Zhang Xianggong hasn't seen enough. Our sisters are fine, right? He didn't see anything about our sisters. What he saw were our sisters' substitutes. Zhang Xianggong wants to see it, so let him watch it for a while. Right?" Wanli Huangsha laughed strangely.
"That's right!" the banshees coaxed.
Zhang Maang turned his face to the wall, because the tip of his nose facing the jade body was close to the tip of his nose, so he no longer dared to pretend to squint his eyes, so he closed his eyes and faced the wall again, but the things below were still burning.
"Straighten your third leg? Zhang Xianggong? Do you think our sisters are rare? We have seen a lot on the Internet! You are so blessed, how can you thank your sisters? Thousands of netizens want to spend a lot of money Don¡¯t you feel honored to come to Guixiu City and want to see the beauty of the sisters, but they were all rejected?¡± Wanli Huangsha giggled, leaning back and forth, trembling all over, as if the ice would melt away.
Feeling that it was time to end, Zhang Mao thought of the Dafa of body protection, escaped from the bondage, and passed through the cracks of the banshees like a fish. The banshees hid in panic and shouted: "Zhang Mao, you are not a good person, look I can't hold you back at all, why do you obediently let go? You just want to take advantage of the sisters!"
Zhang Mao didn't argue, took back his clothes and put them on, and then found the clothes with the jade body upside down and threw them to her. After the jade body was hung upside down, he pulled up the jade body and hung upside down a puff of smoke to leave Guixiu City and come to the wilderness , he held the jade body upside down and said: "I don't want your sisters to see my true ability, but I can't help it if I don't use my unique skills!"
"I told you a long time ago that when I came to say hello in advance, you just didn't listen! Are you satisfied now? I want you to read it all over!" Yu Ti hung upside down and pinched Zhang Maung's thigh angrily.
"Before I had time to say hello, I was caught and covered my mouth by the ambushing Qianli Treadang and the river of tears. Do you think I want to see it? What's there to see? Well, it's all ready anyway, National Day Let's get married, and then you should marry from your hometown in Hangzhou? Don't let my parents see any flaws." Zhang Maong was just a wisp of spirit, and as he said, he got into the arms of the jade body hanging upside down and wore it with the jade body upside down A pair of pants, enjoy yourself.
Then, gather some wild vegetables for the wild ghost rangers in Guixiu City, call a group of pheasants and hares, and send the jade body upside down to Guixiu City.
When kissing Yu Tidang upside down, Yu Tidang upside down repeatedly told him: "Next time you come back, you must say hello first, don't play tricks, don't try to take advantage of the sisters, the sisters in Guixiu City don't have a fuel-efficient lamp, which one? It's not easy to provoke, forgive you for being the messenger of life, otherwise, you will be fried in a frying pan and eaten."
Zhang Maung nodded in agreement, and bid farewell to the jade body upside down. Seeing the jade body upside down returned to Guixiu City, and was about to return, he suddenly had an idea: "It's not easy to come here, I want to sneak a look at these monster girls." What the hell are you doing, and how do you pass the time? '
So, Zhang Maung didn't go far, and suddenly sneaked into the ground, from Huangquan Road, and then came to the underground of Guixiu City, preparing to secretly watch the banshees from below.
Zhang Maung walked half a circle along the outer wall of the basement of Guixiu City, and found that there was an extra small room, which was very different from the internal structure of Guixiu City.
Could it be that this is the hidden treasure room of Guixiu City? So, Zhang Maong hastily cast the eye-turning method, and looked in through the partition wall. Zhang Maung was so frightened that he almost cried out.
What is hidden inside is not a treasure, but the souls of nine beauties. Among them is the soul of Lu Yanqiu, a stand-in with a jade body hanging upside down.
Nine beautiful souls were trapped in a big bottle by the banshees. They were crowded together, and each of them looked restless. But no matter how haggard they are, they can't hide their incomparable beauty.
The beautiful souls seemed to be talking to each other inside, but Zhang Maong couldn't hear what they said.
Perhaps the banshees are afraid that the beautiful souls will run away, so they are not allowed to wear any clothes. Maybe they are used to it, and they don't hide their private parts from each other.
Needless to think about it, Zhang Mao already understood that the other eight beautiful souls must be the substitute souls of Huang Quanyihong and the other seven guardians.
No wonder Lu Yanqiu clearly deserved not to die in the book of life and death, but there is no record of Lu Yanqiu in the soul transfer station?
?Lu Dun, he didn't know whether to save Lu Yanqiu's soul and bring it back to his upper body, or honestly watch the jade body hang upside down and carry Lu Yanqiu's body to marry him and have children.
But Zhang Mao considered that this problem was not very simple, so he didn't dare to rescue him lightly, what if he didn't come out? What kind of treasure is this bottle?
Zhang Mao couldn't think of a clue. At this time, he turned his eyes to look into the bedrooms of the banshees in Guixiu City, and saw a few banshees playing with their jade bodies hanging upside down.
Wanli Huangsha vowed firmly: "The jade body is hanging upside down, the sisters just did it for fun, there is no other meaning, don't take it to heart, it's right that the sisters made a bridal chamber for you in advance, okay? Don't Are you angry?"
The jade body hangs upside down and has to smile and say: "Who is angry? The sisters have lived and died for so many years, and know that the sisters are reluctant to let me get married, so they are playing around. It's okay, alas, I won't let go In my heart, if it were any of you, I would get married first, and I would play such a prank all at once!"
With a few words, all the banshees were moved, holding their jade bodies upside down and crying loudly. Then, he lifted the jade body upside down, cheered, sang and danced.
I only saw Zhang Mao's heart sour and sad for a while: 'It turns out that the banshees also have feelings, and the feelings are quite rich. It's just that the way they express their feelings is different from that of humans, which is a bit extreme. Or special, maybe, this is the real banshee!
Seeing this, Zhang Mao didn't dare to miss it any more, turned around hastily, took another look at the beautiful soul trapped in the bottle in the secret room, and fled away.
Zhang Maung did not return to the company headquarters, but returned to Loulan New City, and directly reported the beautiful soul found in Guixiu City to the station master of the super soul evolution station and the station chief of the soul transfer station.
The head of the Super Soul Evolution Station, who caused trouble, said without hesitation: "Steal the beautiful soul back first, and then negotiate with the first-line red in Huangquan. , Now we are in great chaos internally, and we must first settle down when fighting against the outside world!"
Zhang Mao was about to jump up with joy at first, but when he heard the goblin who caused trouble say that he must first settle down when he is fighting outside, he asked in fear, "Station Master, what's the matter? You're talking so scary?"
"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has found out that in order to compete for the God of Love, Yuan Hongtu, the Great Immortal of Tuo Tuo, vowed not to leave hell empty, bribed Yanfu, the leading prince of the South China Sea, and launched a powerful earthquake all over the world, killing thousands of people at one time. Tens of thousands of souls have been driven into hell! The head of the soul transfer station, the bastard boy, has no time to care about the election of Cupid.
Seeing that he had been exposed, Yuan Hongtu had already fled.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has ordered General Tian'an to secretly capture Tuo Tuo Immortal Yuan Hongtu.
The key is that Yuan Hongtu, the Great Immortal of Totuo, also has the secret of using the space-time tunnel, so it is extremely difficult to catch him. Don't let Qixingjun's daughter Yue Xiaoda Rencai know, otherwise, when you seven life envoys encounter a strong enemy, you won't be able to use the Big Dipper Formation to defeat the enemy!
You are the messenger of male life, if Ren Cai asks why you haven't seen Yuan Hongtu for a long time, you will laugh, and follow the words of the bastard, proving that Yuan Hongtu was urgently sent by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to perform a mission in the heaven! "
Zhang Maang asked inexplicably: "Yuan Hongtu wants to escape, won't he inform Ren Cai? That's his wife!"
"No, he has already implicated Ren Cai to death in the Yangshi. This matter will definitely not implicate Ren Cai again. People's hearts are fleshy, not to mention that Yuan Hongtu used to be the flower protector? He just I was jealous of the bastard and Inspector Yang Yang for a while, so I took the risk and made another serious mistake!" The trouble-making goblin explained to Zhang Maong in detail.
The stars shifted, time flew by, and in a blink of an eye, it was the deadline for the third Conferred God Ceremony in Heaven. The station master of the soul transfer station and the super soul evolution station failed to find Yuan Hongtu, the great immortal Tuo Tuo, and there were still dozens of stranded people in the soul transfer station. Souls with incomplete limbs cannot be put into the evolution station for evolution. However, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva completely entrusted this task to the bastard boy, the head of the soul transfer station, and then led the head of the super soul evolution station, the life messenger and the three inspectors to the heavenly court to participate in the grand ceremony of conferring the gods.
?The Xuanshen Altar is located on the top of Tianshou Mountain, the main entrance is opposite to the Nantian Gate. The couplet at the main entrance reads: "You Buddha, my Buddha, everyone, everyone, Buddha, and Buddha are all compassionate Buddhas, and the heavens and the world are all good!"
?Couple in the backstage: Take charge of the sun and the moon to shine on the sky, and hold the stars and check the court together. The banner is: Take care of the world.
The security guards guarding the god selection platform are Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujing, who have made great contributions to protecting Tang Monk from the west. Zhu Wuneng is now the first entertainment master and the most famous comedian in Tianting. Now he is very well-known in Tianting. However, because he still did not change his mind and lost the opportunity to be promoted repeatedly, he volunteered now, and together with Sha Wujing, he was responsible for the security work of the heavenly court's re-election of the Conferred God.
Zhu Wuneng said hello to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, smiled at the envoy of life, and said amusedly, "Haha, the descendants of you Wudexing Lord and Venus Star Lord are really different! Going back and forth with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva It¡¯s time for Heavenly Court, it¡¯s easy to talk about it, you don¡¯t need to show your ID, please!¡± (Remember this site¡¯s website: www.hlnovel.com)Together, we will be responsible for the security work of this Heavenly Court re-election of the Conferred God.
Zhu Wuneng said hello to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, smiled at the envoy of life, and said amusedly, "Haha, the descendants of you Wudexing Lord and Qimingxing Lord are really different! Going back and forth with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva It¡¯s time for heaven, it¡¯s easy to talk, you don¡¯t need to show your ID, please!¡± (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com