"Is it General Yuan Chonghuan in the late Ming Dynasty?"
"I dare not be in front of you, I am a wronged soul!"
"It should be right, I am a history teacher, and I admire your bravery and admiration, and I also sympathize with your tragic experience! I once told my students that you are the hero with the most tragic ending in history!"
"You really know how to fool, don't you regret killing me and losing your Daming country?"
"I don't understand what you're saying! You may have misunderstood the person. I'm just a middle school history teacher. Moreover, I just stepped out of school and didn't stand on the podium for a month. I was labeled as a rightist in ten years of turmoil. I was almost wronged to death. ! So I started a family very late, and now I have retired for a few years and my son is still very young!"
"Does it feel good to be wronged?"
"Almost crazy!"
"Have you forgotten all about your previous life? Don't you really know that you are the fifth reincarnation of Chongzhen?"
"If it's really like what you said, every time I reincarnate, I have to drink the ecstasy soup when I cross the Naihe Bridge, then I am really the reincarnation of Chongzhen, and I don't know anything. However, I can only sympathize with you more. sad!
If you really think that I am the incarnation of Chongzhen, even if you feed me to the dog now, I will feel extremely honored, because in today's world, many of my classmates have become high-ranking officials, but I am the only one who failed. I was beaten as a rightist, got a child in old age, and the child is now in the late stage of liver cancer. I was tortured by infinite pain. I was trying to escape from reality, but there was no escape, because I was faced with the greater sorrow of a white-haired person giving a black-haired person;
In this way, it is better to die than to live! Now, I die in your hands, so happy! Hahaha, maybe, I don't need to drink the ecstasy soup yet! In this way, in the future, I will be proud to be a ghost, and no matter how proud I am, I will be reincarnated as a human, just because you told me that I was the reincarnation of Chongzhen. A history teacher is billions of times stronger; otherwise, even if you sell me as a ghost slave, I will always remember that I was the Chongzhen Emperor, and I will still be happy, hahaha! "
"Disappointed, I'm so disappointed. It turns out that you didn't face the kind of panic and fear of revenge from your enemies. You didn't regret the nostalgia for the physical body in this world, and you didn't worry and care about your family in this world. Instead, you were detached and happy?"
"Yes, of course, because I was an emperor! Hahahaha,,, I am the emperor, I am the emperor! Hahahaha,,,,,,"
Seeing Yuan Chonghuan's blood-dripping skeleton, Zhang Mao suddenly let go of the original soul of Chongzhen who was laughing wildly, and yelled madly at the sky: "God, why? Why? Why am I the only one suffering? Everyone else is happy? Why?,,,,, ," Yuan Chonghuan's bloody skeleton flew away frantically.
Zhang Mao paid attention to Chongzhen's original soul, and wanted to help him revive his upper body, but because of the original fear and panic, he was terrified, and his nostrils were stuffed with muddy water, and he had already suffocated to death, resulting in emphysema and could not be revived.
Suddenly Zhang Mao's eyelids twitched three more times, and only then did he remember that the person who was seduced by his errand today was Min Yucun in front of him.
So, Zhang Mao detained Chongzhen's transformation soul, bid farewell to the Dragon King, and jumped into the space-time tunnel.
Zhang Mao delivered the soul of Chongzhen to the soul transfer station, and then remembered to check the electronic life and death book: Min Yucun, the 5th reincarnation of Chongzhen, lived at the age of 63, and was apprehended by Zhang Maung, the life messenger Yangshi seducer, on the same day.
Zhang Mao was overjoyed: "I didn't make any mistakes today because I was tricked into Guixiu City by the jade body hanging upside down, it's God's will!"
King Yan learned that Yuan Chonghuan's original soul was still wandering and helpless, so he told the life messengers: "Whoever sees Yuan Chonghuan again in the future, ask him if he is willing to be reincarnated as a human being?"
All the envoys of life nodded in agreement.
At this time, Zhang Mao saw that Jiang Di was not pleasing to the eye anyway, so he said: "When we return to Yangshi tomorrow, let's get a divorce? This way I am too tired, and you will not be easy!"
"Thank you Brother Meng, but you proposed to divorce me yourself, so don't sue me in front of the head of the soul transfer station? He is a bastard, and he will deduct my grades as a life messenger! "Jiang Di stretched out her hand to Zhang Maung: "I wish you happiness!" The two life envoys shook hands in greeting.
Jiang Wenfeng looked at his liberated younger sister Jiang Di, and patted his face gratefully: "Thank you for giving my sister freedom!"
Zhang Mao suddenly smiled mysteriously, approached Jiang Wenfeng and whispered something, Jiang Wenfeng's complexion immediately changed, he took a step back in fright, and fell into the office chair.
Seeing Jiang Wenfeng's sudden change of expression, Gong Hong came to Zhang Maung and asked, "Maung, what did you say to Jiang Wenfeng? Scared him half to death?"
"This will be kept secret for the time being!" Zhang Mao said in front of Gong Hong.??Sell off.
Although Jiang Wenfeng was frightened to death by Zhang Mao's words, he still admired Zhang Mao's courage: he dared to fall in love with the jade body of the Dharma protector of Guixiu City? You actually persuaded me to go to the guardian of Guixiu City to ask for a wife? Isn't this the crime of decapitation?
However, Jiang Wenfeng was afraid of returning home, and he really wanted to take risks in courtship. It's really exciting to choose a fox demon who has a beautiful and beautiful human stand-in as a wife!
You might as well give it a try! Anyway, it is time to subdue Guixiu City. Now it seems that the fox demons in Guixiu City are the rebels of the underworld. Sooner or later, they will be subdued. Everyone will live in harmony and family.
Thinking of this, Jiang Wenfeng alluded to Zhang Maang, which meant: "Lead me to Guixiu City later!"
So, the two male life messengers left work early and returned to Yangjian, and unexpectedly landed on the roof of the villa in the suburbs, where Yixianhong and the eight guardians lived in Guixiu City.
Zhang Mao dialed Yu Ti's upside-down phone: "Hey, help me to ask, among you Dharma protectors, who is willing to marry my friend Jiang Wenfeng?"
"Are you crazy? I didn't even openly fall in love with you, who would believe me? Don't make trouble, okay?"
"What are you afraid of? It's business affairs, private affairs, two countries are at war, you should be in love! You just explain that I am in love with you, I don't believe that the first-line red in the world will eat you up?"
"You sound good, aren't you afraid? Come in, let's face it together, and bring Jiang Wenfeng in together to see if he has the guts to say in front of our gang leader that he wants to marry our Guixiu city's wife." Protecting the law as a wife? Sleeping with the monster, not afraid to drink up his blood?"
Jiang Wenfeng heard it clearly, and he patted Zhang Maung's shoulder: "This is obviously a provocative method, why dare you? We are two male life messengers, with gall inside and outside, and a thorn in the waist." If you get annoyed and poke him a few big holes, will you be afraid of some fox monsters and basilisks? Go in and go in! Didn't you come out safe and sound? I really want to taste the taste of a banshee!" (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com