When Zhang Maung turned around, the jade body hung upside down and stood on the ground, with both swords in his hands, and smiled at Zhang Maung: "Thank you again, the messenger, I am alone, groggy, and meditating for thousands of years. The sky is wide, the heart is relaxed and happy, and my eyes and ears are clear! ¡ª¡ªI am upside down, and I know you as a friend. Don¡¯t I already have a wife and want to marry you? In fact, even if I am your second wife, I would also I don't mind, I'm afraid I won't be able to climb up to your Mu De Xingjun's family, because I'm just a thousand-year-old jade deer after all!"
"If you return to the body of a deer, you really don't look very good-looking, but you are like a fairy now, and you once had a relationship with the Buddha. My appearance is not afraid of your jokes. Now my wife is pregnant with someone else's child. If you want to be mine Wife, I am willing to give up my job as a life messenger, and return to the human world with you, so that I can enjoy a period of happiness in the human world!" Zhang Maong said so much that his mouth was spitting, and he still wanted to act.
"Well, let's see our fate in the future. Now I want you to follow me to meet the master of our Guixiu City. I want everyone to help me refer to it. Is it worthwhile for me to marry you? Of course, I still need to blindfold you." Come on, would you like it?" The jade body hung upside down and said, and then started to blindfold Zhang Mao.
'Aren't men bad and women don't love? It is because I am an honest soldier that I don¡¯t have a caring girlfriend. Thinking about it, it is quite reasonable, and the jade body is hanging upside down. It is just a jade deer itself. The auspiciousness runs through the whole body. When I was a child, I felt that it was a great pleasure to put cats and dogs under the quilt, but now there is a jade deer standing in front of me, why not play with it? '
Thinking of this, Zhang Mao took advantage of the moment when the jade body was hanging upside down before completely blindfolding his eyes, pretending to be unsteady on his feet, staggered, and bumped his head into the arms of the jade body hanging upside down, and the top of his head was just on the soft peaks of the jade body hanging upside down , only heard the jade body hang upside down with an ouch, let go, and pulled the blindfold off for him, but the jade body hung upside down but covered his chest with his hands, bent down and squatted on the ground, cursing in unbearable pain: "Zhang Maung, You are really not a good thing, you don't touch it there, but you touch my deer peak, you killed me!"
"What's the matter, Miss Yu, I didn't do it on purpose. We were flying so fast, and you blindfolded me and accidentally stepped on your feet. You can't blame me, I'm a loser!" Zhang Maung said, bending over. Looking at the jade body hanging upside down, with tears in the red eyes, it is very touching and beautiful, even if it is a demon, it also has the charm of a demon. Compared with Jiang Di's beauty that does not belong to him, Zhang Maung really falls in love with her.
Zhang Maung couldn't help his heart beating faster: "Sister Yu, can I help you relieve the pain a little?"
"Little brat, what can you do to make me feel painless? Say it quickly, and, thousands of years ago, my master once arranged for me to say: Whenever someone touches my deer peak, it means my The peach blossoms are blooming, no matter whether that person is a ghost or a demon, I must be that person's wife so that I can evolve faster.
Unexpectedly, for thousands of years, no one has touched my Lufeng, but today there is someone who touches my Lufeng, but you are the messenger of life, and you are the son of Mu De Xingjun. I know that I am not worthy to be your wife, but I I don't want to do any more Dharma protection, just kill me! "
Zhang Maang couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard the words. Since it was destiny that he and Jade Upside down had a relationship as husband and wife, he was cheeky and reached out to rub the deer peak of Jade Upside down, Jade Upside down seized his arm and said delicately: "Mao, you don't want to be the messenger of life." Okay? I'm not going to be a guardian in Guixiu City anymore, let's run? Elope with you? Is that okay? Appearance? I'll really treat you well?"
Zhang Mao was very happy in his heart, and comforted the jade body hanging upside down: "Although you are just a jade deer, if you really want to marry me as a wife, I will definitely treat you well, don't look down on yourself? I will send you to Guixiu City to rest for a while , let¡¯s take a long-term plan, shall we?¡±
"Okay, look, give me a hand. I'll take you back to Guixiu City. I won't blindfold you anymore. You are a cursed man! I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and I met you, the God of Plague!" The jade body hung upside down Talking about Zhang Yan's appearance, he stretched out his hand and pinched Zhang's thigh unexpectedly.
Zhang Mao gritted his teeth and smiled, feeling that it didn't hurt too much, he lifted the jade body upside down, a feeling of pity and pity for the jade emerged spontaneously, and he couldn't help but said softly to the jade body hanging upside down, "Otherwise, why don't I go behind your back? "
"Just carry it on your back, it's yours anyway!" After the jade body hung upside down, she couldn't help but burst into a belly laugh, blushing blushingly, and lay limply on Zhang Maang's back.
Zhang Maung said quietly: "It's coming, it's a thousand years of joy, a couple of transvestites, willing to fight and suffer!"
He guided the path by the jade body hanging upside down. While heading fast, he kept turning his head and asking: "Does it still hurt? Otherwise, I will rub it for you again? Anyway, from now on, you are my wife. From now on, we Three chapters must be made to you:
1. It is not allowed to hang the jade body upside down in front of other men, it is very unsightly, and it is easy to leak out, it is not cool, it is considered stupid;
2,It is not allowed to restore the deer statue casually, that is also very unsightly, casually, exposing the private parts to the outside, pouting and puffing, it is ugly to death;
3. The clothes must be complete, and no breasts or navels are allowed to be exposed. From now on, only I am allowed to watch these places, and no two people are allowed to watch them, including yourself, and you are not allowed to look at your own private parts. That is also illegal! "
Just after Zhang Mao finished the three chapters of the agreement, the jade body hung upside down and he bit her ear and said, "Fuck, I haven't officially married you yet, so you treat me so harshly? Your fairy grandma doesn't have any freedom? I took back the sword just now." You peeped at me, didn't you? Scoundrel!"
"It doesn't matter how much you have now, it's up to you when the time comes! Anyway, no matter what, your women's private parts should only be provided for your husbands to watch and use, and you can't lend them, don't expose them in public, and don't enjoy yourself at will!"
"You fart, born on me, why does it seem to be your own? Isn't it too selfish? Besides, you haven't divorced Jiang Di yet?"
"You promised to marry me today, and I will divorce Jiang Di when I go back tomorrow! Therefore, no matter how good friends are, you can share the same pot of food, drink a glass of wine, and wear the same pair of pants. Only the wife can enjoy it alone, and you can't share it! You are my wife, and you are not selfish to you, do I want to wear another cuckold?"
"Pfft, you are such a shy man, and you are so fussy, if you are more handsome, you must be a master of love, and you are also a big carrot!¡ª¡ªPut me down, here it is! You are really enigmatic when you see a woman, and you are behind your back I don¡¯t want to lose it, I¡¯m a wave! What¡¯s the era now? People have started to change wives for fun, and you still believe that your wife must treat you well? No wonder you live so tired?¡± (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com