When Yu Hualong arrived home, he saw the bastard staring at the wall in a daze. Seeing Yu Hualong coming back, the bastard boy happily said to Yu Hualong: "Hey, Hualong, I can teach you how to tell which ants are male and female at a glance from two meters away!"
"Okay, okay, Dad taught me, anyway, I don't have homework today!" Yu Hualong happily rubbed into the brat's arms, staring at the moving ants on the wall in a daze.
At this moment, the bastard boy's phone rang suddenly, and upon seeing the call, it was Shan Yang.
"Hi Boss Shan!"
"Hello Mr. Zuo! Both Peony and I suddenly gained a special function: I can understand the language of cats, dogs, rabbits, mice and many birds, and can talk to them;
Suddenly, Peony can know that the egg will hatch into a rooster and a hen just by looking at the shell of the egg. As for a pregnant woman, she can know that she will give birth to a boy or a girl within a kilometer, which is more accurate than B-ultrasound! "
"Hehe, is that right? When we went to work together at night, you asked your wife to see if my junior sister is pregnant with a boy or a girl? It's only been a month and a half, and the B-ultrasound still can't find it out!"
"Ok ok! Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!" The bastard boy turned off Shan Yang's incoming call, and the phone rang again. When I saw the call, it was He Xiaoxiao.
"Hey, please tell me!"
"Hunzi, Ren Caiyingmin and Gong Hong have both learned the method of seducing souls and killing people and self-guided ghost eyes. However, I always feel that I can't do it anymore, what should I do? Also, when we sleep at night, the children are with us I'm used to it, what should I do if I can't do without? Last night, the children scared the aunt who looked after the child. The aunt thought that the four of us were looking for wild men! We don't know how to explain this to outsiders. What if you let the child sleep beside you at night, and the child wakes up in the middle of the night and finds that the mother is dead?"
"Just tell the aunts who are watching the children that you are the messengers of life!"
"Speaking of which, the aunt didn't understand. Later, Ren Cai simply told her that the four of us are all soul-hunters in the yang world, which is what the folks call 'Jijiaozi'! The aunt still couldn't understand, so Ying Min told her She explained in a more simple and simple way, saying that after the four of us fell asleep, our souls left our bodies and passed through the underworld. According to the order of the underworld, we arrested the souls of other damned people.
During the errand, our body cannot move, and we cannot have relatives crying around, otherwise, when the soul returns from the errand, it cannot find its own body and cannot be resurrected. So, don't let your child sleep next to you!
As a result, the aunt was so frightened that she peed her pants, and she dared not help us babysit no matter how much she paid!
Did you say unlucky or not? Can't even find a babysitter! What if we can't go on errands tonight? "
"Persevere, don't feel sorry for the child!"
"To put it lightly, the child is just a breath of comfort for the father. Of course you don't feel bad. It was our mother who fell a piece of flesh. It hurts half to death. Can you not feel bad? But that's not the problem, it's the root I can't find an aunt who looks after the child, bastard, do you understand?"
"The four of you live together. After putting the child to sleep, gather the child in one room. The four of you take turns to look after the child every day. Then, you spend a lot of money recruiting online. I don't believe that you can't even find someone who can watch the child sleep. !"
"That's all! Bye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
Just as the bastard boy turned off He Xiaoxiao's phone, it rang again.
This is Jiang Di's call.
"Hello?"
"Bastard, I'm pregnant!" The voice was plaintive and mournful, as slow as the slow lane of a traffic jam.
"Are you pregnant? Tell Zhang Maung the good news!"
"Would you like to say hello to him? I haven't let him touch it yet!" I was a little angry, but I didn't dare to get very angry.
"Huh?" The bastard was a little surprised and unbelievable.
"Ah what? You want to lift your pants and refuse to admit it?" The voice suddenly raised an octave.
"What do you want?" The bastard boy couldn't help jumping, his heart sank.
"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to divorce Zhang Maung, and I went to Hongliu New Village, but Zhang Maung refused to let me go! Also, after Gong Hong left my brother, although my brother was nothing, especially knowing our love in previous lives, I don¡¯t blame others anymore, but my mommy seems to have a heart disease, lest my brother complain that she opposed marrying Gong Hong at the beginning, and now she is looking for a life, my brother still wants me to go back to spend a few nights with mommy, I can¡¯t insist What should I do if it¡¯s bad?¡±
"Explain to Mommy your current yin and yang dual identities!" The bastard boy wanted to divert Jiang Di's resentment towards him.
"What a jerkBoy, do you think that everyone can readily accept our dual identity of yin and yang? Wouldn't it be strange not to scare Mommy to death immediately? "
"What can I do? Honey!"
"Convince Gong Hong, even if you promise to be my brother's honorary wife on the surface, or you simply order Gong Hong to dedicate her body to my brother and her soul to the Bodhisattva for the needs of our work! Order, I want you to directly Order!"
"Aren't you giving Gong Hong a problem? Besides, she is in charge of her body, how can I be in charge?"
"You are the master, it's just that you don't do it!"
"Why? Do you believe I have this charm?"
"Believe it, compare your heart with your heart, I feel, because I love you, I will listen to you. Whoever you want me to marry, even if it is just for the needs of work, I will marry whoever you want!"
"I told you to marry Zhang Maung, and be Zhang Maung's wife well. Don't go to Hongliu New Village to make trouble. Do you listen to me?"
"Listen! As long as you persuade Gong Hong to come back and marry my brother, I will not divorce Zhang Maung, otherwise, I will divorce and go to Hongliu New Village!"
"Okay, when we went to work in Loulan New City at night, I persuaded Gong Hong! However, if she doesn't listen to my advice, I will be in trouble!"
"You still have a problem. Let me give you an idea. You want Gong Hong to be a full-time envoy of life, and order her not to revive her body after she leaves her soul. Then, find a loyal and honest soul at the soul transfer station, and use the method of borrowing the corpse to return the soul. Use Gong Hong's body to comfort my mommy and marry my brother!"
"This idea is good, it kills two birds with one stone! I'll give it a try!"
"Thank you bastard! Bye!"
The bastard turned off Jiang Di's phone, and was inspired by Jiang Di's resurrection method, and suddenly felt that He Xiaoxiao, Ying Min, and Ren Cai could also choose honest and honest souls that matched their personalities and hobbies at the soul transfer station. Using the method of resurrecting the dead, you can look after the children at home at night, which also saves you the trouble of finding a nanny.
It is even possible to use this as an excuse to ask Gong Hong to be a full-time messenger of life, and let the body marry Jiang Wenfeng.
As for Long'er, they were all taken care of by their mother, Meng Jiaojiao. Besides, her mother, Meng Jiaojiao, also missed Long'er so much that she almost went crazy.
Thinking of this, the bastard boy immediately dismissed Yu Hualong, went upstairs to discuss with the troublemaker, and then asked the troublemaker to ask He Xiaoxiao, Ren Cai, Ying Min and Gong Hong for their opinions. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com