So, General Tianan blew lightly and chanted a mantra in his heart. A small red bee landed on the drop of saliva. The hostess had an idea, smiled with her mouth open, and quickly flicked her ring finger with her right hand, saying a delicate word The words floated out of his lips: "Decode the story!"
Only listening to a gentle and comfortable music reverberating in the room, the elegant mezzo-soprano in the music is still: "Dear master, the decoding of the remote control story has decoded that the red bee elf is saying: 'Ah, why am I like this? Stupid, accidentally, the nectar collected by hard work flowed out. What a pity, what should I do? I can¡¯t collect so much nectar in one flowering season! I will eat the nectar myself, humans have not studied it yet It turns out that the fine nectar I collected is the most effective anti-wrinkle and anti-aging medicine! It is more effective than the Supreme Old Monarch Golden Pill!'¡ª¡ªBut dear master, the automatic anti-theft system shows that it is impossible to find out what kind of red bee elf is. Came in! The video did not show the image of her entering! The decoding is complete!"
The hostess and hostess stared at each other with wide eyes, salivating.
The man said: "Damn, although we don't need the effect of prolonging life, we still need the anti-wrinkle and anti-aging elixir! Damn, it's a priceless treasure!" He said, coaxing the bees to fly away, leaning over and sticking out his tongue , going to lick the bastard's drool.
The woman hurriedly stopped her, and said with red eyes like red rabbits: "You idiot, you usually make an oath to each other, swear to each other, and love you sincerely. When you meet a treasure today, why don't you let me eat it first? You don't want to have sex with me anymore? In the future If you don¡¯t want to touch me, go and lick it clean! Once you add that drop of nectar, don¡¯t ever add me!¡±
The man hastily straightened his back, twirling the tip of his tongue around his lips, and said greedily, "I'm not willing to, I deliberately teased you idiot, come on!"
The hostess moved the lunch box aside, leaned forward to lick the drop of saliva. I saw the tip of her bright red tongue repeatedly licking the bastard boy's saliva marks a few times.
Seeing that the bastard boy and others couldn't help being funny, they immediately left the house under the guidance of Monkey King.
Cross a few underground streets and come to everyone's office.
The office of the stationmaster of the Soul Evolution Station (the goblin who caused trouble) is equipped with 4 deputy stationmasters: Wang Chao, Zhan Zhao, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, and the secretary is Chang'e.
The office of the head of the soul transfer station (bastard boy) is also equipped with 4 deputy station heads: Lu Bu, Ma Han, Niu Gao, Yang Zongbao, and the secretary is Xi Shi.
Peony Fairy (Peony), Tuotuo Daxian (rabbit), Yangyang (Shanyang), Yingying (Shi Yingmin), inspectors and part-time messengers of life in the southeast and northwest, share an office with two secretaries: Bai Suzhen and Wang Zhaojun;
7 full-time life emissaries share a large office with two secretaries: one is Xiaotiangou, responsible for registering male souls entering and exiting the station, and the other is Yutu, responsible for female entering and exiting souls.
In the offices of the two station masters, there are super computer controlled by the mind. The stationmaster wears a mind control helmet when working, and starts all office procedures through mind command.
When the station master's hand is in the office, unless it is useful for wearing and taking off the helmet, it is basically just an ornament, because there are no paper documents that need to be signed and approved. I won't reach out to wipe my nose because of a cold, I won't take out a tissue to wipe my face because of sweating, and I won't reach out to untie my belt because I go to the bathroom.
The wide-screen Italian control computer is embedded on the wall, and the desk is just an idle decoration. No filing cabinets, no air conditioners.
Only in one corner, on the surface, it looks like a decorative fairy peach bonsai, a bright red and drooping fairy peach, which stores high-purity nutritional juice to quench the thirst of the two stationmasters with physical bodies.
In the offices of the inspector and the messenger of life, there are only a few single sofas that can move freely.
All of their mind-controlled computers are networked with the computer in Yan Luodian, and each life messenger can use mind control to open the electronic life and death books of humans and animals that were originally only controlled by the king of Yama. Those who arrest souls to the case, if they want to forcefully open and check the souls waiting to be captured in three days, if they have this idea three times, the life messenger will be warned, if they have this idea nine times, the life messenger will be downgraded, and if they have this idea ten times If you don't think about it, you will be disqualified as a life messenger.
The life messenger captures and distributes souls, and after being tagged, all of them are automatically sent to the destination through the time-space tunnel. The life messenger only goes to the office to check the tasks every day, and most of the time, he is in the process of carrying out errands.
?If you need to ask for leave under special circumstances, you must ask for leave directly from the envoy's office, through QQ and telephone.
The four walls of each office are usually like a landscape painting, and the computer is turned on.??, it is from the sky to the earth and even hell, whatever you think, what you think, the place, the thing, the person, the god, the monster, the monster, the ghost, the thing, the scene, the sound!
Although they are far away from their office, to the underworld hell where the Yan Luo Temple belongs, and the soul evolution station and soul transfer station, it is only an instant through the space-time tunnel.
On this day, after the trouble-making goblin presided over a brief meeting, Monkey King snorted and disappeared on the spot.
The Super Soul Evolution Station, under the flat-topped mountain at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, has 7 evolution domains. The goblin who caused trouble looked at the descriptions of each evolution domain on the computer screen, and began to familiarize himself with the nature of his work and arrange his future work schedule.
Then, she intentionally controlled the computer and checked the 1 billion wronged souls of different skin colors and nationalities detained in hell, only to see a sea of ??boiling souls, the grievances were deafening, and they were full of ugliness, which was horrible. The goblin who caused trouble immediately closed the miserable picture. I thought: 'These people must have caused more trouble than me in the past! '
All of a sudden, the troublesome demon had a sudden impulse to check whether his mother had been reincarnated, and the computer screen immediately displayed: Mei Lin, a female teacher in Northeast China during the Qing Dynasty in her previous life, was killed during the Japanese invasion of China, and she was reincarnated as Yu Hualong, the son of Long Changkong and Yu Xiya !
The goblin who caused the trouble couldn't help being taken aback, and immediately sent a message to the Sifang inspector and the seven life messengers to stop work, and led everyone back to the mortal world in advance, just like a dream.
Before dawn, he woke up the bastard boy: "Hey, go hug Yu Hualong and sleep in the same room with us!"
"Why?"
"I know who Yu Hualong is now."
"who is it?"
"It's my own brother, but in his previous life, he was my mother!"
"Is that so? Don't talk nonsense!"
"I know! Don't talk nonsense!"
"I know better than you, I'm afraid you can't help it!"
"Don't worry! I won't say it to make people laugh!"
"That's why we have to wait until dawn. Let's find an excuse for Mommy. Otherwise, it will be like Mommy treats Yu Hualong badly, causing Mommy's misunderstanding, and Mommy will be angry. Besides, because we didn't come back all night, From now on, it would be most suitable for Yu Hualong to share a room with his mother!" (Remember this website website: www.hlnovel.com