"In front of a fool, let him feel that in his eyes, you will always have an incomprehensible mystery! Remember, it is forever!"
"Aren't you teaching me how to deal with Aspen?"
"Wrong! It's telling you how to love silly boys!"
"Oh, what does it mean to recharge your feelings?"
"It means to love the silly boy more and more, and tolerate all his faults, including sometimes strangling your neck, so that you can't breathe! Only then can the silly boy love you more and more!"
Haha, the silly boy just borrowed me for two days, how can I love him more and more? There is no such opportunity! He doesn't care about giving it to him now, why should he be pinched so hard that he can't breathe?
"But, mom, people are different!?" She could only answer in this way, Jiang Di couldn't help but want to cry, hold back, hold back, can't cry at this time. Isn't it mysterious enough in front of silly boys? Damn it!
"Other people's experience may not be useful to you and the idiot, but my experience is definitely useful! You have to slowly master the idiot's life rules and psychological dynamics;
Silly boy has a little quirk, even weirder than that old thing: 1. He loves to be clean. Generally, he brushes his teeth three times a day, washes his face at least three times, and takes a bath at least twice;
2. Love silence, like to be alone, don't want you in front of you, don't disturb him;
3. If you like to listen to English songs, even if you are not used to it or hate it, you have to pretend that you like it, otherwise, it is best not to let him see you with a bitter face as if you owe you something;
4. Often whimsical, you should give more understanding and attention, but don't discourage his enthusiasm, including, he often swears: must go to the moon to see, or to Mars, you can neither laugh at him nor tell the truth He, it is better to say: Yes, I hope to go with you!
5. I love Jackson's space dance, but you must not blindly praise him, you can only give suggestions, if there is something a little different, he will think that you also like Jackson very much, and have seen a lot of Jackson, but don't talk to him too much Discuss Jackson, because that is his idol, I am afraid that if you make a mistake in your words, you will be left out;
6. Diet: Difficult to figure out, one taste a day, it¡¯s hard to want to eat it again after eating it once, but I can¡¯t remember what I like to eat? Jiang Di, this is what needs your patience the most. My child, the fool chose you. It may be a kind of torture to you, but you must learn to convert this torture into happiness, otherwise, you may suffer a lot in the future. Wash your face with tears, so, if he wants to divorce you, girl, bless you, don't say 'Leave, just leave'! If you insist on not leaving, he will treat you well from now on. If you say "Leave, leave", not only will he not leave you, but he will make you fall into a new round of torture that is worse than death! So, behind the scenes, many people call the silly boy a mummy! Jiang Di, it's hard for you! "
Wow, is it really this scary? It looks like this silly boy is really a mummy!
Jiang Di looked at Meng Jiaojiao in the video and closed her eyes, then turned her head to glance at the silly boy, who was standing behind her with tears in her eyes.
The eyes buried deep under the tears contain unexplainable feelings!
Is it a grievance? Is it annoyed? Is it indignation? Is it a pity?
Jiang Di hurriedly looked away from the fool!
Damn, I didn't have a chance to make friends with this mummy in college. He didn't live on campus, and he seldom interacted with other boys. Only Gong Hong walked closest to him, but when anyone asked Gong Hong about the mummy, Gong Hong would definitely shake his head and smile. After all, if you just spread your hands, you will be blank to the mummy!
Why did the mummy accept Gong Hong? What did Gong Hong let the mummy eat?
This problem has troubled me for many years. When I approached Gong Hong, I tried every means to get along with Gong Hong. What was the plan? Isn't it just a picture of being able to get close to the mummy one day? I have been secretly in love with the mummy for so many years, but I didn't expect the mummy to be a little devil? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com