Sitting at the front desk is really boring. Looking at the few students in the classroom, I really don't know what to do except sigh pessimistically. Recently, the business of the training school is too bad. If it is not supported by my **Secret module every month, I am afraid that it would have closed down by now, and I am here with the minimum salary. Do you think I can not be angry? Don't you sigh?
I just turned twenty this year, and I'm still a young girl, ha, a bit of a narcissistic guy. I graduated from a technical secondary school at the age of seventeen. After three years of preschool teacher education, I decided to engage in my favorite industry - computer. Of course, I am not proficient in computers, and I can¡¯t even type Wubi at school. I can only type pinyin and chat on QQ, not to mention saving materials, editing and typesetting articles. Even when people mentioned a USB flash drive, they stared wide-eyed and asked them curiously, "What is a USB flash drive?" After finishing preschool education, I had no choice but to choose a training school to enroll in a computer secretarial class with the only money left in my pocket. I thought about being a secretary in the future, as long as I could use a computer at work.
Just after I studied for half a month, the beautiful proprietress finally noticed my cleverness and hired me as the main lecturer of computer secretarial work. I became the youngest computer teacher in that training school. Of course, the salary is not more than 1,000. The reason: you are a student here, and you have no experience in this field. You can learn a lot here.
In today's materially expansive society, with a salary of less than 1,000, want to get ahead? No way, in the next life! It doesn't matter, this is my first step towards computer success, I'm excited, I cheer! I hurriedly opened my computer and books to study, and I was so happy that I almost stayed up all night!
My name is Zhu Zhu, but everyone likes to call me "pig pig", it doesn't matter, it's just a code name anyway, after n times I was angry with the name in this world, I decided to give up my anger.
An old computer was installed at the front desk, and the network cable was connected. I was extremely bored. I used my q to play tricks on people, or read my favorite novels, and liked to immerse myself in those wonderful storylines. My friends say that I like living in a virtual world. Just talk about it, anyway, you won¡¯t lose a piece of meat, talk about your own q, read your favorite novels, let others talk about it.
I am lively and lovely during the day, but seem a little lonely at night, so I put on a posturing "ruthless". In the words of the students: they look serious and scary in class, and smile hippie after class! Totally two people.
Anyway, I¡¯m idle, I¡¯m idle, and I started to have some thoughts of pranking people. I seldom do pranking people, because I¡¯m so kind.
I have applied for a new QQ, named: tears drifting
I add people from my old q, hey, it's just a joke, heaven has eyes, don't let me go to hell after I die!
Added a few friends who are too close to each other, trying to get some secrets out, but unfortunately they are tight-lipped, really depressing! The smoldering fire has nowhere to go!
Unexpectedly, this screen name is quite novel. Within half an hour, there were a lot of people who came to add me, and I was too busy to pass the verification!
A net called "Hold the Love You Want" came to add me, a small sample, and "Hold the Love You Want", I hate these people who know love coming and going all day long!
Anyway, one more you is not too much, one less you is not much, let¡¯s pass, let¡¯s talk, in the virtual world, this lady can do whatever she wants! I'm afraid you won't make it!
I ignored him, he was the one who came to greet me first. Generally, I think adding me as a friend requires greeting me first. I don¡¯t need to wrong myself and put my hot face on someone¡¯s cold ass. Who knows if someone will add you first on a whim, and then neglect you. I have encountered too many such things.
He sent a playful and cute emoji, "Talk?" It's really not creative, everyone starts with this sentence, and after a few words, they say "oh" or "um" or "be my lover, please? "
Fortunately, I'm bored tonight, so let me have a few words with you, "What are you talking about?"
He replied, "Life and philosophy are fine."
I despised it in my heart, returning to life, returning to philosophy, what is human life now? I'm afraid I can't even figure it out myself? "What is life? What is philosophy?"
He made a cute expression, "Are you a student? If you are a student, then you belong to the kind that doesn't work very hard."
Cut, this guy, I can conclude from one sentence that I am not a good student, well, if you want to play, this lady will accompany you! "Students can be divided into good students and bad students, and I belong to the latter."
He said, "It's the bad and mischievous kind, right? But then again, I envy the carefree student life."
I replied, "Students are still carefree? In my opinion, most of themHe was driven to death by books! By the way, what do you do? "I scolded myself secretly. Whenever a netizen asked me what my name was and what I did for work, I was the most disgusted, and I kept scolding others: You checked your household registration! Now I have also embarked on this road.
He said, "A doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded!"
This man is really arrogant, I must knock you down, I feel disgusted when I think of those old hospitals staring at women with squinting eyes, "Since ancient times, all perverts have been doctors!"
He said, "There is a knife on the head of the color character, but human beings will become extinct if they don't use color!"
I was so annoyed, "Hmph, try it out! The doctor is really not a good bird!"
He said, "You can't look at people with colored glasses. How many good people can there be in such a society full of sex? But then again, you seem to have a sense of cynicism, don't you? Maybe you can tell me your name?"
Khan, is this also called cynicism? "Master, has anyone told you that it's impolite to ask a girl's name?"
He made a questioning expression, "Oh? Is there such a saying? How come I haven't heard of it? I just remember that overseas people ask women's age."
I made a disdainful expression, "Hehe, you are ignorant! You are out of this society!"
He asked again, "Is that so? It's okay to introduce yourself first, right? My name is Yan Zhongsheng, how about you?"
I want to keep fighting, "Yan Zhongsheng? Haha, this name is so funny, I think it can be called a graduate student."
He made a big smile, "Many people call me that, what's your real name? You really don't want to tell me?"
I smiled contemptuously, "Did Miss Ben say that she wanted to tell you? Miss Ben lost her relationship today, and she was bothered. Going to drink at night, she was crazy." She didn't even fall in love, so she lost her love, and she was cursing inwardly. Own.
He made a heartbroken expression, "Really? I also fell out of love. We are both fallen in the world. Why should we know each other when we meet again?"
snort! What nonsense, this lady makes up a lovelorn, and you make it up too, don't you just want to put a long line to catch big fish? I despise you mentally! "Oh, this world is such a coincidence! There is no coincidence without a book!"
He made another heartbroken expression and cried loudly, "My girlfriend is getting married today, and the groom is not me."
I made a sad expression, please cooperate with you, otherwise there will be no singing, "Woooo, how pitiful."
He said again, "My family doesn't want me anymore."
I rely on? If I were his parents, I would definitely beat him hard with a whip. I can come up with such a bad reason, "Ah, what a coincidence, my family doesn't want me anymore, woo, we are the real people who have fallen into the world!" I was thinking in my heart: Mom and Dad, I was just playing with him, don't take offense!
He said, "No way? It's a coincidence."
I said, "What a coincidence! Didn't you notice? I just applied for q today, and you are my first netizen. We are so destined."
He said, "I seldom chat on QQ online, but today's mood is really bad."
I was chatting vigorously, and I wanted to make up a story to tease him, hmph, I don¡¯t want to live if I dare to tease Miss Ben!
"Mr. Zhu, what are you doing?" The principal stood in front of me with a dark face.
"Hey, the principal is back, are you going to treat us to supper tonight?" I really hate my smile. I have already scolded him n times in my heart.
"Yes, inform the students to turn off the computer half an hour in advance, and there is no need to clean up tonight. Pay attention to the students in the tutoring!" The man left after leaving this sentence.
His head kept flickering, "What's the matter? Talking?"
I said, "Oh, I'm going to drink, I haven't eaten yet."
He said, "Go, lest there be more starving ghosts in this world."
I said, "Fuck you."
He said, "Can I leave your contact number? I seldom go online."
I sent the number, hum, if you dare to call me, I will blow up your phone bill! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com