As the saying goes: Don't be afraid of bad things, be afraid of bad people!
In order to ask for advice on how to get married with Cao Ruolan, Liao Fengwu just returned to the county after get off work this Friday, and he eagerly gathered his cronies together to ask for advice. Six or seven of them ate around the hot pot and talked about it.
"It seems that our "Liao Shake Hands" wants to hold the girl's hand for the rest of his life!" said the chubby Liu Liang.
"I, I didn't ask you to call me by my nickname when I came to dinner with you. I made an agreement, but I can't make up my mind. I don't fucking pay for this meal!" After Liao Fengwu finished speaking, he put a chopstick head of meat into his mouth Li chewed hard.
Zhang Hu took a sip of wine and said: "I said old classmate, that girl is really as beautiful as you said, I have an idea, but you must thank me well after it is done, you ask your elder brother to arrange for me A private teacher is fine, so I can go to a small shop without my prodigal girls saying that I am worthless."
"You, you, hurry up and tell me, the work is on me, this matter is a small matter for our Liao family!" Liao Fengwu stammered more and more anxiously.
Zhang Hu pretended to be deep and said: "Tell me, where do you want to get into a man's heart?"
"You fucking say it, I'm so anxious!" Liao Fengwu urged.
Zhang Hu ate his food again, took a sip of his wine and said, "Why do our classmates remember you, Liao Fengwu? Because you are a bachelor and often invite everyone to dinner, so if you want to enter a man's heart, you have to eat it from your mouth. Enter!"
"Then, what about getting into a woman's heart? Do you want to get in through her mouth too?" Liao Fengwu asked.
Zhang Hu ate again, and said, "It's not easy for women to enter from the mouth. To enter a woman's heart, enter from the bottom of the mouth!"
"The bottom mouth? Your woman still has a mouth?" Liao Fengwu asked suspiciously.
Liao Fengwu didn't understand anything except that he had shaken the girl's hand. His question caused his family to laugh.
Liu Liang suppressed a smile and said, "The lower mouth is where women and men sleep!"
These people laughed again and again, and Liao Fengwu's razor-sharp face was turned blue and white by laughter, and finally turned eggplant skin color.
Zhang Hu continued: "Feng Wu, as long as you put this woman to sleep, I guarantee that she will follow you wholeheartedly. At first, my mother-in-law refused to marry me, but later I got her drunk and slept with her." After a while, the next morning she cried and asked me to marry her! Said that I had entered her heart! In fact, I did not enter her heart, I just put my 'hard thing' into her lower mouth, That's why I knew that the passage into a woman's heart is here!"
Yu Si said: "This method is very good, but it's useless. It's hard to say whether Feng Wu can find the mouth below."
Liu Liang jokingly said: "You are talking nonsense, you underestimate our Fengwu, this kind of thing is self-taught, don't you know where to put that thing comfortably?"
Liao Fengwu raised his neck, drank a big gulp of wine, and cursed: "You bastard only sons, you fucking make fun of me, I can't, bring all your wives, I'll try them one by one, and see if I can do it!" Won't?"
These people laughed again.
Yu Si suppressed his smile and said: "Everyone stop making trouble, we should also sincerely help Feng Wu, the life of a bachelor is not easy! This is a good way to get into a woman's heart, but which woman doesn't say anything? Will sleep with you? Feng Wu, are you sure about this?"
Liao Fengwu sighed and said, "Still sleeping? If only she could let me shake hands!"
"What about you, Feng Wu, you call us buddies tomorrow, we get her drunk together, and then you take her to the hotel, you can do whatever you want!" Liu Liang said.
"No, ah, no! This woman drinks a lot, and she is smarter than a monkey, so she can't drink too much!" Liao Fengwu scratched his head and said.
"This doesn't work, and that doesn't work, so what do you say?" Liu Liang asked.
"I came up with the idea, and I will help to the end, but I can explain what I said. After the matter is completed, Feng Wu, you must handle the work for me. Brothers, you can testify to me, so that Liao Fengwu will not be unloaded." Grind and kill the donkey, don't admit it afterwards!"
"Zhang Hu, tell me the fuck! What's the matter!" Liu Liang urged.
Zhang Hu said: "Feng Wu, don't you invite her to watch a movie tomorrow? Don't my family open a small shop in front of the movie theater? You can go buy some sleeping pills later. Come to buy water, I pretend I don¡¯t know you, and then sell you the bottle of water where the medicine is placed. This movie theater is dark, no matter how smart she is, she will never see that there is a problem with the water. When she falls asleep, you take her to the Hotel, don¡¯t you just do whatever you want?¡±
"Brilliant move! It's too fucking high! No wonder your classmates call you 'Zhang Laobai'!" Liu Liang said.
Liao Fengwu danced with joy, he stammered and said: "Zhang Hu, you are my fucking parents, don't worry, I will take care of my job, even if I give you my job, I will pay you back Humanity, this method is too fucking wonderful!"
Yu Si said with a smirk on his face: "Zhang Hu, you kid is really fucking bad, and this trick is too fucking insidious. This woman would never have imagined in her dreams that she would definitely be tricked and become Liao Fengwu's!" It's a crotch thing! I said Feng Wu, which hotel are you going to tomorrow, do you want me to give you "clinical guidance"?"
These people get more and more excited as they drink.
"I said Fengwu, the idea is to help you out, and I will be responsible for the medicine. If something really happened, don't you fucking sell me Zhang Hu! Do you know what crime is called? It's called rape Sin, I, Zhang Hu, don't fucking even look at it, it's not worth getting a rape accomplice with you!"
"Don't worry, I, Liao Fengwu, will not confess you even on the day I go to jail! For Cao Ruolan, what is going to jail? The scar on your head is no bigger than a bowl, just look at it! We will get married at the end of the year and nothing will happen. Yes, if there is something to do, yes, ah, I have a child!" Liao Fengwu stammered dreaming.
And Ruolan was inspecting the work in the brick factory at this time, she would never have thought that Liao Fengwu and his gang were plotting against her and were looking for a way into her heart.
The factory manager Wang Tiecheng followed Ruolan closely, he was a little worried because Ruolan handed over the brick factory to him, but now the sales of bricks were not as good as before, he was very anxious and owed Ruolan's trust.
Ruolan tapped the red brick and said, "Tiecheng, the quality of this brick is even better than before, but why did the sales drop so much?"
"Sister Lan, I am also worried about this matter! In the past, there were only two brick factories in the nearby towns, but this year is different, and five brick factories have been added one after another. I secretly saw the red bricks they produced , the quality is very poor, and they don¡¯t use internal combustion coal at all. The cost is very low, and the price they sell is also very low. But the farmers only want to be cheap, and don¡¯t care about the quality, so the customers who buy bricks are taken away. Sister Lan, you We have to find a way quickly, otherwise it will be very difficult for us to survive, and now we can only maintain the monthly labor expenses, and there is no profit at all."
"Okay, I'm going to the county to do some business tomorrow. By the way, see if Xie Kun's construction site can help sell some? You have to strictly control the quality, quality assurance, we won't worry about sales! You go ahead, I'm going home to see the baby!"
Ruolan has returned home, what will she be waiting for tomorrow? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com