"It's really unlucky." Li Tianxiu said these five words after opening his eyes.
After hearing what she said, Yue Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved. Knowing that he was unlucky, this fully showed that Li Tianxiu's head hadn't been burned out. What made him dumbfounded was when Li Tianxiu said After that sentence, I continued, "I think back when I was at home, in order to resist the old couple who made me take a bath every day in the cold winter, I deliberately didn't use the solar water heater, and took a shower with cold water, but still It¡¯s okay to be alive and kicking around. But now it¡¯s just a bit of cold, it¡¯s almost glorious, it seems that I¡¯m really old"
The beautiful nurse sister looked at Li Tianxiu, who was still pale, and said such a lot of sad words, her big beautiful eyes were full of disbelief, and she looked at Yue Qi who was also dumbfounded, and couldn't hold back her smile anymore. He covered his mouth with his hands and let out a puff: "Coughremember to rest more, I'm going out first." After finishing speaking, he hurriedly stepped away.
"Damn! So there is a stranger here, has she heard all the glorious deeds of my uncle? It's really embarrassing." After sighing about seventeen or eight sentences, Li Tianxiu clicked his mouth twice and felt thirsty So she asked Yue Qi pitifully: "Brother, can you pour me some water?"
"Oh." Yue Qi responded, stood up and poured her a glass of boiling water, then unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, poured some into it, took a sip and felt that the water temperature was just right before serving it to Li Tianxiu.
Li Tianxiu seemed to be really thirsty, picked up the cup and gulped down half a cup, and suddenly she asked Yue Qi, "Brother, you don't have AIDS, do you?"
"So what if there is." Yue Qi snorted and said, "It's just that it can't be transmitted through drinking water, but it can only be transmitted through eight and a half tubes."
Li Tianxiu asked curiously while continuing to drink water: "What is eight and a half."
Looking at her eyes with a strong desire for knowledge, Yue Qi laughed at himself, "This question is not suitable for you, it is not suitable for children."
"Damn!" Li Tianxiu rubbed her body up, straightened her chest and said, "Brother, I'm about to go to the third party soon. In a few years, I can order my son to make soy sauce. What kind of bullshit is it not suitable for young children?" ? Don't play tricks here, sir, I just want to learn more practical experience."
Is this the legendary little sister? Why didn't I realize that she had this potential before? I always thought that she would just grin her teeth and wave her fists, yelling, "Master, I'm going to fuck you." "Okay." Yue Qi reluctantly recalled the words of those experienced veterans in the army when they were bored, and then explained to her: "You have four teams alone, and I have four teams in the middle. One more than you, it is five. Well, if two people go in, it will become eight again. When they come out, it will be eight and a half. This movement is like this, Eight and a half, eight and a half"
"Pfft." Li Tianxiu choked suddenly, she just wanted to tell Yue Qi that you are a rascal, but she couldn't speak, just coughed like a storm. Yue Qi panicked, and immediately patted her back nervously, asking, "How is it, is it okay, I told you not to listen, and you still don't believe me. If you do this, you will be choked to death." If I was shot, would you say that we both died unjustly?"
Following Yue Qi's hand falling behind Li Tianxiu's back with a soft slap, Li Tianxiu's body froze suddenly, holding the cup without moving. Damn, it's not really going to choke to death, is it? Thinking of this point, Yue Qi was even more nervous to shoot, while also nervously asking the girl what's wrong, don't scare me.
Li Tianxiu slid down, dodged his palm and said extremely depressed: "Brother, I beg you, please, please stop taking pictures, okay?"
"What's the matter? You're fine, as long as you're fine, you should have said it earlier, I was scared to death." Yue Qi immediately stopped and looked at Li Tianxiu puzzled. In the end, he saw Li Tianxiu shrinking into the quilt with a blushing face, and said, "Brother, your level is really high enough, you can take off my bra with just two shots."
Bra? After translation, Chinese means brassiere
Bra? Yue Qi just wanted to boast about how good my English is, when he suddenly understood what Li Tianxiu meant. It turned out that when Yue Qi patted Li Tianxiu's back just now, he accidentally loosened the buckle of Li Tianxiu's hood.
"I" Yue Qi opened his mouth but didn't say anything. He couldn't say that he did it on purpose, so Li Tianxiu would have to eat himself or beat him into a pig's head.
According to the most reasonable design point of view, the buckles of the hoods used by women comrades are basically on the back, and the hoods will slide down once they are loosened. This allowsWhat's the matter? "
"The concert is about to start. If you are free, can you come and choreograph the new dance choreographed by the choreographers?" Yan Xiuhua said weakly while rubbing the hem of her clothes with her fingers. You are quite competent as a backup dancer. Since you showed up that day, you have never seen anyone again, and I have to beg you. It is really a big face. In fact, there is still some time before the concert, but why can't I resist calling you after I haven't seen you for a few days? Can I not ask you? She began to feel distraught again at the thought.
"Oh, I see," Yue Qi agreed with a seemingly perfunctory mouth: "Something happened to me here, someone was injured, I have to take care of her, and it may be difficult for a few days."
After Li Tianxiu heard what he said, although she didn't know who called him, a smile was already in her eyes, and she even forgot the discomfort in her chest at the moment.
Who was hurt? Can you take care of him for a few days? Yan Xiuhua's heart suddenly sank. Because she knew that in Mingzhu, Yue Qi had no relatives or friends except a few people he knew, but the few people he knew were not qualified for him to take care of them. The only explanation was that he Thinking of this, Yanxiuhua asked casually, "Is it a girl?"
"How do you know" After saying this, Yue Qi felt a little strange. How did he know that a woman's mind is very sensitive. As long as that woman has him in her heart, let alone a woman he is taking care of now, even a man he is taking care of, that woman will think he is lying unless she sees it with her own eyes.
"Well." Yanxiuhua suddenly felt a sense of exhaustion, and said listlessly: "Well, you can take care of the patient first." After finishing speaking, she was about to hang up the phone.
"I've made arrangements and I'll be there soon." Yue Qi didn't know what she was thinking, but felt that being in front of Yanxiuhua was his main task, so he hurriedly explained: "Wait for me."
The words "Wait for me" made Yan Xiuhua's mood suddenly rush out of the haze, she nodded heavily, although she knew that Yue Qi could not see: "Okay, I will wait for you."
After saying ok and goodbye, Yue Qi hung up the phone and looked back at Li Tianxiu: "What do you want to eat?"
When Li Tianxiu heard him say goodbye, he turned around like a normal person, and then heard him questioning again, so he had no choice but to turn around and say: "Brother, did you do it on purpose just now?"
on purpose? what does it mean? Yue Qi looked at Li Tianxiu puzzled.
Li Tianxiu's face turned redder, and his expression became more weird. It turned out that the two of them were too nervous just now. Although they buttoned it up, they didn't put on the pair of hoods and Li Tianxiu's plump and upright. If you do this, it will be uncomfortable. Although she tried to twist her waist, trying to use the law of friction to automatically complete this great event, but after twisting a few times, it was still useless, and after she couldn't do anything, she looked at Yue Qi helplessly and said: "The front It¡¯s not right, did you do it on purpose?¡±
After being stunned for a moment, Yue Qi finally understood what it meant, and he sneered: "Heyha, what should I do then, do you want to untie it for you?"
"Damn, there's something wrong with you!" Li Tianxiu straightened her body, almost yelling, "Do you think my place is your one-acre three-point test field? You will untie it and buckle it later." (Note) Website website: www.hlnovel.com