"Brother He Tong, to tell you the truth, I just gave birth to a young son." Zhang Zilu said with a helpless look on his face.
According to Zhang Zilu's age, it is reasonable to have a grandson now, but as for a son, it belongs to the Arabian Nights. He Tong felt that Zhang Zilu was joking with him, but the joke was a little too big.
"Mr. Zhang, you really know how to joke." He Tong wanted to laugh but couldn't, and said, "However, can this be a joke?"
"A joke? Of course it can't be a joke!" Zhang Zilu retorted, "I'm not joking, but that woman is joking with me."
In fact, the woman Zhang Zilu mentioned wasn't joking with him, she actually gave birth to a fat son for him. This woman is Tingting, whom Zhang Zilu met in a song and dance hall in Haicheng. Tingting is naturally slim and has a good face, which is an essential condition for a lady in a singing and dancing hall. Ever since Zhang Zilu met Tingting when he was visiting a nightclub, he made up his mind to come to this dance hall to find her every three days, which added considerable economic benefits to other dance halls. Later, Tingting finally couldn't stand Zhang Zilu's hard work, let alone the temptation of money, she lay in Zhang Zilu's arms without hesitation, and was kept by him for half a year for him to have fun. Last time in Haicheng, Zhang Zilu invited He Tong and his party to dinner, the reason why it ended in a hurry was because Tingting was waiting for her. That day, Tingting told Zhang Zilu the shocking news that she was pregnant. Zhang Zilu knew that his sex life with these firework women was only allowed to bloom, not to bear fruit. According to the practice of other women in the past, he paid Tingting a considerable sum of cash to have her have an abortion, and then broke up to end the affair. game. Tingting counted the money and readily agreed to have an abortion. However, she went to the Maternal and Child Health Hospital, had a laboratory test, and reconfirmed that she was pregnant, then left Haicheng and returned to a small town not far from the provincial capital. have children and inherit his estate. Tingting has an old idea. Once she has a child, she will tie up Zhang Zilu so that he can't escape and she can live a luxurious life. Now, the child was full moon, so Tingting told Zhang Zilu the news and asked him if she carried the child to Haicheng to look for him, or he came to see him in person. Zhang Zilu naturally didn't want Tingting to come to Haicheng to look for him. Having a son on the way and fooling around with a lady are not the same concept after all. So, he took the money and rushed to put out the fire.
"How is it? Brother He, my story is more thrilling than yours, isn't it?" Zhang Zilu finished telling his own story unhurriedly, but in an unusually peaceful mood, he said, "This little girl is really vicious!".
He Tong couldn't help but admire Zhang Zilu's composure so much that he threw himself into the ground. He thought, this is not only thrilling, it is a catastrophe, what will this child do in the future? What will happen to this woman named Tingting in the future? Paper can't hold fire, once his wife finds out, what will the family do?
"Mr. Zhang, are you not in a hurry? This is not a trivial matter!" He Tong seemed to have forgotten his troubles, and worried for Zhang Zilu, saying.
"He Tong, what's the use of being anxious? I can't strangle this child to death, can I? Besides, I don't have a son, so let's raise it first! There must be a way before the car reaches the mountain, and the child is innocent. Do you think so?" Zhang Zilu said, beating on the table.
"But, Mr. Zhang, can you trust the lady in the dance hall? You can be sure that this child is yours?" He Tong said with confused eyes.
Zhang Zilu laughed loudly and said, "This little girl has fucked me up. It's unrealistic for you to say that I'm not in a hurry. Of course, I won't be taken advantage of. Let's do a paternity test first."
"Okay, Mr. Zhang, you're over half a century old, and you've tasted what it's like to be a father again." He Tong sighed.
Zhang Zilu stopped his smile and said, "It's worth it if you don't deserve it! Well, don't make fun of me, tell me about you. No matter how hard it is for you, you can't beat me, right? Say it quickly, I will enlighten you, and I will compare with you." , you will be happy."
As soon as he talked about himself, He Tong suddenly became overcast. Originally, after hearing Zhang Zilu's legendary story just now, his mood really improved. He thought, compared with Zhang Zilu, how difficult is he? Look at people, they look like the sky is falling and the ground is falling. However, no matter how small the difficulty is, it is still difficult, and you can't hide from it. If you face it calmly like Zhang Zilu, you can't do it yourself.
"Okay, Brother Zhang, let me tell you. With you as an example, there will be nothing difficult." He Tong said with a sad face.
Hearing He Tong's self-defeating bitterness, Zhang Zilu's first feeling was that He Tong was a little wronged, and he would not waver in front of his wife. He is really Liu Xiahui of the new era. However, no one believed Liu Xiahui's story now. If he really lived to this day, his reputation would have been ruined long ago, and rumors spread everywhere.
"Brother He, what you said is true?" Zhang Zilu seemed to be??Believe it, and said with suspicion, "Sit in your arms, is there any problem with your hardware?"
He Tong said with a wry smile: "If I want to be like you, I will close my eyes even if I die, but I"
Zhang Zilu closed his eyes tightly, and said, "Yes, I will die in peace, and it is worthwhile to come to the world once. As for you, what should I say? The most difficult thing in the world is a woman. If you don't lie to her, she will Lie to you, you believe her, but she doesn't believe you, monster!"
"Mr. Zhang, what do you think I should do?" He Tong said, not interested in monsters or monsters.
"What should I do? What do you say?" Zhang Zilu turned around and said, "Give up your guns and surrender, or you will be just like she imagined."
He Tong felt that Zhang Zilu didn't say anything, and he never wanted to be the second Zhang Zilu no matter how difficult it was.
"Mr. Zhang, youyou're not making fun of me, are you?" He Tong said dejectedly.
Zhang Zilu pointed to the tip of He Tong's nose and said: "Brother He, look at yourself, do you still look like a man? Such a little thing makes you so worried! Aren't you all right? Aren't you guarding yourself like a jade? Like me Such a person is still impassioned in front of his wife, swearing, as if nothing happened, not to mention you have nothing to do? What do women like? Coax! Lie! Women are always children in the eyes of men, do you know that? Of course, you are A good man, a model husband, don't lie, you will always coax, right? Let me tell you, when I was a good man, I was the best at coaxing, but now I am cheating. Whether it is coaxing or lying, it is for the family Peace of mind, the starting point is good, the family is the cell of society, and stability is everything else!"
He Tong found that Zhang Zilu was almost talking nonsense. After all, there are not many men who can reach this level. However, he felt that Zhang Zilu's words were not unreasonable at all. For example, a woman is always a child in the eyes of a man, and he should be coaxed. Yes, he thought, isn't Liu Xiaomei just a child? Suspicion, lack of assertiveness, he does not coax, does not guide, let it develop, how can he do it? He didn't feel sorry for her, so he didn't have to lie. He could have been justified, but he acted like a thief. Isn't this counterproductive? As for his momentary temptation to Zhenru, it can be forgiven. Does his reining in from a precipice mean that he is loyal to Liu Xiaomei?
"Mr. Zhang, thank you for your advice and enlightenment. My future is bright now." He Tongmao said suddenly.
"Okay, Brother He, go home and become a political commissar. Ideological work is very important." Zhang Zilu drank the last glass of beer and said, "I have to go to bed early, and I have to recognize my son tomorrow."
He Tong stood up, paid the bill with the waiter, and sent Zhang Zilu to the car, shaking hands and saying goodbye.
"I won't see you off tomorrow, I wish you a smooth journey." He Tong held Zhang Zilu's hand tightly and said, "I have a chance to bring the child to play."
Zhang Zilu opened the car door, tapped on the window, and said, "Okay, let him recognize you as a godfather."
"Don't dare to do it." He Tong waved to Zhang Zilu and said.
Zhang Zilu stretched his legs and sat in the car, honked the horn, and said, "You deserve it, and you deserve it if you don't! He Tong, that's the deal." (Remember the website: www.hlnovel.com