"If you leave well, I won't believe it. You won't find a vehicle in the countryside. I'll give you two hundred yuan, and the tractor will definitely grab you. So-and-so (the nickname for the son), call my cousin and ask He found a car and came here." Hearing this, the son-in-law hurriedly came to deal with him in his own way.
Well, good answer! I couldn't help but praise my son-in-law. I still don't believe it, this old guy will really leave. From the urban area to our hometown, under normal circumstances, you can find a taxi for fifty or sixty yuan, but this black-hearted old guy actually costs six hundred! Damn, why don't you grab it! I think, even if I return him three hundred, this old guy will take over the business in a foolish way. Son, you must be fooled by these guys!
Next, I heard the sound of my son pulling out his cell phone. Suddenly, the breathing of the old man standing aside became heavy. Obviously, at this moment, the old guy is nervous. Because he was very worried that the "duck with its mouth" would fly again. However, the old man knew that it was inconvenient for him to say soft words at this moment. Without looking, I can guess that this old guy must be secretly looking at the two people who put on my shroud who seem to have nothing to do with it.
The two of them naturally understood, so they hurriedly came out to smooth things over in an enthusiastic manner: "I see, you two should stop being stiff, it's better for both of you to take a step back. If you don't follow the six hundred you (referring to the old man) said, you will Don't cling to five hundred and never let go Five hundred and fifty, how about it?"
Son, don't be fooled! These two guys must be with the old man. What they are singing together is just acting for you! Son, call, call your cousin! Asking your cousin to help you call a car from the countryside will definitely not cost so much money! At this moment, the urgency in my heart! However, there is no way, no matter how anxious I am, I can't get in touch with my son. Alas, the damned cancer! How did this get me to this field?
Perhaps, in my son's view, those two people were sincerely lowering the price for us. Therefore, contrary to expectations, the son actually expressed his attitude firmly immediately: "Okay, five hundred and fifty. How about it? If you don't agree, then I have no choice but to find someone else."
Alas, my son is still too young, and his social experience is not deep enough! What else can I do but lament helplessly?
Hearing this, the old man pretended to be aggrieved and said, "Well, for the sake of this master, five hundred and five is five hundred and five."
Shit! What is it for this master's face? Are you two singing oboe? Only my silly son with little social experience can't see the tricks between you. If it were me, I would have kicked out you pretentious greedy guys long ago.
In the midst of my extreme resentment, under the flickering of those three people, my son finally negotiated the fare with the old guy. What made me even more unbearable was that my son actually thanked those two shameless fellows. You are stupid, son! They have nothing to waste here with you, is it just to help you lower the price? Is there such a good thing in this world?
Just relying on intuition, I can tell that these three are not good birds! Later, after calming down and thinking about it, I was finally able to dissect all the tricks in their business. I have made up my mind that after regaining the ability to control my body, I will immediately talk to my son, so that my son can gain some necessary social experience.
These three people are actually engaged in a very special industry. This industry is actually taboo by many people, because this industry is designed to make dead money. Dealing with dead people is not very auspicious, but it makes a lot of money and is very easy. In this industry, there are usually several people forming a whole team. The crew involved costumes, transportation, makeup, and more. And the two people my son met who changed clothes with me should actually be regarded as the forwards of this team, and of course they can also be regarded as the core of this team.
These two people must stay in the hospital around the clock, and only in this way can they get timely and accurate news. Once they find that someone in the hospital has died of illness, they will rush there as soon as possible. They are wearing the uniforms of hospital security guards, and those who work in their profession naturally have to establish a good relationship with the hospital first. The so-called "money can turn ghosts", it is easy to spend some money to get two sets of hospital security uniforms. Or, they themselves are part-time hospital security. With the protection of this clothing, the vigilance of the family members of the deceased can be reduced to the lowest point. This is an important guarantee for them to earn high profits.
After arriving at the scene, the first thing to do is to find the family members of the deceased who can call the shots. This step is very important, and you must not mistake the object, otherwise it will easily cause unnecessary trouble. Then, I kindly remind the family members who can be the masters, don't just focus on being sad, because there are still many??Things are waiting for you to deal with! Under normal circumstances, under the premise of not being prepared, the family members of the deceased who are overwhelmed by grief will instinctively ask them for help. Therefore, they logically said that they should wash their bodies while it is hot and put on shrouds for the dead.
Reminded by their "good words", the family members of the deceased are generally eager to put on the shroud for the relatives before their bodies become stiff, but because they have just passed away, all relatives are immersed in infinite sorrow. Will you be in the mood to cleanse yourself and change your shroud? Therefore, as long as they give a little hint, the general family members of the deceased will agree to let experienced them help. So, the first big business that was sure came.
While wiping, they will intentionally or unintentionally ask the family members if they have bought a shroud. This is definitely a good plan step by step. It is already being wiped, so it is imminent to purchase a shroud. In hospitals, in many cases, the death of a patient is unexpected, and how many people will prepare a shroud in advance? Therefore, when time is tight, most people will agree to let them help with the purchase. So, the second business came to the door.
The first business made the most money, scrubbing and changing clothes would never take more than an hour, but the income was as high as two hundred yuan; although the return on the second business was a bit smaller, they only needed to make a phone call, and they After delivering the shroud, they can get a lot of commission from it, which can be said to be easy and comfortable to earn.
Their way of making money did not end there. When they get here, anyone with a little savvy will know what they are doing. As a result, the family members of the deceased will gradually develop a certain degree of vigilance towards them. Therefore, next, they should be much more cautious in speaking. But they know that under normal circumstances, after the sudden death of a patient, the family members will worry about the problem of vehicles to transport the deceased back to their hometown. Therefore, after they vowed to emphasize that they just want to help, and that the family members will discuss the price issue themselves, the vigilance of the family members will relax again. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com