I stood outside the courtyard gate and saw Xie Ting coming towards me in a huff, so I handed the nine hundred and ninety-nine roses in my hand to her anxiously: "For you!"
? When she looked at the nine hundred and ninety-nine roses in my hand, she couldn't help but startled, as if she felt a little shocked.
Uh I suddenly thought to myself, it seems that my cousin's trick is really effective?
After a while, she suddenly hung her handbag on her shoulders, as if she was about to accept the rose in my hand.
However, when she raised her head to look at me, she stared at me with embarrassment. With a sudden jerk, she snatched the rose in my hand and fell to the ground hard. Stepped on a few feet.
Witnessing her lunatic appearance, I sighed to myself¡ª¡ªah~~~ What a pity flower! I bought this for 1,888 yuan! If you don't want it, just say something, why waste it like this? At least keep it for me, I can still go to the bar to cheat a girl to sleep with tonight.
After it was over, she looked at me and said, "I have finished receiving the roses, are you okay? If there is nothing wrong, then see you later?"
Alas~~~ It seems that Uncle Biao's tricks are indeed outdated? How could this make her happy? Wouldn't it annoy her even more? Just watch me impromptu
After Xie Ting finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave.
Looking at her angry back, I don't know what to do?
"Hey¡ª¡ª" However, unexpectedly, an old lady suddenly yelled at Xie Ting.
This old lady seems to be in charge of hygiene here, because she holds a bucket in one hand and a broom in the other.
Xie Ting stopped when she heard the shout, turned around and looked at the old lady, and asked, "What's the matter? Auntie."
The old lady was very annoyed and handed the broom to her, and said: "Come here, sweep this up! What kind of quality are you, you? Litter everywhere!"
"Ah" Xie Ting was very embarrassed, and her cheeks turned slightly red when she muttered. She wanted to explain something, but she couldn't.
Helpless, she had no choice but to walk back. But she stared at me inexplicably, as if she had nowhere to vent her anger, so I was about to become her target.
"Damn bastard! You sweep!" She really yelled at me angrily.
"Why?" I asked.
Of course I can't go to sweep willingly. This person, who doesn't have a temper? Besides, I kindly bought a bouquet of roses to apologize to her for treating me like this.
Hearing my question, she even took the opportunity to vent her anger on me: "Because the flower was sent by you bastard! If you don't sweep it, who will sweep it?"
"Sweep whoever you love! Anyway, you just said clearly that you have received the roses, so they belong to you. As for how you deal with it, it's none of my business, right?"
"You?!!" She was so angry that she could only stare at me.
Unexpectedly, she was so angry that she just got into her heart, and she raised her leg and was about to kick towards me.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly and dodged away. Otherwise, I reckon that her kick is destined to hit my crotch? If that's the case, I still won't have the sun for half a year?
Seeing that this kick didn't hit me, she became even more furious, her eyes sparkled, and she kicked her legs again
At this time, there was a "tear" sound suddenly.
"o(n_n)ohaha" The old lady leaned forward and back with a sudden laugh.
Because just when Xie Ting kicked her legs for the second time, her crotch was pulled away, and her pink underwear was exposed.
"Ha~~~" I couldn't help laughing, and then I couldn't help laughing, "o(n_n)ohaha"
She lowered her head to look at her crotch, and was startled in embarrassment.
Her face froze and turned red, even the roots of her ears were red.
"Hey" I joked at her gloatingly, "Please, knowing that it's a pair of tights, you still want to make such a big move. Now it's great, it's all exposed with a 'tear' sound."
"You?!" She blushed and glared at me, but was speechless in embarrassment.
"o(n_n)ohaha" Seeing her embarrassing appearance, I laughed out loud again.
She looked at me embarrassingly and shyly, then subconsciously put her legs together, and silently covered the open line of her crotch with her hands.
"Are you laughing?!" She suddenly yelled at me anxiously, "Hurry up and buy me a pair of pants!!!"
"Ha" At this moment, how can I hold back my laughter?
"Are you laughing again?!! I'll kick you to death!!!"
"o(n_n)ohaha" It's okay not to say kicking, but when I said kicking, I couldn't help laughing again, "Please, your crotch is already open, okay? Still kicking? You Do you want Nene to break free too?"
"You?!!" She was so angry that she gasped, "Hmph~~~ You bastard Looking back, how will I deal with you?!! I'll let you laugh enough now, okay?! !"
Seeing that she was about to explode with anger, I gradually held back my laughter and said, "Okay, I won't laugh anymore, can't I?"
"Then hurry up and buy me a pair of pants!"
"There seems to be no clothing store near here, right?"
"Then" She froze for a moment, then gave me a shy look, "Then you take a taxi."
"Hmm" I thought about it for a moment, then I hurriedly untied my shirt, took it off, and handed it to her, "Stupid, you! You can't solve it without pants? First take my shirt and put it on." Bar."
At this time, she looked at me shyly, then took the shirt, wrapped it around her waist, and tied the two sleeves together. In this way, her crotch was naturally covered.
The cleaning old lady couldn't help sighing from the side: "Oh~~~ Forget it, let me do the sweeping. You young people are really interesting, just to sweep the flowers on the ground, you just want to fight. In the end, I had to open the crotch line."
Hearing what the old lady said, I hurriedly said, "Let me do the sweeping. I'm sorry!"
"No need. Forget it."
Then forget it. I thought to myself, this pile of flowers on the ground is two-thirds of my monthly salary, and Xie Ting ruined it for nothing. If I really let me sweep it, I won¡¯t cry until dawn?
Xie Ting saw that the matter was over, so she turned around and left.
Damn woman! He didn't even say hello to me.
Seeing that she left without saying hello to me, I froze for a while and followed her with a shameless face.
She seemed to sense that I was following her.
After she continued to walk along the sidewalk outside the courtyard wall for a certain distance, she suddenly stopped and turned to look at me.
And I still limped forward a few steps. Because the wound on my thigh is not completely healed.
She looked at my limping appearance, and suddenly asked: "You cripple, why are you still following me?"
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