After listening to the boring and lonely joke, I laughed out loud. Unknowingly, a saliva sprayed onto the computer screen.
A woman sitting next to me couldn't help squinting at me, as if saying: What's the fun?
At this time, I also took a look at her. But at this sight, I almost threw up. She is not ugly, but ugly! The complexion is neither white nor dark, the two eyeballs are huge, and there are pimples on the face Wow~~~ I should stop watching it, I feel like vomiting.
By the way, I also looked at her computer screen. Damn, it turns out she's in porn. No wonder she squinted at me.
Seeing that I had discovered her secret, she even struck up a conversation and said, "Haven't you seen this, handsome guy?"
"Look."
I thought to myself, I don¡¯t know how many times I have done it, but I still don¡¯t pursue it. But, I guess all the men lost their desire when they saw her pimple face, so why would they do that to her? Already ran to the bathroom to vomit.
"Then what are you happy about?" she asked again.
"I don't like you. Please, sister, don't think about it, okay?"
"Cao!" She was quite grumpy, "I'm watching a movie, you'll be happy, of course I thought you were laughing at me."
"I really don't like you!"
"Cao! Who knows? Can't women watch this?"
"I didn't say no!"
"Then what are you happy about?"
"Please, sister, you have already asked this question, and I have answered it. What exactly do you want?"
Having said that, I immediately typed a line to the boring loneliness: Wait a minute, I will change the computer.
But when I stood up, the ugly girl grabbed my arm and said, "If you don't make it clear tonight, don't even think about leaving!"
Depend on! Looks like I just ran into a ghost tonight? She's still relentless
Seeing her like this, I thought to myself, it's better to give up this matter in a good manner.
So, I said: "Miss, I"
"Your sister is the young lady!"
"Oh. I'm sorry." I immediately changed my words, "Girl, Xiaosheng is being polite this time. I hope you will forgive me!"
Damn, this smell, why does it look like an ancient scholar? Who spoiled the title of Miss? It made me talk so awkwardly.
"Cao! What kind of ancient prose?"
Seeing her messing around, I became angry: "Please! Girl, don't talk like shit all the time, okay? Besides, what kind of shit do you use?"
Hearing what I said, her face flushed, and she said anxiously: "You wait! I'll call, I'll call someone! See how I can deal with you?"
Oh shit! This time but bad luck! Who did I mess with? Is it necessary to take revenge on me like this?
After saying this, she really fucking picked up the phone: "Hey, aunt, someone bullied me in the Internet cafe."
After a while, she called back and said, "It's in this Internet cafe on Changqing Street."
Then she hung up the phone.
When I saw that the situation was wrong, I wanted to break free and run away. Thirty-six strategies are the best strategy.
But unexpectedly, she hugged me anxiously: "cao! You still want to run away?"
With an idea, I replied: "Girl, I don't want to escape, I just want to scratch."
Because I thought to myself, if she scratched me like this, I guess I would lose interest in women within half a year.
"You still want to argue! Seeing that my aunt is here, how can I deal with you?!"
cut! I thought to myself, your aunt is just a woman, what is there to deal with? If she's pretty, at worst I'll sleep with her.
Just as I was thinking that, out of nowhere, that pretty police officer surnamed Xie came.
She stepped forward to take a look, looked at me thoughtfully, then shook her head, and sighed, "Oh~~~Why is it you again?"
I couldn't help but replied: "Why is it you again?"
The beautiful female police officer surnamed Xie replied: "Nonsense. I am her aunt. What did you do to her?"
I frowned and replied: "What can I do to her? You should ask her, she?How is it? "
"Cut! Just you, a social scum, what else can she do to you?"
Having said that, the beautiful female police officer surnamed Xie said to the ugly girl who was hugging me again: "Okay, let him go."
"No. I'm afraid he's gone."
"It's okay. With my aunt here, how dare he run?"
So, that ugly girl let me go.
The pretty female police officer surnamed Xie asked the ugly girl, "Why did he mess with you? Did he steal your money?"
"no."
"Then why did he mess with you?"
"Hmm" The ugly girl was actually stopped by the question, unable to speak.
I thought to myself, you are too embarrassed to say this, so I said.
So I said realistically: "It's like this: I was surfing the Internet, and she was also surfing the Internet. She sat next to me, because I saw a joke on the Internet, and suddenly laughed, and then she looked at me with blank eyes, thinking I'm making fun of her. As for why she thinks I'm making fun of her? Ask her."
"Why do you think he is laughing at you?" the beautiful police officer surnamed Xie asked the ugly woman.
"Hmm" The ugly girl's face was sour, she was embarrassed to say it.
Before I knew it, I answered for her again: "Because she is watching pornography, so I think I am making fun of her watching pornography."
However, what is strange is that the beautiful female police officer surnamed Xie actually gave me a look: "You are such a hooligan!"
"Ah~~~" I couldn't help sighing, "She's too shy to watch it, but I can't even say it?"
"I asked her, who told you to tell me?"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up, I'll shut up."
The beautiful female police officer surnamed Xie gave me another look, and then asked the ugly woman, "Is what he said true?"
"Yeah." The ugly girl nodded shyly.
At this time, the pretty female police officer surnamed Xie sighed helplessly: "Ohare you ashamed? Are you ashamed? Just because of this, why did you call your aunt? Besides, even if someone laughed at you , you ignore him and it¡¯s over, is it necessary to call your aunt? Also, are you still ashamed to come to the Internet cafe to watch something like that?¡±
"Well watch it at home, lest my father find out."
This time, the beautiful female police officer surnamed Xie was so angry that she almost wanted to slap her: "Oh~~~ How can I say you? Did you read that kind of stuff? If you really want to, get a boyfriend .You're an adult anyway."
Depend on! Is there such a thing as educating your niece? How nice it would be if I had such an aunt?
After it's over, it's over. Finally, this unreasonable disturbance was calmed down.
Although the ugly girl had been called away by the pretty police officer surnamed Xie, I still changed the computer. After all, when I think of the scene just now, I feel sick.
After I changed my computer, I found that Boring and Lonely has gone offline. It seems that only see you tomorrow night?
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