If you can really meet that beautiful policewoman next time, it is really Yuelao who was shot in one eye by the god of love and turned into a one-eyed dragon, so he pulled the wrong red line¡ªbringing the thief and the police together together.
However, I would like to have a story with that beautiful policewoman. As for whether I can love her forever, I can't say, but if she wants, I can still spend a few nights with her passionately.
After the beautiful policewoman left, I also walked out of the alley, took the one hundred yuan she gave me, found a small restaurant, and had a hearty meal.
One hundred yuan is not much, but for me now, that is an astronomical figure. At least it can keep me from starving for a few days.
I had nothing to do in the afternoon, so I just wandered around the street all afternoon, and then at night, I went to an Internet cafe all night.
Actually, I don't want to go to the Internet cafe all night, because I want to go to the bathing center to find a girl to stay all night, but I don't have enough money, so I have to go to the Internet cafe all night.
At one o'clock at night, the boring loneliness flashed on my Q again.
Boring and lonely: Hehe, are you online again?
Valley Taoist: Yes. Waiting for you, because I know you show up at this time every night.
Boring Loneliness: Really? If you lie to me, you are a puppy!
Valley Taoist: Really. If I'm not kidding you, you're a puppy.
But I was thinking in my heart, if I didn't lie to you, how could I attract you? How could I get you without being so attractive to you? In fact, getting you is not the purpose, the purpose is to meet and sleep with you. Besides, if I had a place to sleep at night, I would have slept soundly, who would want to attract you? There are so many women in the world.
Boring and lonely: Hehe I just took a shower, and my hair is still wet. Hee, I didn't even wear a bath towel tonight.
Daoist of the valley: Oh~~~ Don't arouse my desires like this again, okay? Besides, I gave you a call, but you didn't call me, so now I'mon fire.
Boring and lonely: Heh, didn't I agree to call you on National Day. You can't stand it now, can you? Hee, if you really can't take it anymore, you can solve it yourself first.
Daoist of the Valley: From a medical point of view, the number of times to solve it by hand is easy to Yang Wei.
Boring loneliness: Ha~~~ Have you never solved it with your hands?
Daoist of the valley: Yes. In this regard, I am not a hypocritical man. Because I am a normal man. I'm not afraid to tell you frankly that my highest record for doing that is two hours, and it hasn't stopped, except for switching positions.
Boring loneliness: o(n_n)ohaha blow it up, you. My good sisters all say that¡¯s what men do. Before they do it, they say that they are very good.
Valley Taoist: Hey~~~ When the time comes, don¡¯t beg for mercy! Because a woman once begged me for mercy, saying, don't move, the skin is all scratched, I can't stand you, it's been so long
Boring and lonely: Heh~~~ Nothing else?
Daoist of the valley: It's over.
Boring loneliness: true or false?
Valley Taoist: Really. By the way, have you ever solved it yourself? hey~~~
Boring loneliness: None. laugh.
Daoist of the valley: I don't believe it.
Boring and lonely: don't believe it. But, I want to tell you that women are different from men.
Valley Taoist: What's the difference?
Open woman: When a woman wants, no man can't do it.
Valley Taoist: Fart!
Then, I found a picture of a woman's hand from the Internet and sent it to her.
Valley Taoist: Facts have proved that women can also reach the peak if they solve it with their hands.
Boring and lonely: o(n_n)ohahawhere did you find the picture?
Valley Taoist: Online. Heydoes it tickle you?
Boring loneliness: Hmm. laugh¡¡
Daoist of the valley: Ha~~~ Then what is your reaction now?
Boring and lonely: (*^__^*) Hee hee idiot, of course the place that should be wet is wet.
Daoist of the valley: Heythen why don't you hurry up and change your underwear.Boring loneliness: Idiot, didn't I tell you. I just got out of the shower and I'm not wearing anything, what can I change?
Daoist of the valley: Heythen where are your hands now?
Boring and lonely: Hee~~~ You are so stupid! Of course it is on the keyboard, otherwise how can I type for you?
Daoist of the valley: Ha, can you bear it? I'll give you five minutes now, go and solve it with your hands.
Boring loneliness: Heeno more. Didn't I tell you? No man, no way.
Valley Taoist: Then where are you? I'll go find you now.
Boring loneliness: no more. It's late, you should rest too, you have to go to work tomorrow.
Daoist of the valley: Then let me ask you another question. Are you a woman with strong desires?
Boring loneliness: (*^__^*) Hee hee I don't know if it counts? Anyway, comers are welcome, right?
Valley Taoist: Ha, isn¡¯t it? Are there no men in your unit? Why do you still have to endure it?
Boring loneliness: Hey, there are women everywhere on the street, so why do you just talk to me?
Daoist of the Valley: Hey, I don¡¯t know either, I just feel like I have something to say with you.
Boring loneliness: this is not right. I don't feel it, even if the other party is naked, I don't respond, hee hee If I have a feeling, an occasional glance is enough to make the other party want to die.
Daoist of the valley: It is true. By the way, I also want to ask you a question. Do you often see netizens?
Boring loneliness: no. My principle is rather lack than excess. Do you often see friends?
Daoist of the valley: Me neither.
Even if there is, I will not admit it.
Boring loneliness: Cut! I do not believe. You must have. You men are not good things.
Daoist of the valley: I really haven't. I admit that men are not good things, but don't drag me into it, okay?
Boring and lonely: ha~~~ Aren't you a man?
Valley Taoist: Cut! You are not a woman.
Boring and lonely: Ha You haven't seen me, how do you know I'm not a woman? Really.
Daoist of the valley: Then I will go see you right away.
Boring and lonely: Okay. I am waiting for you. laugh¡¡
Daoist of the valley: Good. Then just wait, I'll fly over right now. I have a pair of invisible wings.
Boring and lonely: (*^__^*) Hee heethen I'll wait for you. Hurry up. Also let me tell you a secret, hee hee, I don't like to sleep with my clothes on.
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