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I didn't know what was going on, but I only heard Wang Wei whisper two words in my ear: "Tiaozi!"
So I pulled up and followed him to the alley ahead.
There is no way, as the saying goes¡ªit¡¯s a guilty conscience.
Who made me a thief now? Of course I was scared when I met the note.
The glory of the past, those are just talking about things without a shadow, so it's better not to talk about it, lest people think I'm bragging.
However, when I was in Dongguan, I was a young, promising, and handsome executive in the production department. Picking up girls is accurate, it can be said to be hugging from left to right. To use a sentence from the north to describe it - that's pretty awesome.
But who knew that I came to Shenyang and realized that I was not a talent, at most a normal man.
In fact, people go to high places, who wants to be a thief? But when you have nowhere to go, when you only have that hair on your body, and when you have no job, you also have to find a way-temporarily get through the difficult period.
These methods are nothing more than cheating, stealing, begging, or prostitution.
To be honest, I want to show off more. How nice that is, a split of the thigh, a bag of rice. And I also enjoyed the process myself, what a beautiful thing.
But, even though I'm handsome, I don't know where to sell it? There is no way?
Therefore, then I have no choice but to follow Wang Wei. After all, he has done some research on the two subjects of stealing and pickpocketing.
Of course, he was not born to study these two subjects. He also just left home halfway. To put it bluntly, he was only doing it for a temporary livelihood.
Following Wang Wei, he ran wildly for a while, panting, turned several alleys, and finally was blocked by a policewoman under a street light.
It was about eleven o'clock at night. Because there are no more activities and noises outdoors. Only the night is quiet and the street lights are on. However, the street lamp is also drowsy, as if there is still a hint of desire.
Think about this time, what a wonderful time it is In the past, when I was in Dongguan, I was lying in a warm and comfortable bed with a certain beautiful girl, embracing each other like glue, lingering endlessly , do what the man and woman should do together, and after the temporary satisfaction of each other, they will sleep soundly Wow! It was such a wonderful moment!
As the saying goes, there are several cool autumns in life.
Who would have expected that it is eleven o'clock at night in Shenyang and I'm still on the run? He was actually blocked under a streetlight by a policewoman.
Of course, I also want to speak for that policewoman. On this big night, not only can she not go home to have sex with her husband, but she has to use up a lot of energy to catch us. She is really a good civil servant of the country! If I were the leader of the country, I would definitely promote her to be the chief of the police station, but unfortunately I am not, I am just a thief.
I don't know where she took a shortcut and got in front of us?
The policewoman was panting and looked at us both.
We both looked at her out of breath. The difference is that both of us were stunned and dumbfounded immediately.
But she stared at us like a hawk.
Generally under such circumstances, if she doesn't ask questions, we won't make any noise. As a man, you must be calm.
Our two sides looked at each other for about 0.08 seconds, and suddenly I found that this policewoman was so attractive, she was simply too beautiful-my eyes were already dependent on her face.
If I rely on my past experience, I can conclude that this beautiful policewoman is only in her twenties. If you continue to reason logically a busy policewoman like her should still be single? Of course, as for being a lady? I can't tell with the naked eye.?You have to experience it yourself. I don't know if she will?
After about 0.05 seconds, this beautiful policewoman finally asked us both: "What are you two running for?"
"Wellwell" Wang Wei stammered, as if he hadn't come up with a good reason yet.
"Speak!" Unexpectedly, she was quite fierce, with a bit of a tigress demeanor.
However, if I put her in my quilt, I will still make her docile and tender, almost dying.
However, I thought about it carefully, did we not commit a crime just now? Didn't you attack other people's pockets?
So I racked my brains and thought, and suddenly replied: "Do you really want to know the reason?"
"Nonsense! I think you two have mischievous eyebrows. If you ran away when you saw the police, you must have committed something! That's why I came after you."
tmd, it turned out that Wang Weituo had a guilty conscience, which caused me to run wildly with him for a while, exhausted a catty of sweat, and even provoked the police. This really didn't eat mutton, and it made me feel ashamed.
I suddenly pretended to be shy, looked at the beautiful policewoman, and pretended to be embarrassed: "Just now we went to the sauna, and we also found a woman who massaged me, so we thought"
"Then why did you find her?" The beautiful policewoman stared at me and asked.
"WellOf coursepress mo."
"Aside from pressing mo, did you do anything else?"
"Yes. But I'm ashamed to say."
"Why are you embarrassed to say it? Now that you have done it, you have to dare to admit it."
"Okay. Then I'll say it?" I pretended to be even more shy, "In addition to pressing mo, I also did that, and that, and"
"What is that? And what is that?" The beautiful policewoman continued to question.
Isn't it? Don't you understand? But it's not surprising, after all, she is a policewoman, so maybe she hasn't enjoyed these services?
However, if I really explain it completely, I'm afraid she will blush too?
In order to take care of her emotions, I just tactfully said: "It's related to physical services."
Just saying that, her cheeks began to flush.
Before she knew it, she lowered her voice: "Apart from these services, what else have you done?"
"These are only indirect services, and of course direct services are also done."
It seems that she is not stupid and understands the meaning of these words.
Just because she understood, she gave me an uneasy look: "Dirty! Social scum!"
As she spoke, she suddenly said seriously: "ID card!"
"Oh" I deliberately pretended to be stupid, and slowly took out my ID card.
Wang Wei then took out his ID card.
Inexplicably, after seeing Wang Wei's ID card, she handed it to him politely. And after she saw my ID card, she threw my ID card in my face angrily: "Smelly rascal! Social scum!"
Kao, I was stunned angrily, thinking to myself, what do you mean? What attitude?
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