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"Chicken leg, have you seen Tang Bohu ordered Qiuxiang?" Just after class, Yu Wei moved to Wang Xin's side.
"Your sister! Don't yell at you. Do you know my name? If you yell at me, I will get angry!" Wang Xin said in a bad tone.
"Oh, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles when you are angry!" Yu Wei suddenly changed his painting style and said in a strange tone.
It made Wang Xin angry and funny.
"Let me tell you, I saw a small bottle yesterday, it was very funny!" Yu Wei's words caught my attention instantly, and after putting down the pen in my hand, I also moved over.
"What kind of sketches are you talking about!" Wang Xin asked not very interested.
"There are a few lines in it, I can't help laughing." Yu Wei pondered for a while, and began to imitate the plot in the sketch: "
Patient: Doctor, I'm not feeling well, my whole body hurts.
Doctor: Where is the discomfort?
Patient: Since it was dark last night, after eating
Doctor: Is it dark at night?
Patient: Ah, that's when Tianma Feier Ma Feier is bright.
Doctor: That is evening.
Patient: Yesterday evening, my belly groaned and I couldn't stand the pain.
Doctor: Rumbling belly?
Patient: Right here (Yu Wei gently rubbed his belly).
Doctor: Stomach pain?
Patient: That's right! And my crooked knee, even the second rod, and the screw turn are all pains when I pull them up.
Doctor: Knee pain? Two shots in a row? Screw turn? What are these things?
Patient: Right here, here, here. (Yu Wei gestured next to each other: knee-knee-knee; even two bars-calf; screw crutch-ankle)
Doctor: Then, what other symptoms?
Patient: Wait for Hardu, do you have a mouth here?
Doctor: Do you know Master Mao from our hospital?
Patient: No, I said, do you have a mouth here, I want to play the javelin.
Doctor: What is a javelin?
Patient: A javelin is just a dick!
doctor:? ? ? ? ? ?
Patient: Doctor, I can't stand it anymore. Where is your mouth?
Doctor: Do you really know our Master Mao?
Patient: Oh, it¡¯s been a long time, it¡¯s been marked"
Yu Wei's lifelike performance won the applause of several of us, this child is really not simple! It is indeed unique for him to be able to play two roles with one person and manage them so well.
"Where did you read this? It's kind of funny!" Wang Xin asked with a smile.
Yu Wei smiled and didn't open his mouth, as if he was going to pretend to be deep, but maybe he felt that there were too many people looking forward to it, and he couldn't control himself, so he said slowly: "It's the sketch on the dark TV last night."
Bai Lei said with a smile: "Your baby is here again, so you can learn and use verbosity."
"That's right, his baby likes to play tricks and pretend to be deep. Sooner or later, he will be beaten up." Wang Xin said angrily.
"A chicken leg is a chicken leg, even speaking so hard." Yu Wei took the opportunity to sarcastically.
"Yu Xianwei is fierce, he has learned so much, he can be an actor." Liu Lei praised sincerely.
Seeing that everyone was chatting enthusiastically, I also took the opportunity to say: "Have you seen Zhou Xingchi's Tang Bohu order Qiuxiang? The lines in it are also very classic!"
"Oh? It turns out that Brother Tao has also studied this?" Yu Wei started to answer the conversation again.
"It seems that Viagra has also been studied a little bit?" I said with a smile.
"Damn! Don't call me Viagra! Or I'll be angry!" Yu Wei pretended to be angry.
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, you still can cure him!" Wang Xin said with a smile.
I just stared at Yu Wei without saying a word. After he was embarrassed by me, I quickly changed the topic: "I am also very familiar with the lines in Tang Bohu's point of Qiuxiang."
"Oh? A few words?" I raised my eyebrows.
"Yinyin is gorgeous, emerald, emerald, red and red are harmonious everywhere." Yu Wei blurted out one of the classic lines.
However, this is not a problem for me, and I am familiar with the lines, so I said confidently: "Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year after year, night and day."
"Yo, yes, can you come here?" Yu Wei stared at me with his unique heroic eyes, as if he recognized my strength at the moment.
"Ren Tao, do you usually go back to watch TV?" Yu Wei seemed?I want to find his shadow in me to prove that the programs he watches every day are really suitable for everyone.
"Look, I'm watching everything, Dragon Ball, Journey to the West, I'm watching them all." I deliberately talked about other aspects, so as not to let this guy have the slightest sense of accomplishment.
Sure enough, my answer attracted responses from several other people, especially Journey to the West, which should be regarded as a drama that everyone has watched repeatedly, but the sketch that Yu Wei wanted to bring in seems to have been put on hold
However, Yu Wei is not such a person who easily admits defeat. He raised his fist, as if he was about to explode?
"Have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?"
"With a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will come to meet you?" I said casually. This guy actually jumped directly to the lines in Kung Fu. Fortunately, I paid a dollar to rent this new movie a few days ago, otherwise I would be really stumped!
Looking at other people, it seems that they haven't seen this movie yet, so they are a little confused.
"Damn it! You've seen it all, it's a movie that just came out! Stephen Chow's new movie!" Yu Wei said in shock.
I seem to enjoy this kind of gaze more, and I don't know where my confidence comes from, I feel like I am more powerful than others. Little did I know that Yu Wei had seen it before me! Really, this character needs to be changed!
"What movie are you talking about? Is it good?" Wang Xin was more interested in the lines and asked us with a little expectation.
"You haven't seen this yet? Then you are too behind! Let me tell you, this is Stephen Chow's latest movie! Kung Fu! There are too many classics in it!" After Yu Wei finished speaking, after thinking for a while, it seemed that I remembered what I was going to say: "Do you remember a palm technique that fell from the sky?"
Wang Xin looked at me as if asking for help, wanting me to suppress Yu Wei's arrogance again.
I replied casually: "Little friend, I am surprised to see your bones. I will sell you this Sunflower Book for ten yuan!"
Upon hearing this, Yu Wei closed his mouth as if deflated, and stopped being arrogant.
Bai Lei also seemed to be interested, and asked, "Are there any classics in it?"
Yu Wei glanced at me, saw that I smiled and said nothing, and then said with peace of mind: "Charter, why is there no water all of a sudden?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Wei immediately changed his voice to a female character and said, "What's the noise? No money for the water bill?"
This really impressed most of the people present. The instantaneous switching of these two roles, the choice of tone, and the gestures of eye gestures are all in place, which makes you have to admire his charisma!
Since Yu Wei wants to express himself, let's not interrupt, leave enough space for the other party to play, and it's good to be a silent audience. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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