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I was dumbfounded for a moment, why do I feel that the black beans were bitten by the old watch? Is it so amazing? It can also melt in your mouth!
"Old cousin, what's the matter? Why do I feel that the beans have melted?" I asked.
"Bah, bah, bah! What kind of beans, this is not a bean." Just as the old cousin continued, the laughter next to us interrupted us.
"Hahaha, ouch, you're so stupid." "Hahaha, you're going to laugh at me to death." After watching the scenery turn around, the aunt and my mother couldn't help laughing one after another.
"Where is this Doudou? It's sheep's shit," the aunt said while wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"You guys can't recognize sheep shit, you're still screaming, and you still have a few bags." My mother couldn't help laughing and said: "You can't smell sheep shit, it's so big urine smell"
"Sheep shit! My cousin told me about the black beans! He also said it was very valuable, more expensive than soybeans, and told me to pick it up," I said aggrievedly. While talking, he took out the sheep feces in his pocket. Don't tell me, I don't know. Once I said it, I realized that the whole clothes and hands were full of that smell, the smell of urine! !
"Is sheep feces poisonous?" The old cousin stared at the aunt resentfully and said.
I suddenly remembered that the old cousin just tasted a black bean in front of me in order to prove to me that the middle is white. The feeling of biting off sheep feces in one bite, hehe, this picture is too beautiful to imagine.
"Why are you asking this, it shouldn't be poisonous, so you touched it on your hand, went back and washed your hands, changed your clothes, and just sprinkled it, it's not that serious." The aunt explained. However, she didn't seem to understand what the old cousin meant. When I saw my cousin's anxious expression, I couldn't help laughing. He probably was embarrassed to say it.
Sure enough, the old cousin still didn't say why. Just as he was about to go down the mountain, the old cousin asked again: "If I accidentally swallow sheep feces, will I be poisoned?"
"Who would be so bored to swallow this thing, I really haven't heard of it." The aunt still didn't respond. Suddenly, the aunt who was walking in front showed a kind of maroon color from her neck to her face, she turned her head slowly, and said to the old cousin in doubt: "You don't really treat it as a bean and swallow one, do you? "
"I thought it was a bean at the time, so I took a bite, and then melted, I spit it out quickly, but a drop of water was swallowed, just a drop "The old cousin's voice became smaller and smaller.
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Silence, my aunt and my mother are silent, not saying a word. Just when I wanted to say something to adjust the atmosphere.
"Hahahahahaha, ahhahahahaha" came from the mouths of my mother and aunt.
"It's not poisonous, hahaha, it's not poisonous, butit's very smelly" The aunt laughed so hard that she almost lost her temper.
"The smell of urine is very strong. It depends on how you eat tonight. The whole mouth is full of urine smell, and everything you eat tastes like this," my mother added in real time.
The old cousin had a dark face and ran down the mountain quickly without saying a word, not waiting for us at all.
"Zhang Jun, run slowly, you may stumble." The aunt finally stopped laughing, and quickened her pace to catch up with the old cousin who was running ahead.
I followed behind, quietly wiping my hands with my clothes. After wiping it for a while, I took my palm to my nose, smelled it, I'll go, I can't wipe it off! Now, I understand Lao Biao's heart that is about to collapse.
After walking down the hillside, I found a small pond, grabbed a handful of mud, mixed it with my hands vigorously, and then washed it off with water. This time, the taste in my hand is even more strange! The faint smell of urine is paired with the smell of silt, mixed with the smell of expired rainwater. Washing failed! I'd better go back honestly and find soap to wash. At this time, my heart is broken.
Finally, when I got home, I wanted to see how my old watch was doing, but I searched around and found no one.
"Ren Tao, have you seen your old cousin?" asked the aunt who had searched for the inner room.
"No, I've looked everywhere, and there's no one there." As my words ended, Dad, the eldest uncle, became nervous. After some inquiries, everyone began to look for the old cousin.
I searched the entire inner and outer rooms, but couldn't find the old cousin.
"Did you see him come back?" At this moment, the aunt realized the seriousness of the matter and asked the eldest son-in-law.
"No, we sat inside, and we didn't see anyone coming back. Didn't Zhang Jun go up the mountain with you? Why didn't you come back together?" The uncle said as he walked out. I felt that the old watch hadn't come back yet, so I also ran outside. In the end, I was grabbed by my mother.
"What are you running around, here are you?If you are not familiar, you can look for it in the house, don¡¯t run out, and if you get lost later, where can I find you?¡± Mom said earnestly.
?I was right when I thought about it. After all, it was my first time here. What if I get lost if no one finds me later? So I found a stool in the courtyard and sat down, waiting for my cousin to appear.
They searched the inner and outer rooms, and everyone went outside again. I am sitting here, and if the old cousin comes back, I will be the first to find it.
Five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, there was still no sign of the old cousin, and the people who went out to search came back one after another, all with expressions of urgency, but they did not bring back good news.
As time went by, I became more and more flustered and worried about my cousin. The aunt and the eldest son-in-law also came back, and they also returned empty-handed. Everyone was very anxious, seeing that the eldest son-in-law and the eldest son-in-law were about to quarrel about the old cousin.
"Touch!" The half door on the right side of the wall was instantly closed. "Hahaha, I didn't expect that! I'm hiding here!" Behind the door, the old cousin said proudly. "Look at you still laugh at me, scare you"
"Why are you hiding here without talking!" The aunt hurried over and hugged the old cousin.
At this time, I may be the only one who noticed that the drooping hands of the elder uncle slowly straightened, opened, and then clenched into fists in an instant. The meridians on the fists protruded, and then let go.
"Crack! Crack! Crack!" Three sounds sounded in succession, and the aunt slapped the old cousin's butt three times with one hand. "Seeing that you are disobedient and that you are still running around, do you know that many people are worried about you! Do you want to scare us to death! What if you really run away?"
I originally thought that my aunt hit her old cousin to vent her anger, but now that I think about it, I can't help admiring it! Although she beat very loudly, she must have used ingenuity, for example, her palms were slightly clasped into a clamshell shape, so that the beating was loud but not very painful.
And it must be painful to hit so loudly! Cousin must know how to repent! The other people who helped to find them couldn't bear to say anything more. Even the eldest son-in-law will definitely not hit the old cousin again.
If it is replaced by the eldest son-in-law, the old cousin will have to suffer. So, it's still the aunt who understands the eldest son-in-law. She came to call, not only gave everyone an explanation, but also allowed the old cousin to remember, and also made the old cousin less suffering from flesh and blood, killing three birds with one stone! admire! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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