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"Hello, I'm Lawyer Guan Xiao"
Guan Xiao was slapped black-eyed by the client for free consultation last time, and experienced another life-threatening case caused by a public welfare case. She finally decided to charge a fee.
"Now is the era of paying for knowledge. Therefore, if you want to consult, please pay 300 yuan an hour, the minimum fee standard, and give discounts to people who have legal problems and are seeking help."
Unexpectedly, even though the joke hadn't finished, when she took out the sign that Yuchi Leirou had drawn for her, passers-by dispersed one after another.
"300 yuan an hour is equivalent to only 5 yuan a minute. What a bargain, now 5 yuan can buy things, not much, knowledge is power, 5 yuan can buy power, do you think it is worth it?"
"Virtual items cost 5 yuan a minute? Why don't you engage in pyramid schemes?"
"The lawyer's money is so easy to earn. I sell roasted sweet potatoes, and it only costs a few dozen yuan a day. According to her, it costs 5 yuan a minute? If you don't work for half an hour a day, you can close the stall and go home."
Next to Guan Xiao, small vendors passed by from time to time, and the "big horn" was still ringing.
"I'm lawyer Guan Xiao from Keqiao Law Firm. I hope everyone will pass by and don't miss it. I still have an auxiliary role in solving the case a few days ago. My character is absolutely nothing to say."
"Is this a lawyer? Or a liar? Shame on you?"
"That's right, it's the first time I've seen such a person when I talk about my character."
Thanks to Guan Xiao's tireless efforts, an old man finally came to consult.
"Excuse me, what legal issues do you want to consult?"
"What?"
"Oh, sir, are you hard of hearing? That's the same as my grandma, so I'll yell louder. Excuse me, do you have any legal issues and want to consult?"
"Keep down, I can hear you."
"Oh, sir, are you deaf?"
"What?"
"Why."
Guan Xiao shook his head slightly. When he didn't know how to communicate with the old man, the other party suddenly started talking to himself, describing the case he encountered.
"My son, who wanted to get married, kicked me out. I didn't agree, so he abused me and fed me a lot of food every day."
"Is it going to kill you? It seems that the same modus operandi has appeared again. Could it be that the perverted man who was pestering his ex-girlfriend last time also has accomplices?"
"Look at these photos, all the meals my son cooked for me, I don't like any of them."
"Broccoli, celery, leekthe nutritional combination is very good, but the meat is a little less. At your age, you need to add more protein."
And the old man didn't seem to communicate with Guan Xiao at all, and continued to mutter, as if immersed in his own world.
"This, that, or these dishes, all prevent me from having children. My wife passed away early, and I was the only son who missed my house. I tried to find a new wife, but my son stopped me. If you still feed me these infertile foods, I will sue him."
"Master, how old are you this year?"
"I'm still young, 92."
"You still want children at 92? Then, at what age do you want to find a new wife?"
"She is a young lady, 108."
Facing these problems, the old man seems to be selectively deaf, and can talk to Guan Xiao normally.
"108? Can I still give birth to you? Let's not talk about whether it is possible, but your son did not violate the corresponding law. He did not stop you with violence, but chose a gentle way, and the filing court refused to accept it" ( Remember the URL of this website: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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