?One hundred and thirty-eight, January 1, 2020 (2)
People, once you worry about something, you will lose your appetite.
Liu Diandian really wanted to take the first step in wechat business, but she didn't know how to speak.
"Then I won't be polite." Liu Banban couldn't wait for it. While carefully reading the price list, he looked up at the waiter and asked, "Are there any noodles suitable for children? My eldest son's birthday is today, and I want to cook him some noodles." A bowl of noodles."
"Hey, this is the little birthday star, wait a moment, I'll ask the kitchen." The waiter was very enthusiastic.
While the waiter was asking about the availability of the kitchen, Liu Banban looked at the menu again and made a choice in his mind.
The waiter came over and said cordially: "Little Shouxing celebrates his birthday, our restaurant will cook a bowl of longevity noodles for him free of charge, and add two eggs."
"Thank you then." Liu Diandian instantly became refreshed.
The power of the word "free" is indeed infinite.
Liu Banban glanced at Liu Diandian, bowed his head and secretly smiled. He wanted to laugh, but he glanced at the waiter's waiting expression and swallowed the ridicule. He opened the menu solemnly, pointed to the pictures inside, and said, "I want this this this and this soup. Please serve quickly. Thank you."
Seeing that Liu Banban is such a gentleman, Liu Diandian lowered his head and secretly smiled. Seeing the waiter walking away, he couldn't help laughing: "Just keep pretending."
"What am I pretending to be? It's really inexplicable." Liu Banban asked knowingly, and when he raised his eyes, he saw it. Liu Dian looked at his eyes, and surrendered, "Okay, okay, I'm pretending. Really, I can't see my husband as a gentleman. I The more gentleman you are, the more noble and elegant you are. Do you understand?"
Liu Diandian shouted indifferently: "What do I want to be noble and elegant? I am a yellow-faced woman who brings two children every day and is bullied by them. What do I want to be noble and elegant? Can I eat?" "
Facing Liu Diandian's instant vulgarity, Liu Banban looked embarrassed and helpless.
"Don't show such an expression, if I am noble and elegant, I will marry you. Hmph."
"Okay, okay, I can't beat you, I can't beat you, I surrender, I surrender." Liu Banban clasped his hands together and begged for mercy.
"Nobility and elegance require capital, do you understand? In our current economic situation, we only care about food and clothing." Liu Diandian finally spoke his mind.
Seeing Liu Diandian's expression, Liu Banban guessed it in an instant, took a deep breath, and said, "Don't you just want my private money? Okay, okay, I will give you everything when I go back, but I have to declare in advance that I will give you all the private money. There is no way to buy you gifts on major festivals."
"Stingy ghost." Liu Diandian still smiled happily, "Not too much, give me 80% of the private money your mother gave you."
After Liu Diandian finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to make a horoscope, and did not forget to wink at Liu Banban.
"All right, I'll give you 80%, and the remaining 20% ??will be used to buy you gifts during holidays. Hurry up and put away your winking eyes, it's so ugly." Liu Banban curled her lips in disgust.
Liu Diandian put away her winking eyes obediently, and smiled evilly.
"Mummy. Did you get sand in your eyes?" Liu Butu, who sat opposite and side by side with Liu Banban, raised his head and asked.
"Hahahaha." Liu Banban was amused by Liu Butu's words, and when he was about to say something to increase the atmosphere of ridicule, he saw Liu Diandian's triangular eyes, and was so frightened that he immediately put away his smile, changed his words solemnly, and criticized: "Stinky!" Boy, today is mother's day, how can you laugh at your mommy?"
Liu Butu blinked his big eyes innocently, shook his head from side to side, looked at the two adults, and asked, "Isn't today my birthday? Dad, as you said, today is my birthday, and you want to treat me to a big meal. "
"You two, father and son, have already discussed it. Have a big meal today, right? Okay, you think I am transparent now!" Liu Diandian not only has triangular eyes on her face, but also a trace of grievance, holding Liu En in one hand Boy, with one hand on his waist.
The eyes were on the faces of the father and son, switching back and forth.
Liu Banban immediately rolled his eyes and explained with a smile: "That's not because we want to give you a surprise. After all, you are the protagonist today."
Liu Banban observed Liu Diandian's expression while talking. Seeing her brows loosen, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: This brat, I can't tell him these things in the future. I don't know how to die. Fortunately, I was very witty just now, otherwise, it would be very ugly if Mr. Diandian made a scene in the restaurant.
"That's about the same. It's a very painful thing for a woman to give birth to a child. See, when I gave birth to the big devil, I bled profusely. When I gave birth to the little devilThen I will be stabbed. Hey Being a woman is really not easy. "
"Yes, yes, my wife has worked hard." Liu Banban nodded frequently.
As the voice fell to the ground, the dishes came up one after another.
"We haven't had such a hearty lunch for a long time. Come on, my wife, please eat more." Liu Banban graciously helped Liu order some food, and seeing that it was inconvenient for her to hold Liu Enzai, she volunteered, "Here is the big devil, let me Let me hug the little devil."
"No. It's still you serving the big devil's meal, and I will eat slowly while repaying my favor." Liu Diandian said, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and sent a mouthful of beef into his mouth.
In this way, Liu Banban's wishful thinking was shattered.
Liu Banban thought, holding Liu Enzai could still eat something. Serving the Great Demon Kingthere are leftovers left on the table. Liu Banban did not want to see such a result.
There is no way, let's serve him, who made him a birthday star.
"Butu, come, Dad will feed you." Liu Banban took a mouthful of noodles, let it cool down, and fed it to Liu Butu.
In the process of feeding Liu Butu and eating noodles, Liu Banban accidentally saw Liu Diandian eating surprisingly.
I couldn't help but put down the bowl, quickly picked up the chopsticks, picked up the last piece of beef on the plate, and put it in my mouth.
Seeing Liu Banban like this, Liu Diandian was surprised and said: "You are so nervous, why are you in such a hurry? I won't fight you."
Liu Banban looked embarrassed, swallowed the beef, and explained: "I I'm not worried that you will snatch it from me, I'm worried that you won't even leave me the last piece. Ha ha."
Liu Diandian gave Liu Banban a look of contempt, sighed, and said, "Oh, it seems that this is how my wife is in your heart."
"No, that's not the case. Don't think too much about it." After Liu Banban explained embarrassingly, he added in his heart: It's not the fault.
Liu Diandian explained calmly while eating the delicious food: "If I want to eat the last piece, it's your turn to do it. The last piece is for you. Don't worry, you take good care of your big devil. There will be a little bit of food left on the plate for you to eat.¡± (Remember this site website: www.hlnovel.com