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Chapter 132

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    ?One hundred and thirty-two, December 28, 2019

    Liu Banban followed Liu Diandian's instructions, looked at the strips on the plate, thought of a more appropriate answer, and said pleasantly, "I know, I know, it's cucumbers."

    Liu Diandian patted Liu Banban on the head angrily, and shouted: "Are you colorblind? Cucumbers are green, how can they be yellow? Let me tell you very seriously, this is a pineapple, a pineapple, a radish  "

    "Hahahahaforget it. Don't tease you, look at you! You look so cute when you are angry." After Liu Banban finished speaking, he muttered, "Aren't cucumbers thin and long? Since they are called cucumbers, they should be yellow.  Huh?! The person who named it is really irresponsible, the green one is also called cucumber? It should be called green melon. Sigh no wonder I would admit my mistake."

    "Hahahaha" Liu Diandian was amused by Liu Banban. In order to convince Liu Banban, she took out her mobile phone to open the search engine, entered the word cucumber, and clicked to search. The pictures of cucumbers filled the phone screen. Liu Diandian was satisfied  Turning the phone screen in front of Liu Banban, he shouted triumphantly: "Hey, I will convince you, widen your eyes, look carefully, this is cucumber, if you don't believe me, I will take you to the supermarket,  Take a good look."

    "No, no, no, there is no need to go to the supermarket. Hehe. I know, I know!" Liu Banban has self-knowledge.

    "Go, leeks, scallions, garlic sprouts, people who are stupid and don't know the difference still want to fight with me, there is no way." Liu put away his mobile phone with a bit of stinky fart, raised his head, stretched out two fingers, and started  Eat a pocket version of a pineapple.

    "Is it delicious?" Liu Banban blinked her eyes, staring at Liu Diandian eating pineapple, her expression was a little yellow.

    "It took so long to peel it off. If it doesn't taste good, I'll eat it anyway. How can I be worthy of the fruits of my labor?! Hmph!" Liu Diandian chewed the pineapple in his mouth resentfully.

    Liu Banban smiled wryly, not intending to continue teasing Liu Diandian, and asked: "By the way, do you still remember that embarrassing incident of mine?! If you didn't remind me, I would have forgotten it. That was a profound lesson, so I ran back and forth  Six times."

    "Which one?" Liu Diandian turned her head curiously, looked at Liu Banban stretched out the number "six", and asked.

    "I forgot what I just said, I think you have amnesia." Liu Banban rolled his eyes.

    Liu Diandian glared at Liu Banban angrily, and gnawed on her long pineapple instead of continuing to talk to her.

    Seeing no response from Liu, I had to say for fun: "It's just leeks, green onions, and garlic sprouts. I'm so stupid that I can't tell the difference!"

    Liu Diandian swallowed the last bite of pineapple, and told him with a determined look: "I remember, of course I remember. At that time, we still rented a house to live in. At that time, I was cooking with the cooking software on my mobile phone, and the garlic sprouts happened to be missing.  .You volunteered to go down to buy garlic sprouts. At that time, I was completely moved by your volunteering.¡±

    "Why, is it different in my memory?" Liu Banban felt strange, looked at Liu Diandian and asked back.

    "What's the difference? I remember it clearly!" Liu Diandian firmly believed that her memory had no way out.

    Seeing Liu Diandian's seriousness, Liu Banban lost all confidence, and said ambiguously: "I seem to remember that I didn't volunteer, but was forced by you to buy garlic seedlings."

    Liu Banban quickly lowered his head after speaking, he was afraid of seeing Liu Diandian's triangular eyes.

    Liu Diandian pouted his mouth, thought about it carefully, and finally insisted on his own memory to be correct and said: "You just volunteered."

    Liu Banban looked up and nodded with a smile, and agreed: "Yes, yes, maybe my memory is really wrong."

    ?After finishing speaking, I retorted in my heart: I am sure and sure plus a certainty, you forced me to go down to buy garlic sprouts, forget it, forget it, I don¡¯t care about you, anyway, I can¡¯t say no to you, I can¡¯t beat you either.  Volunteer, just volunteer, and you won¡¯t lose a piece of meat. It¡¯s all a thing of the past, so what¡¯s the point?  A man who suffers is a blessing.

    "I remember it very clearly at the time." Liu Diandian emphasized, "I saw that you went down to buy Suanmen, so I put the prepared dishes into the pot first. I didn't expect you to be so disappointing. The first time you brought back leeks  , I said it was wrong, so you went down again. On the second trip, you bought green onions. I shook my head in embarrassment when I saw it, and told you that it was wrong. You went down again. This time you bought the right one  Yes. You finally bought back the garlic sprouts, but unfortunately, the dishes from the previous dynasty were also spoiled, so you bought garlic sprouts, but they were useless. You also lost a pot of vegetables."

    "Hahahaha" The memory in Liu Banban's mind seemed to float in front of him, and he was amused by the scene at that time.

    "Why are you smiling so wickedly?"

    ???I am laughing out loud, how can I laugh so wickedly?  !  "Liu Banban was extremely wronged.

    "Again, what are you laughing at?"

    "I laughed at you when you wanted to fry a plate of fried pork for me, but in the end you fried a plate of black charcoal for me. When a plate of black meat was placed in front of me, my eyes were straightened, afraid that you would be angry.  Bite the bullet and eat it, don't mention how pitiful and wronged I was at the time. Thinking about it now, it sounds ridiculous."

    "But I remember that you also ate with relish and ate the whole plate. Hahahaha, it's really funny when I think about it now. At that time, I was really touched by you. Looking back now, it's really ridiculous. You actually ate it  A plate of black charcoal, hahahaha"

    Hearing Liu Diandian's laughter, Liu Banban couldn't laugh anymore.

    Indeed, at that time he ate a plate of black charcoal.  I thought it was ridiculous, but others said it was not ridiculous, as if I was laughing at him for being stupid.

    At that time, in order to get Liu Diandian, I did a lot of stupid things, and this is just one of them.

    Liu Diandian saw that Liu Banban's face had sunk, and stopped laughing.

    "I'm hungry, do you have food?" Liu Banban just remembered that he just got off work and needed dinner.

    "Oh, I thought you ate it on the way, so the three of us, mother and son, ate all the dinner. We ate very simple, just a plate of green vegetables, a bowl of pork ribs stewed with soybean soup, and extra rice."

    "There are meat and vegetables, and the food is not bad. I thought you would save some for me, so I didn't go for dinner. Since I didn't save it, I'll order takeaway. It's a supper. Do you want it?  Order one for you?" Liu Banban looked at Liu Diandian and asked.

    As soon as Liu Banban finished speaking, Liu Butu from the room floated out.

    "No, didn't you fall asleep?" Liu Diandian looked surprised.

    Liu Butu rubbed his eyes, ignoring Liu Diandian's surprise at him, but walked up to Liu Banban and said clearly: "I want to eat French fries, hamburger, and Coke, is that okay?" (Remember the website URL:  www.hlnovel.com
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