Zhou Tao's intelligence is zero. In other words, a pig, an ant, or even a bacterium is smarter than him. This guy is no different from a vegetable who can run.
? While running, he became incontinent once in a while, and he didn't know where the excrement and urine came from. Zhou Tao excreted at least dozens of catties of feces along the way.
? Zhou Tao's little friend has lost his sanity, he only knows to stay away from that devil named Hao Yi, whether you are a red light or a street light, we will crush you all the way.
"Boom!"
Zhou Tao ran straight into a large dump truck, and was knocked five meters away in an instant.
"Oh my god! I killed someone!" The pedestrians on both sides were in a mess.
Fortunately, the driver is a good man, not only did not escape, but even ran out of the car to rescue him, although~ it was not his fault.
"Hello! 120! Traffic lights in the middle of the pedestrian street, hurry up!"
Zhou Tao's super male god system seemed to be dead, and it took him half a minute to refresh the halo on his head.
[Severe concussion halo (superimposed version): Intelligence drops by 50. (Note: This is a new halo formed due to the strengthening of the mentally handicapped halo due to the heavy head injury of the host)]
Zhou Tao's proud agility and strength instantly cleared.
"Big brother, big brother, you must hold on! 120 is coming soon!" The driver brother saw that the face of the person who was knocked into the air was covered in blood and was still twitching, and his heart suddenly became cold.
? If you are knocked five meters away, can you still have a good life? If you don't die, you will be seriously injured. What it means to kill someone means that he will spend the rest of his life in prison.
"Hmm" Zhou Tao opened his eyes and looked at this strange world in a daze, and let out a newborn cry.
This wretched guy really has a powerful aura of pig feet, hitting a car not only does not kill him but also makes him cute~
The 2 points of defense and 12 points of physical strength are no joke. This shows that Zhou Tao is born strong, with rough skin and thick flesh, and he is especially forbidden to beat him.
"It's a good thing I didn't die~"
"What's going on? Why are you acting like the idiot in my neighbor's house~"
"Could it be reborn by some fool"
?Everyone was pointing and discussing.
There was the sound of an ambulance, and a group of white-clothed angels jumped out of the ambulance, holding a bottle and carrying a stretcher, and rushed over at a trot.
"The injury is serious and must be operated immediately." A head nurse frowned slightly, and wanted to bandage Zhou Tao to stop the bleeding first.
"Ma~mama~feeding milk" Zhou Tao smirked cutely, grabbed the two hemispherical "weapons" on the head nurse's chest with his hands, and started sucking with his mouth.
"Ah!" The head nurse fell to the ground, and this was the first time she had encountered such a patient after practicing medicine for more than 40 years.
"Fuck, I'm so daring~"
"The injury has become like this, but the nature will not change.
"Bit him!"
Several male doctors also wondered why they said such things, but they couldn't control that much anymore, they rolled up their arms and sleeves one after another, rushed forward, punched and kicked.
This is a serious violation of medical ethics. Generally speaking, no matter how the patient behaves, the doctor will not do it, but with the halo of ridicule, everything has become a reality.
It's also due to Zhou Tao's "taunting halo" that it took effect, and a first aid turned into a gang fight.
"Woo~ woo~ stop hitting," Zhou Tao cried, "Ma Ma~"
Sorry, Mama won't help you. Affected by the halo of ridicule, the head nurse was also filled with righteous indignation and kept cheering on the sidelines.
Unexpectedly, this cry of being cute and pretending to be tender is even more obscene, and the halo of ridicule is fully on. The broad masses of the people who were hesitant at the side were also inexplicably upset. Ghosts and wolves howling, feces and urine came out.
All the people participated in the war and brutally tortured Zhou Tao.
Deservingly, this guy has zero agility, can't hit and run, can't run and run, what are you waiting for if you don't get tortured to death?
It is also Zhou Tao's life that should not die. At a critical juncture, our little hero Hao Yi has arrived!
"Hey! Hey! Stop beating, stop beating!" Hao Yi shouted, dragging an old man who was still holding up a brick and clapping his hands like crazy.
"Why!" Someone said angrily, "This kind of apprentice really deserves to die."
"Okay." Hao Yi said: "This man is my younger brother, congenitally retarded, what are you fussing about with a fool."
"Huh?" People stopped their hands one after another, and then they felt a little baffled, as if they were out of control just now, they actually beat up a fool.
"Okay, two idiots??, go home for dinner. "Hao Yi patted Zhou Tao's bloody gourd-like head.
He wasn't worried about Zhou Tao. If a guy possessed by the system was beaten to death, it would be unreasonable.
I found a taxi and took Zhou Tao, who was still crying, back to the hotel. Haoyi communicated with the system and spent ten good and evil points to heal Zhou Tao's injury, but the halo of severe concussion was bound to the superimposition of mentally handicapped halo, and it would not be able to get rid of it for a while, but the time limit became one day.
Because he was afraid that Zhou Tao would climb out again and make a fool of himself, Haoyi gave him sleeping pills irresistibly, and even ignored Zhou Tao's cries, tied him tightly with a dog chain.
Zhou Tao was afraid that Haoyi was afraid to the bone, and he kept crying and crying in a coma. Haoyi was so worried that there was nothing he could do. Finally, under the prompt of the system, he used a pacifier to stop the guy from crying.
This is how I spent the day
After 24 hours, the three big halos on Zhou Tao's head, oh no, the four halos disappeared. He broke free from the chain and ran out the door without saying a word.
Although he was muddled and stupid last night, but the memory is still there. Thinking back on how miserable he was, Zhou Tao even wanted to die.
well! But it's worth it, the head nurse is really charming~
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Garden Internet Cafe.
"Boom!"
Zhou Tao pushed open the door and walked in. Under the surprised eyes of the network manager brother, he threw a picture of Grandpa Mao on his face: "Come to a private room!"
Half a minute later, Zhou Tao turned on the computer, looked around to make sure there was no one around, and locked the door behind him.
Zhou Tao opened the browser, entered a URL, and the page popped up quickly, a very ordinary Taobao store.
After clicking a very inconspicuous link in the corner of the page, and entering a large string of characters, the screen suddenly went black, and a page in English appeared in front of Zhou Tao.
Skillfully switched the text to Chinese, clicked on the task bar, and posted a task:
"Assassinate a boy named Hao Yi in Room 217 of Longxiang Hotel in Nancheng, China. Remuneration: 500 million U.S. dollars."
This website is an international underground mission blacknet, and Zhou Tao only found it based on a systematic search. The missions here are extremely dark and bloody, including assassination, stalking, poisoning, and sniping. The highest-level mission is to assassinate the President of the United States. Jin even reached 100 billion US dollars, and I don't know which terrorist organization is so frenzied.
As for Zhou Tao, he originally released a mission to find a girl, but no one liked him at all, so he didn't expect it to come in handy today.
Zhou Tao is also going all out, isn't it just 500 million US dollars? Brother is not short of money
Fortunately, Zhou Tao "inadvertently" disclosed his bank account when he was a Justice Flying Man, and he was indeed met with crazy donations from countless flying fans. It is estimated that the account has already exceeded 500 million U.S. dollars.
At the same time Zhou Tao released the task, a warning came from the system:
"Drip! The host wants to use other means to kill the host Hao Yi. The crime is heinous and heinous. The charm value is permanently reduced by 10,000 points."
"If the host wants to cancel the punishment, he needs to cancel the assassination mission and obtain Haoyi's forgiveness."
"Nani!" Zhou Tao was astonished, you are kidding me, who is the host, the master of the system, please figure it out, okay? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com