"Yes!" Two small light bulbs appeared on Zhou Tao's forehead, and he said with a sinister smile, "Go, go out, collect monsters and hoard gold, and grab some wallets and girls by the way~"
"Crack~" Zhou Tao pushed open the door and rushed out angrily.
At this time, the sky has already seen light, and the gray sky reveals an inexplicable depression. I don't know when it will start, and the weather is getting cooler day by day.
Our male god Zhou Tao doesn't care about these things, his body is strengthened and strong like a big bull, he just needs to wear flowery pants to stand up. (Heihuang: Wang! How dare you imitate me!")
A group of old men passed by the door while doing aerobics.
"Catch! I drove this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, stay and buy money! You can't say a word, come and see!" Zhou Tao stretched his arms and kicked his legs: "I It's one punch, one punch, no matter what you bunch of scumbags, can you also walk through the door of this male god~"
"Hehe, isn't this Xiaotao? You're good, kid. When did you stop studying and start storytelling?" An old man obviously knew Zhou Tao and asked with a smile.
"That, that, Mr. Li, it's none of your business, you go away first~" Zhou Tao said awkwardly.
This old man Li is Zhou Tao's elementary school class teacher, and he helped Zhou Tao a lot at that meeting, and Zhou Tao still respects him from the bottom of his heart.
However, this guy's embarrassed expression, coupled with his wretched demeanor, is really disgusting.
"Ouch~" An old man may have eaten breakfast in a hurry, and for no reason, his stomach was overwhelmed, and a mouthful of filth spewed out.
"Hey," Zhou Tao raised his sword eyebrows, his eyes widened, "Old guy, you dare to vomit when you see this male god!"
"Eat my kick!" Zhou Tao jumped up high, and kicked out, the old man flew upside down immediately, and breathed out with a groan.
"You, do you know what you are doing!" Teacher Li was shocked and angry, "It is against the law to hit someone casually."
"Wow! Then you go with him too!" Zhou Tao punched his left and kicked his legs, swinging his fists, whirring and hanging, one hit ten. Compared with Zhou Tao, those kung fu superstars are all weak. .
?No way, in order to earn more good and evil points, I can only bully you, so just bear with me~
Zhou Tao threw his bow left and right, punching the fierce tiger in Nanshan and kicking the black dragon in Beihai.
With his physique, he is simply a humanoid tyrannosaur.
"You, you, you" Mr. Li's lips trembled, he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Nani!" Zhou Tao asked: "System! Isn't this considered evil! What about my reward!"
"Host, these people's physique is too weak, even if they are all killed, there will be no reward."
"No, you have to squeeze out some oil and water!" Zhou Tao roared, "Kneel down!"
A group of old men who were old enough to be Zhou Tao's grandfather were crying and kneeling in a row in a row of humiliation.
Zhou Tao tossed about for half an hour, stacking arhats, learning how to bark a dog, pushing a train A group of old men were humiliated and had recurrences of cerebral thrombosis and heart disease. Only then did he stop bullying and abusing the old man, and returned to the rental house satisfied.
"This man is crazy, quick, quick, call the police~" An old man lay half dead on the ground, ** said.
"Yes, yes~" Mr. Li was greeted the lightest, he could still get up, and took out his phone tremblingly
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A few minutes later, the sirens blared, and Zhou Tao ran away in a panic, but with the strong cooperation of the masses, the sadistic thug Zhou Tao was finally captured by the people's police.
The shiny handcuffs shone with a cold light, and two dog eyes leaked from the black hood, and the dog eyes kept looking at the plump chest of a female police officer.
"You boy, be honest with me!" A strong male police officer kicked Zhou Tao hard. He is still wondering how such a thin and wretched otaku got so much strength. He couldn't help it, and finally subdued it by using the weapon against the beast.
"Uh, uh, that, Uncle Policeman, it's boring to wear a hood, can you help me take it off~"
"No, you are an extremely dangerous wanted criminal, a desperado, who beat and abused the elderly for no reason and dared to attack the police. After a while, there must be reporters. If you don't want to be famous, take it with you." A police officer said.
The police car came to the south with a long siren?? City Chengnan Police Station.
"System! Yadi, don't pretend to be dumb, give me an idea!" Zhou Tao wailed in his heart.
I thought that the system is in my hands and I have the world, but the result is still no match for the patron saint of the people. It seems that low-key is king! If I had known it earlier, I would have strangled the dog of the neighbor Lao Wang's family. That dog is so fierce, strangling it is considered a great achievement, so I have to give some good and evil points.
"Sorry, the system does not have this function."
"Damn it~" Zhou Tao wailed again and again.
"The host doesn't need to worry too much, the system can hypnotize some people with weak mental power, and maybe help the host escape from prison."
"Who are you scolding, brat?" The strong police officer was already upset at Zhou Tao, and he could let go of his hands and feet when he arrived at the police station. Blowing wildly, spitting out blood.
The remaining few policemen hurriedly stopped him, and the female policeman also tried to persuade him: "Da Zhuang, calm down, he is not a bad person, if you stop beating him, I promise to marry you. "
Of course, these words were not what the female police officer wanted to say. Zhou Tao was afraid of pain and slaps, so he directly hypnotized the female police officer.
A few seconds later, the female police officer came to her senses, her intestines were about to turn green, and she married herself inexplicably.
"Really!" The strong police officer's eyes were shining, and he actually got the police flower in the bureau. After this accident, his mood was obviously much more stable. It's not Xiaojing who pleads for you, I insist on letting you know why the flowers are so popular."
Zhou Tao burst into tears, Nima, free hypnosis is limited to one time, next time you will have to spend good and evil points, I wanted to save it for the director or something, this is good, I am afraid of death for a while, and I can¡¯t escape Lost.
During the interrogation after a while, Zhou Tao tried his best to cooperate with the police uncle's work, saying that he had some kind of family mental illness. Re-becoming a human being, when it comes to sadness, Zhou Tao still has tears streaming from his eyes, and squeezed out a few drops of sad tears from the dog's eyes.
Fortunately, the case is not serious, the old man is not in any danger, and Zhou Tao's acting skills are too realistic, after several high-level discussions, since Zhou Tao himself admitted that he is mentally ill, Zhou Tao was directly sent to the Nancheng City Mental Health Center. Rehabilitation Center. After forcibly treating him for a few days, he was released. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com