Originally, it was a good intention of him to complete the woman and Shide, but he didn't expect that Shide was also a benevolent gentleman, and he abandoned his beloved woman to find Hanshan. After finding it, the two became monks together, thus creating Hanshan Temple.
For Xiao Qingling to read this story, he really felt that Han Shan and Shide should be castrated as eunuchs.
Son of a bitch! You brothers are brothers and sisters, what do you think of other women? Spare shoes? Who did that woman provoke, and she was just abandoned and left with a miserable life?
Xiao Qingling couldn't understand the thinking of the ancients, but she knew the meaning of the picture of Hehe Erxian. This kind of picture scroll was specially used to hang in the wedding room of men and women. Green duckweed and green grass were painted in public in the imperial garden. Well-intentioned, right?
"Good! Awesome! It is not an exaggeration to say that Luping Lucao is the master painter of my Shengxuan Dynasty!" Xiao Qingling clapped her hands in praise.
This is her admiration from the bottom of her heart. Good is good, and bad is not good. She can't learn such a painting skill and seamless cooperation in her whole life.
Sure enough, her sincere admiration made Luping and Lucao overjoyed, and they both stepped forward to pay her respects.
Hey! She has ascended to Guanshiyin Bodhisattva today, and everyone comes to worship her. This thanks, it really means a lot!
Pretending not to see it, ignoring the Green Ping and Green Grass who have not yet got up, walking straight to the picture scroll. Before everyone realized what she was going to do, Xiao Qingling had already grabbed the "Two Immortals of Harmony" and stabbed it, tearing the lifelike painting in half from the middle.
She tore it quite level, as if she had measured it with a ruler, and just tore it from the middle of the lotus, and she just separated the smiling Han Shan and Shi.
"Presumptuous!" De Fei stood up abruptly.
However, Xiao Qingling spread the two scrolls on the ground as if she didn't hear it at all.
Then he calmly took vats of dye from the dazed maids and eunuchs, and poured them directly on the two scrolls.
The well-endowed picture scroll suddenly became unrecognizable, and there were only two dirty papers with indistinguishable colors left on the ground.
"Presumptuous!" It was the emperor Shen Haochen who spoke this time.
Shen Haochen was so angry that his face lightened. Unprepared in the first game, he broke a Jiao Weiqin. Although he didn't think he would lose this match, he was a little worried, so he improvised and replaced the calligraphy and painting that he had prepared with Green Ping and Green Grass paintings.
Unexpectedly, Miss Xiao Wu was the same as last time, tearing up without saying a word. Fortunately, it was painted on the spot. If it was a treasure of a famous artist, wouldn't it be destroyed in the hands of this damn woman?
Hey! Xiao Qingling was so happy in her heart, I am mad at you, I am mad at you, even if we are the emperor, we will still be mad at you.
hehe! It seems that the mantras of high-ranking and powerful people are very scarce, and there are only a few in the Manchukuo, bold and presumptuous! Poor, poor, who can't even swear, what is there to be an emperor like this.
"Presumably the emperor knows that watching chess without speaking is a real gentleman?" Without even raising his head, Xiao Qingling took a large wolf brush and smeared it: "Then, does the emperor know the proverb about watching chess without speaking?"
A real gentleman who looks at the painting without saying a word? Who said that? Why doesn't he know? Is this ugly woman painting? This is obviously destroying the painting. However, such an interruption really suppressed most of Shen Haochen's anger.
While speaking, Xiao Qingling had finished drawing with a brush, and the poor quality Langhao brush was also wiped so badly by her that it was difficult to distinguish the color, and the Langhao brushes stood upright, like a broom that had been bald.
Xiao Qingling didn't throw away the broom, but stabbed and stabbed and continued to tear it. After a few strokes, the picture she had drawn was fixed on the Langhao brush and became a huge windmill.
Before everyone understood what she was doing, the windmill in Xiao Qingling's hand was already turning according to the direction she adjusted, and it turned faster and faster.
"Your Majesty! Although the "Picture of the Two Immortals of Harmony and Hehe" drawn by Luping and Lucao is lifelike, it is out of date for today's flower viewing banquet. Therefore, Minnv turned waste into treasure and changed it into "Picture of Rainbow of Seven Colors", I wish my Shengxuan Dynasty, like this royal garden full of flowers, will flourish like a rainbow!"
As her words fell, a strange scene appeared. The huge black windmill in her hand showed colorful colors as it turned, just like the rainbow after the rain, it was dazzling.
Junior high school physics taught us the difference between monochromatic light and polychromatic light. Black is neither monochromatic light nor polychromatic light, but it can absorb all light. In the case of fast rotation, it can resolve other colors visually, which is the simplest but most wonderful part of the optical principle.
Of course, how could the ancients know such a simple principle. Therefore, Xiao Qingling just played a trick and did the simplest spectrum experiment.
&nbsWhen she arrived in front of Shen Haochen, the emperor who was full of anger towards her before was silent. After a while, when he raised his eyes again, it was the rare joy and happiness in half a month.
"Xiao Qingling, the fifth daughter of Zhongfeng doctor Xiao Mingqian, is dignified and virtuous, has both ability and political integrity, and a reward of one thousand taels!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward, long live my emperor!" Xiao Qingling fell to her knees with a plop, and kowtowed respectfully to Shen Haochen.
This head came from her heart, and she kowtowed extremely devoutly.
This old emperor is really a good man, one tael of gold is calculated as ten taels of silver, that is ten thousand taels of silver!
Ho yo! Do you want to be so powerful! What is the five thousand taels of silver that Young Master Feng took away? We earn it ourselves!
If she knew that writing a poem could make so much money, why did she spend so much energy arguing with Shen Haochen before? Kneel directly in front of Shen Haochen and recite all of Grandpa M's great poems. The old emperor in front of me is not the old pervert who plotted against her before and wanted to take her as his own. He is simply a cute and lovely ATM machine!
The emperor smiled, and Miss Xiao Wu knelt down gratefully to thank her. The atmosphere in the imperial garden changed immediately. There was no difference from the previous royal feasts! The flower viewing feast was instantly brought to a climax by the song "Spring Snow in Qinyuan".
Xiao Qingling is not stupid when it comes to the so-called acceptance as soon as it is good, the atmosphere has eased, so when does not slip away now?
"Your Majesty! The daughter of the people is in a hurry, so I will leave first!"
"Puchi!" This time, even Concubine De couldn't hold back her laughter.
Such a shameless and shameless woman is really hard to be considered elegant.
Forget it, it's okay to be a joke and liven up the atmosphere, why offend Princess Tianzheng?
"Go! Can you find the way?"
Concubine De's words were obviously full of sarcasm, but Xiao Qingling seemed to have not heard it at all, and grinned: "I can find it!"
After finishing speaking, he ran away without waiting for orders.
Xiao Qingling breathed a sigh of relief after leaving the Royal Garden, she would only go back if she was mentally disabled.
When the carriage of the Princess Mansion sent them in, she secretly memorized the way through the window, and specially asked for the badge for entering and leaving the palace.
The emperor, empress dowager, empress and concubines were all in the imperial garden, there were relatively few people in other parts of the palace, Xiao Qingling didn't run around, whatever way she came here, she went back no matter what way, so she walked quite smoothly.
After passing the last palace, I turned a 90-degree turn, and I saw Yongxiang not far away, but a person suddenly appeared in front of me.
Xiao Qingling walked in a hurry, and didn't notice that this person would stand straight at the turning, unable to dodge for a while, she rushed straight up: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Ah!"
oh! Who is this weird, standing here like a ghost? If this is a street lamp, why not kill people?
In other words, if you knock someone down, don't say a word of apology, and don't even turn your face. Are you so shameless?
The slander is all the slander, in the end it was she who bumped into someone, Xiao Qingling apologized very smoothly: "I'm sorry! Did you hit um!" She was stunned.
How could it be him?
In this world, there will never be another person dressed like this, just looking at the matching black and white clothes, Xiao Qingling felt chills in his heart.
"Shen Mobai?"
"where do you want to go?"
Well? Is this person waiting for her? He knew she was going to run away?
"Do you think you can get out?" The man didn't turn around, his tall and straight body was like an insurmountable wall, so domineering and eye-catching in front of his eyes, "If everyone can go out at will, you don't know how to get out in this palace?" Is there anyone?"
Ho Ho! Thought she was a pig? No matter how stupid she is, she knows that the palace cannot be entered and exited at will, okay? Isn't there a special waist card for entering and leaving the palace? Before getting off the carriage, she specifically asked the coachman for it.
"I have this!"
Didn't see the man move, and the waist card in his hand fell into his hand. The man also hooked a finger on his waist card and shook it provocatively: "Hey! It's gone now!"
Hey! Is there something wrong with this guy's brain?
But let's not talk about it, there is something wrong with her, is she fussing with him?
"No one stopped me along the way, it's okay. Hehe!" She bared her teeth at his back in a friendly manner, Xiao Qingling smiled obsequiously: "Can you give me back the badge?"
"Isn't this king a human being?"
"ah?"
Did this guy listen to her?
"Do you want to wait for the emperor to stop you in person?"
Eyelids twitched, and an ominous feeling suddenly rose in his heart: "Your Majesty?"
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