?New Year's Day is coming soon, Zhang Ze is really nothing, how to say it?
Originally, this man wanted to show his talents at the New Year's Eve party, and show Lin Yue a blockbuster in the final exam. (Although I know, he may have such an unrealistic idea after drinking stimulants) , As a result, on Christmas Eve, she didn't hold back and executed her plan in advance. She didn't want Lin Yue to ignore him at all, without giving him any face, and directly rejected him. (At this time, I also want to cry out for Brother Zhang Ze in my heart, Lin Yue, you at least give me some face! You see, in order to chase you, he confessed that the tailbone is there.)
I got all this information from Zou Cheng, and I also got a lot of things that people at the bottom of the food chain like me don't know!
Looking slowly, Zou Cheng is the same as before! In essence, he is still the little fat guy who was bullied by me, but his appearance temporarily confused me. Since we met each other with "tears of tears" that day, I am like a wolf who has torn sheep's clothing. I launched an "offensive" against him. I have to say that with him around, I feel motivated to go to school every day.
Just like when we were kids, we are best friends.
"Xin Xin! You've been itchy lately, right? You've been ignoring me for the past few days. What's going on recently? Seeing that you're getting carried away with joy, you don't even see you when you go home." Celine grabbed my neck said the ear.
At this moment, I was buying ice cream at the door of a convenience store on the other way back to my house. I didn't expect to be grabbed by Celine.
Celine, the villain should sue first! It's obvious that she follows Comrade Zhao Gelin every day to and from school, and treats me like nothing!
"Hehehe, Celine, why are you here!" I asked with a smile, with a hint of guilt.
I guess Comrade Zhao Gelin must have something to do today, and he was picked up by his parents in advance, otherwise Celine, a perverted fellow, would not have known about it for hundreds of years, and Xin Xin would have been lost!
"I, I just found out that the scenery here is actually pretty good, let's change the route and change the mood!" I glanced around guiltily.
"You, let go, you are talking nonsense!" Celine was about to explode. That's right, that's why Celine and I are good friends, we're both "wolves in sheep's clothing".
"Just relax and eat three ice creams alone! Do you have such a good appetite?" My ears were pulled even harder.
She looked at the three ice creams in my hand and asked.
"I didn't expect that Xiaoxue would still be afraid of people! It's true that everything falls into nothing!" Zou Cheng, who was hiding in the dark, came out and said with a smile.
"You have come a long time ago, and you are still watching the show in hiding!" I said angrily.
"Xiaoxue?" Celine asked in amazement.
"Hey hey, my nickname, my nickname" I explained "hysterically".
Afterwards, I grandly introduced Zou Cheng in a deserted place.
Celine suddenly realized: "So that's the case! So you are the little fat guy Xin Xin often mentioned to me!"
Zou Cheng raised his eyebrows and looked at me, and I quickly explained: "Lovely fat man! Lovely fat man!"
After that, I introduced my best female friend and my best male friend (although we are in the same class, it seems that there is not much intersection). I won't worry about the bloody plots in TV dramas happening to me (for example, my male best friend and my female best friend miraculously met each other), because I know that Comrade Celine is only focused on Comrade Zhao Green, And Comrade Zou Cheng! I don't know why, just a hunch.
About a week later, Zhang Ze finally returned to school dragging his body. All the rumors about him before were unfounded, and Comrade Lin Xianxian finally didn't have to be depressed all day long.
I don't have to worry about the cool wind from the air conditioner touching my skin when the teacher passes by all day long.
"Is the tail bone better?" I said pretending to be serious.
"How about it, my master is back, you are very happy! Isn't the life without my master incomparably tormented? Even being broken can't stop him from being cheap.
"Hehehe!" I signaled him to shut up quickly with my eyes, and Lin Xianxian quickly killed me with his eyes.
"I declare that from now on, Xin Xin will be my best buddy. If anyone dares to make her unhappy, I, Zhang Ze, will be the first to say no!" Zhang Ze patted my shoulder and said majesticly, and gave me Lin Xianxian gave her a look to let her feel it.
I looked at him blankly, as if I had traveled into a martial arts novel.??: "Brothers, from now on, little brother Xin Xin will be my own brother, whoever dares to give him an offense will be unhappy! Let me pass this big knife first."
You are stupid! I would rather your brain circuit is full of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" than you think you are in "Water Margin".
I also dream of rescuing the tragic scene "Students, Zhang Ze's brain is broken, don't pay attention to him, don't pay attention to him."
But it seems that my actions seem to have completely dyed the white rice paper with only one black spot.
There was an uproar in the class, especially Comrade Zhu Gui. I felt that as a propaganda reporter for the "school newspaper", he couldn't wait and was eager to try.
In the end, a piercing bell for class broke the embarrassing atmosphere.
I whispered: "Zhang Ze, you are coming back this time to completely kill me!"
"I can't! I'm saving you!" He still looked proud, as if he had done something extremely proud.