In the south, there is a sycamore tree, which is tired of Geli;
If you are happy with a gentleman, you will be blessed.
In the south, there is the eucalyptus, which is deserted by Geli;
If you are only a gentleman, you will be blessed.
In the south, there is the eucalyptus, which is lingered by Geli;
If you are only a gentleman, you will be blessed.
Zhang Jin said: "Because I liked to sleep alone since I was a child, I developed a bad habit."
Ji Xu asked: "What habit?"
"If anyone wants to share the bed with me, they must bring their own bedding and sleep outside the bed."
"You are a clean freak, and it's not a bad habit."
"Also, I also want to get a cardboard box filled with sand and put it between two quilts."
"And why?"
"I don't want others to come near me."
"You are not a clean freak, you are 'closed' [referring to autism]! You have found the right person, I am the best at treating children with this disease. Ninth brother, tell me first , What symptoms do you have?"
"It's nothing, but when I'm sleeping, I'm always afraid of being touched by others. So I put a box in the middle. If someone stretches his hand over the line, or accidentally spills a little sand in the cardboard box, I won't Will depend on her."
"Why not?"
"It means you will be punished the next day."
"How to punish?"
"Please treat the whole family to a big meal."
Ji Xu laughed loudly: "You don't seem to be sick?!"
"Who says you're sick~"
"You are greedy, want something good to eat."
"Whatever you say! Anyway, as long as you sleep in my bed, you have to be like this."
Ji Xu said: "In that case, I'll give it a try. If I break the rules, we won't invite outsiders. Including those who were punished, we will invite a total of four people"
Zhang Jin said in surprise: "What! Do you really want to fight with me?"
"Don't do it. I'm afraid of what happens. If I touch and sprinkle sand, I don't have much money to treat guests, so let me tell you in advance that I only have money to invite four people to dinner"
"I forbid you to invite Xiaoya and her mother."
"If you don't invite her, she won't let the two of us come. Why invite her But, we always have a meal together when we leave"
"I dont go!"
Ji Xu said: "Oh, if you don't go, why don't you go!" Thinking again, he said, "Hey~, we don't necessarily have to be invited by anyone, what if you messed it up?"
"How honestly I sleep, how could it be me!"
"Then how do you prove it's me?"
"It's just the two of us on the kang, it's not me, could it be a ghost!"
"I have to take such a risk to sleep with you."
"What risk?"
"Is losing money not a risk?"
"A big man, so stingy."
"Do you know that this little money in my hand is the fee for me to go to Beijing for the exam next year, how can it be wasted?"
"Don't talk about anything else, do you want to sleep with me?!"
"Sleep, sleep, sleep."
"Then go find the box!"
So, Ji Xu went out to find a cardboard box and came back, it was as big as a washbasin, filled with fine sand, and put the cardboard box in the middle of the bed. Said: "I have followed such a bad habit, what else do you want?"
Zhang Jin smiled "hehe" and asked, "Why are you so embarrassed? Don't worry, I will not wrong a good person, but I will never let a bad person go" He pointed to the cardboard box and said, " You see, this box has four corners, so it's very clear, the sand inside was splashed by me; the outside was spilled by myna, of course you"
Ji Xu smiled wryly: "The point is, I was here to take care of patients, so why do I seem to be a pervert?"
"I know you are here to take care of the patient. It is because the patient has no ability to resist that you men will take advantage of the danger!"
"Aren't you a man?"
"yes!"
"They are all men, what can I think of you?"
"Heh, did you just say that you dandies only like vanilla handsome men like me?"
"I'm a playboy!"
"Aren't you a 'dandy'? On weekdays, I see you can 'play cool'"
"Sleep!" Ji Xu took a sheet and a pillow, and threw them outside the bed.
& nHold on, this is told in the sage book, and I read the sage book, can I forget it? "
"But I feel that you are taking good care of me!"
Ji Xu smiled and said: "Mencius said: the most important thing for people to know is the mutual understanding; the most important thing for people to know is the intimate heart."
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Notes
[1] An ancient name for a handsome man
(1) Xiao Lang
"Xiao Lang" is not only a general term for men, but also a pet name for women to their lovers. It originally referred to a man surnamed Xiao. "Liang Shu. Emperor Wu Ji 1" uses "Xiao Lang" to refer to Xiao Yan, Emperor Wu of Liang. Later, in the Tang Dynasty, there was a man named Cui Jiao. His aunt had a maidservant who was very beautiful. She was later sold to Lian Shuai. Tears dripping from the scarf. Once the Hou Men entered the deep sea, Xiao Lang was a passer-by." Later, people called the beautiful man or the man whom the woman loved as "Xiao Lang".
(2) male
In ancient times, it was believed that the beauty of a man lies in his eyebrows, so he was called a man by the eyebrows. There is a saying in "Dream of Red Mansions": "I am a handsome man, but I am not as honest as the other skirt; I am ashamed but more than that, and regret is useless."
(3) Beauty
"Beauty" was a neutral appellation in ancient times, and it can also be called like this for young and beautiful men. In the early years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Lu Hong, a civil official who served as a minister in the imperial court, was excellent in character and learning, and "beautiful in appearance". When Emperor Liu Xiu met him for the first time, he lost his voice and praised: "There are many beautiful women in the south." The beautiful women here refer to Lu Hong.
In addition, for men with outstanding talents, including generals, they can also be regarded as beautiful women. During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Zhen, a general of the Wei State, was skilled in strategy, brave in battle and had extraordinary achievements. He led his troops to defeat Liu Bei's partial division twice, and defeated Sun Quan in Niuzhutun. In the famous battle of Jieting, he also went to the front line as a general and commanded the general Zhang Xi to win a complete victory.
(4) Qianjin
In ancient times, men can also be called "qianjin". "Gold" was originally the unit of currency calculation in ancient my country. In the Qin Dynasty, one ï× was one gold, and in the Han Dynasty, one catty was one gold. It is said that the "gold" was actually brass at that time, but copper was rare at that time, so a thousand catties was also very precious. Accordingly, some people use it as a metaphor for a noble person with a high social status. "Southern History. Biography of Xie Dian" records: Xie Dian was young and intelligent, capable of poetry and prose. People called him a "child prodigy".
(5) Beauty, vanilla
Beauty and vanilla have also been used as nicknames for men. The word "beautiful" in Chinese not only refers to appearance, but also refers to a person's talent, virtue and conduct. "Mencius Dedicated to Heart" said: "fullness is beauty." The original meaning of vanilla is grass with aromatic smell, and people use it as a metaphor for loyalty. The so-called "within ten rooms, there must be loyalty, and within ten steps, there must be fragrant grass". Qu Yuan's works are best used as such metaphors. Wang Yi of the Han Dynasty said in the preface to "Li Sao": "The text of "Li Sao" is inspired by "Poetry" and uses analogies, so he is good at writing vanilla to match loyalty; evil birds and smelly things are used to compare traitors. Spiritual practice A beauty is comparable to a gentleman." Following Qu Yuan, later generations often use "vanilla" and "beauty" as synonymous names for loyal and virtuous people. Song Dynasty Su Shunqin's poem "Yi Yun and Wang Jingzhang Seeing Send": "Chu Ke is sympathetic to the vanilla, and the Qi Qi conveys the meaning into the qin."
(5) Jishi, Yulang
The ancients' good name for men. "Yulang" can also be used as a pet name for women to their lovers.
In the history of our country, there are many beautiful men. For example, Song Yu from the Song State during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Xu Gong from the Qi State, Pan Yue and Wei Jie from the Jin Dynasty, etc., can be described as peerless beauties.
(6) Fu, husband, father
"Father" is similar to "husband" and "fu", and they are all good names for men. They are used for elders or peers. They can be called themselves or others. In the pre-Qin classics, Lu Shang (Qi Taigong) and Guan Zhong are honored as "Father Shang" and "Father Zhong".
Confucius' name was Qiu and his style was Zhongni, so he was called "Father of Ni". In the Song Dynasty, it was almost a common phenomenon to use the word "father" after a person's name or character, and some of the characters "father" were added later. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com