Seeing Jia Zhengli returning listlessly, the girls covered their mouths and laughed.
Jia Zhengli asked, "Are you laughing?"
Du Shiniang said: "It's a bad nose!"
Jia Zhengli said: "I really don't understand, there are still men who don't like excitement."
Du Shiniang said: "Do you think that men in Sichuan are like you? People like quiet and slow life."
Jia Zhengli patted his forehead and said, "How can I pull him over?"
Du Shiniang said: "What we women can't handle, let alone you men!"
Xu Susu asked: "Then, Elder Sister, how can I get the man you like?"
Wednesday hastily interjected, "I know, I know."
Du Shiniang said: "What do you know?"
On Wednesday said: "Seduce a man?"
Du Shiniang said: "You know, then tell me!"
On Wednesday, he picked up the wine glass in front of him, drank it with his face up, stood up, and began to give a speech: "Speaking of which, this lecherous man has eight tricks to seduce women"
Xu Susu said: "I want to know how women are attracted to men, who will follow you to seduce women like men."
On Wednesday, he said solemnly and like a gentleman: "You student, you can't draw inferences from one example? You can't use it the other way around!"
Xie Yuelang said: "Third Young Master, if he doesn't spit out the stuff in his stomach, he will feel uncomfortable, let him spit it out quickly!"
Cleared his throat on Wednesday and said: "The first trick is to praise the woman vigorously and let her melt slowly. Women like to be praised, and the roots of their ears are generally as soft as cotton wool. Yang Yuhuan, the great beauty of the Tang Dynasty, is beautiful enough Come on, Bai Juyi said that she is "a smile that looks back and smiles, and the beauty of the six palaces is colorless"; "there are three thousand beauties in the harem, and three thousand dotes on one body." This is not enough, she even had a hard time with Tang Minghuang, demanding that the Please come and write a hymn for her, Li Bai." While explaining, he quoted a few more poems, and he couldn't help feeling elated.
"The second trick - as a man, you must 'love to act cool' while not forgetting to be considerate. In the eyes of women, the coolest man is to be drunk, accompanied by the sunset, slowly He walked away without hesitation, without looking back, and even the last smile was unwilling to give alms. All that was left was the afterglow of the setting sun against the familiar figure who had gone far away, just like the person at the door White-haired boy. This is what you girls love best¡ªpoetry and distance."
Du Shiniang smiled, thinking that Wednesday is not all idiots, at least in terms of understanding women.
"The third trick is to pretend to be honest and win pity" Wednesday continued.
Xu Susu became anxious: "Oh, so your honesty is all fake?"
"No, no, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about my second brother," Wednesday hurriedly explained, and at the same time betrayed his second brother, "It's often said that women are emotional animals, but it's not new at all. We men here The above has already been grasped. Generally speaking, men's moral standards are always full of flexibility, as long as they have no integrity and basic morality, it will not hurt. Therefore, we will will Occasionally be a little 'flexible' in front of women playing some 'little deceptions'you have to forgive us too"
Seeing that everyone doesn't seem to dislike his speech, he got excited on Wednesday:
"The fourth trick is not to make promises, but to do what is right in front of you. The promises of 'the sea will never change,' are actually 'fucking' nonsense" Wednesday began to swear, "Slow down, you are not very good Believe in a man's oath, in fact, which woman has not expressed doubts deep down in her heart? Otherwise, the "Tang Law" would not have the stipulation that "if a husband and wife are not in harmony but reconcile and leave, they will not sit together."
Xu Susu asked: "What does this sentence mean? Who is 'not sitting' anymore."
On Wednesday, I can only speak, but I really don¡¯t know what it means, and I can¡¯t say "ohhhh" there.
Explained for him on Tuesday: "This sentence means that if the husband and wife really can't live in harmony, they can agree to a divorce without having to bear any legal responsibility." He turned to the third brother and said, "Go on with your long talk "
"Fifth trick, pay attention to women's skirts. If we care about your clothes, we care about you. If I don't like you, I don't care what you wear? It's 'naked' around me Three laps, III'm not sorry"
Xie Yuelang went up and beat it.
"The sixth trick is to show off your talents to win over women.?It is a matter of the Spring and Autumn Period. Although it is a myth, it should be a legend that appeared in the Warring States Period at the latest.
To give another example, "Sou Shen Ji" records: "Mi Zhu, whose name is Zi Zhong, is also a native of Qu in the East China Sea. The ancestors breed goods, and their family wealth is huge. They often return from Luo, and they are dozens of miles away from home. There is a good time when they see the road. The bride asked for a delivery from Zhu. The journey was more than twenty miles, and the bride thanked Zhu and said, "I am an angel. When I went to burn the Mi Zhu's house in the East China Sea, I felt that you had seen it, so I used Xiangyu. "Zhu invited him for personal reasons. The woman said: "It is impossible not to burn it. So, you can go quickly. I should walk slowly, in the middle of the day, I will be angry. "Zhu Nai returned in a hurry, and when he reached the family, he moved out his belongings. In the middle of the day, the fire broke out.
This is about Mi Zhu (that is, the one under Uncle Liu Huang). Once he met a beautiful woman on the road for a ride, and he took her for twenty miles. When she got out of the car, the woman said: "I am an angel. I was going to burn your house. But you took me twenty miles, so I will give you a spoiler, and you should hurry up and prepare." Mi Zhu hurried back and moved all the things out of the house. At noon, the house really on fire.
The word "angel" has two meanings in ancient China. One is the messenger of the gods as mentioned above. Another meaning is the emperor's envoy, because the emperor is the son of heaven.
[2] Hotel
Also known as a hotel, a hotel is a place that mainly provides short-term accommodation for tourists. In addition to providing accommodation, the hotel usually also provides services such as restaurants, swimming pools, or babysitting for residents. Some hotels also provide meeting facilities, attracting business organizations to hold meetings, interviews or press conferences. The hotel's banquet hall can hold weddings, dances and other events. The word restaurant originated from French, and its original meaning refers to the villas where French nobles entertain distinguished guests in the countryside.
In ancient China, restaurants were called "restaurants", and those specially used for drinking were called "taverns". Restaurants are places where customers buy and eat cooked food and drinks. In ancient times, restaurants covered eating places in different locations and with different cooking styles. They mainly provided dishes and services for ancient residents and travelers, and sometimes provided accommodation for customers.
1. Restaurant, restaurant
The fourth and third chapters of "Water Margin": "When [Li Kui] walked to Sipai, he looked hungry and thirsty. There are mountain trails all around, and there is no hotel or restaurant."
2. Inn, hotel
"The Scholars" Chapter 17: "There was no convenience boat on that day, only a hotel room." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com