[1] "Blossoms on the Blossom. What a Matchmaker" Wang Shifu. Yuan Song
Be a matchmaker, don't be afraid;
Husbands and wives who are naked and tight are always in harmony with each other.
I'm sneaking around here, listening to us quietly:
One is ashamed and the other is angry.
Wan Zhedu was stunned, a good thing became so embarrassing in the blink of an eye, he didn't reply, didn't say a word, and kept calling Liu Ruyan, what mistake did I make, I really don't know. At this moment, Zhe Du was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear to say, "This, this, this" he couldn't speak.
Meipan sees that Ruyan hasn't come yet, has she really gone away? He raised his throat again and shouted. "Come Ruyan, come Ruyan!" Looking back at Zhedu, I thought, it was you, who let you be seen by Ruyan, which made me unable to step down, and now I have to write a fake article , I will wrong you again. Meipan called out "Ruyan" several times, but when there was no response, she said to Zhedu, "Hey, what kind of person are you?"
When Zhe Du heard this question, his mind "buzzed", what? You don't even know me anymore, it's the brother who saved your life. I said so in my heart, but my mouth was blocked, and I just said "ah".
Meipan said again: "I burn incense here, but you barged in for no reason, what's your intention?"
Zhe Du has nothing to say, just "this" and "this" non-stop
"If the old lady finds out, what reason can I say?"
Wan Zhe thought, why did you change your mind? Obviously you invited me here, I have memorized your poems by heart, don't forget, this is written by you, how can I rely on it? Unexpectedly, Zhe Du only spoke in his belly to refute, but there was no sound in his mouth, probably because he was beaten by Mei Pan.
He was still muttering to himself: It seems that the Yu family's dishonesty is a family tradition. Your mother relied on me at the beginning, but it was a verbal marriage contract, which can be said to be unsubstantiated. But tonight, your young lady can even discard the autographed poems written with a black pen on the white paper. It is true that like a mother, like a daughter, and the blue is better than the blue! While thinking, he stared at Meipan blankly, unable to utter a word.
Like smoke in the flowers, sneaking around, hearing clearly, thinking, Meipan, Meipan, you are too much. You are a couple, why should you be so embarrassing? One is full of anger, nagging and talking non-stop; the other is full of shame, quietly meditating, restraining Sui He, restraining Lu Jia, bowing his head, looking deaf and dumb.
The fire in Ruyan's heart does not come from one place: This idiot, where is his mouth behind his back? Usually in front of me, he can speak so well, but in front of Yu Meipan, he becomes dumb! It's too useless, why don't you remember the "Wait for the moon and the west chamber", go forward and hug her, where is the courage to hug me just now? What are you afraid of? Even if you report it to the government office, who do you think will be ashamed! You are such a papaya, you are not good for anything, you deserve to be trained bloody by the poppies. Seeing Zhe Du's useless appearance, Ru Yan really couldn't get angry.
Mei Pan reprimanded Zhe Du a few words. Seeing him standing there blankly, bowing his head and bowing his head without saying a word, Mei Pan couldn't bear it, and wanted to say hello to Zhe Du, explaining that it was a lie. Suddenly, she found a piece of dress exposed among the flowers, obviously Ruyan was hiding beside her and peeping secretly. So she heard everything I said. It was impossible to say hello to Zhe Du, and the play had to be done, so he raised his voice and shouted: "Liu Ruyan, come quickly, there are thieves in the garden!"
When Zhe Du heard Mei Pan calling out that there was a thief in the garden, he couldn't help but let out an "ah", and almost fainted with anger, trembling all over, well, not only did he not recognize me, but he also regarded me as a thief!
When Ru Yan heard it, she even said that it was bad, that there was a thief in the middle of the night, and when others heard it, they came to catch the thief together, and the trouble became serious. Hurry up and get out from under the flowers, go to the chess pavilion, and say: "Ah, Miss Panpan, what are you doing, what are you doing?"
[2] "Winning Order. Who Will Write You" Wang Shifu. Yuan Song
Whoever wants you to enter someone's house at night will be taken by a traitor or a thief.
You were originally a laureate, and became a flower thief;
I don't want to jump into the dragon's gate and learn to cheat horses.
At this time, Yu Meipan already knew that the word "there is a thief" was too much, but she had already said it, so she was wrong to the end. Said: "There are thieves!"
Ruyan asked: "Which one is it?"
Zhe Du said: "It's Xiaosheng!"
Meipan listened and said "Yeah", how do you think you are a thief?
After hearing this, Ruyan let out an "ah" in surprise, and thought: There are still fools like you who would steal a thief to do it. Originally, when I asked which one it was, Yu Meipan would never point to you and say that it was the thief, and would definitely change her mind, but now she admits that she is a thief. When you meet a 'fool', there is really nothing you can do!
Ruyan looked at Wan Zhedu and said: "There can't be thieves in our garden, let me check. She pretended to look at Zhe Du carefully, and then said, "So it's you, Sister Pan, this thief is not a born thief, but a familiar one, it doesn't matter. "
Meipan almost laughed out loud when she heard this, this ghost girl, is she a thief? Said: "Pfft! What nonsense!"
"Sister Panpan, Ruyan is not talking nonsense. My sister is also very familiar with this thief. It is none other than Mr. Wan!" Ruyan said this to wake up Yu Meipan, don't go too far, it's okay Down the stairs.
"No matter who it is, drive me out!"
Ru Yan thought: Mr. Wan, you fool, the lady is going to kick you out, so speak up if you have something to say! Seeing that Zhe Du was silent, he guided him and said, "Mr. Wan, what are you going to do when you come here late at night?"
Zhe Du thought to himself: You two sisters are good, one wrote a poem and asked me to come, and the other came up with a bad idea and made me take a huge risk to jump over the wall; now one regards me as a thief, and the other asks me what I am doing. You are deliberately teasing me, Wan Zhedu was so angry that he choked.
When Meipan heard that Ruyan was investigating what he was doing, she thought: I can't let her investigate. I won't die of shame when my brother tells the truth later, so she said, "Ruyan, don't talk to him too much, hurry up." Get him out!"
Ruyan thought: The more you don't let me ask, the more I will ask. After asking the truth, Wan Xianggong's name as a thief can be wiped away. So he said, "Mr. Wan, if you don't say it, if you don't say it, I will drag you to the old lady!"
When Yu Meipan heard this, she was very anxious and took him to her mother. What face do I have? He hurriedly said: "Ru Yan, if you take him to the old lady, I'm afraid it will damage his reputation, don't worry about it, just drive him away!"
Ruyan said: "Miss Panpan, don't be angry, let Ruyan enlighten him for you. Mr. Wan, you are a reader. Since you have read the books of Confucius and Mencius, you must understand the etiquette of the Duke of Zhou. Why are you here late at night?" What? It¡¯s not that our Yu family insists on interrogating you like in the yamen. Let me tell you a few words of truth. I only know that your knowledge is as deep as the sea. The sky is big! Who told you to enter other people's gardens late at night? You were originally a talented scholar who won laurels in the toad palace, but unexpectedly you came to steal flowers and willows. Don't want to jump the dragon gate? Want to learn to jump the Buddha's wall?" , turned to Meipan and said: "Sister Panpan, for Ruyan's sake, let him go." (Remember this site website: www.hlnovel.com