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Chapter 117 Father's Embarrassment

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    Chapter 117 "Father's Embarrassment"

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    Recently, my father has committed two embarrassing things that make people laugh and cry. Let me, my unkind daughter, explain in detail——

    In summer and autumn, there are frequent news about ticks sucking blood and harming people. My father often reminds me to protect myself. Once I find black foreign objects on my skin, I must not forcefully pull them out!  After all, the place where I work now is located in a mountainous area. The beautiful environment is one aspect, but being too close to nature also increases the chance of human beings coming into contact with various creatures, such as the most indescribable bedbug in Long County.

    However, it was my father who lived in Xi'an all the year round who had an unexpected and horrifying encounter with the legendary tick!

    One afternoon, when I was in the family group on WeChat on my mobile phone, I suddenly saw my father send several messages in succession.  First, a photo of him taking a selfie with a tiny black dot glued to his arm.  Then, he wrote in a text with a large line spacing: "During lunch, the dragon fruit seed stuck to the arm and was not washed. In the afternoon, I found a black spot, but I couldn't see it clearly. I thought it was a tick. Don't rush to the health center. Doctor  I clipped it with toilet paper and confirmed it was a dragon fruit seed"

    ?Look, with so many pauses, I can vividly imagine my father’s expression when he typed this line, even through the mobile phone screen and thousands of mountains and rivers. I guess I have already held my forehead and laughed so hard that my stomach hurts!

    Afterwards, the mother said mercilessly in the group: "You can laugh people to death", and rarely used the yellow face expression that means "grin" to express her roaring laughter.  I also fell into trouble and sent a "hahahahaha"

    Indeed, my father was a very cautious person.  In my words, when he encounters a liar and a thief, he can absolutely piss off the most thieves;  The seller was speechless.  However, it was true that the things my father bought were of good quality and cheap.

    In a word: Father is very shrewd, even shrewd too cautiously.

    But when everyone stumbles, like the second embarrassing incident, my father is almost ashamed and thrown to the level of posting on Moments!

    After the incident happened, my mother laughed so hard that she couldn't even speak clearly when she talked to me.  It took me a long time to understand that my father was stopped by the traffic police on the spot because he was riding a bicycle in the wrong direction.  But he was not the only one stopped, there were also many middle-aged women.

    The traffic police asked these people to conduct a self-criticism on the matter, and post it to the circle of friends to collect 50 likes before they can leave.  The father turned pale with shock, but those women turned out to be aggressive and quarreled with the traffic police on the spot. It also seemed that the father was reasonable and could correct his mistakes.  So, the despondent traffic police quietly let his father go, and warned him to ride a bicycle in the future

    At this point, I also laughed out loud on the other end of the phone, "making up the knife" and said, if my father really needs this to be "released", I must be the first to give him a thumbs up!

    A joke is a joke after all, but I was also laughing, and gradually remembered many past events between my father and me——

    Careful like a father, when I was a toddler, he wrapped a rope around my waist like "walking a puppy", so that I never fell down.

    Hardworking like a father, he has always been used to getting up early to cook. From my elementary school to high school, when I was a student who got up early and was greedy every day, he cooked breakfast for me every day.  Pack onion".

    He is like a father, a man of science who is proficient in arts and sciences. When I was in school, he could not only help me solve math problems, but also inspire me to write and teach me English grammar.

    Neat as his father, a very different man who does not smoke or drink. In my impression, the father who is obsessed with cleanliness dislikes the smell of smoke or alcohol on his body the most

    Time, please slow down a little bit, my father is not "old" and confused, he is still the taciturn but shrewd and careful person in my impression, he is my strongest backing and solid mountain.

    ? September 16, 2020 (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com
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