Hogwarts Druid Master Text Volume 653, Rita: How the news report lacks artistic processing The interview with Rita Skeeter was not very smooth
?Because Fisch's speeches always miss the point, or in other words, Mao Mao is too arbitrary, and ran to other places while talking
For example, the focus of this article should be how Voldemort was resurrected at that time, and which Death Eaters appeared in front of Fish and Harry, while Mao Mao focused on describing how Voldemort had neither hair nor nose, and looked very Ugly, and that snake called Nagini smells weird, not like a normal snake or something
And Skeeter's shorthand quill is fully automatic, and the result is that it has written several pages of parchment, but the really useful content may not even be half a page.
Fortunately, there was Harry who was also involved, which made it possible for the entire interview to continue.
After the interview, Rita Skeeter frowned and flipped through the parchment, and said, "Although I believe what you said is true, the fact that Fish defeated the mysterious man sounds too fake, Even if Fish had single-handedly defeated Charmander, it would still be difficult to convince others that this report is true."
"But Fish didn't lie, meow!"
Mao Mao clasped her hands in dissatisfaction.
"Of course I know you're not lying," Skeeter smiled and said, "But isn't your main purpose to convince everyone that the mysterious man is back?"
She glanced at Luna, and said: "Also, if those Death Eaters read this true report, they will definitely retaliate against the "Quieker" who dared to publish this article, but this little girl Your father is in danger."
"My dad wouldn't be afraid of such a threat." Luna said proudly.
And Hermione curled her lips and said, "The one who will also be retaliated by the Death Eaters is you who wrote this report, right?"
"I don't deny this." Skeeter, who had been singled out, was not embarrassed, and admitted it calmly.
"So, what are you going to write, Rita?" Hermione asked.
She also knew that Rita Skeeter was an expert in making news, so Hermione didn't directly object to Skeeter's idea of ??fabricating facts, but wanted to hear what she planned to do first. Do.
"From the time Fish and Harry were kidnapped by Barty Jr. to the resurrection of the mysterious man, there is no problem. You can tell the truth" Skeeter flipped through the parchment, holding a quill on it. Circle the dots to make changes.
"There is no problem with the mysterious man fighting Harry alone, as long as there is a slight modification, and with Dumbledore's endorsement, the flashback spell is more credible" She was modifying the parchment At the same time as the content, he also took the initiative to speak out his own modification plan.
"Although we know that Fish is very likable, other people have never seen Fish in person, so they will not understand why the mysterious man must recruit him. Therefore, we have to find a reasonable excuse for the mysterious man's behavior "
Skeeter tapped the parchment with the tip of his pen, calculating in his mind.
As a professional reporter who fabricated news all the year round to attract attention, she soon had a draft.
"What if the mysterious man didn't fully recover after being resurrected?" She asked herself and answered, "This would explain why he couldn't deal with the two fourth-grade students, and why he didn't show up until now."
Then she tapped Fish with a quill, and said with a smile: "It just so happened that Fish showed his talent in healing a while ago, which can also explain why the mysterious man wanted to subdue himOf course, in In the article, I will not write so straightforwardly, but guide the readers to analyze the inference by themselves Do you have any comments, Miss Granger?"
At this time, Hermione was staring at Skeeter with her eyes wide open, making her mistakenly think that Hermione did not agree with her doing so, and Skeeter couldn't help frowning.
"This is the most acceptable way I can think of. OrMiss Perfection has a better proposal?" She asked a little unhappy.
"No, I didn't mean to object to you." Hermione waved her hand and said in surprise: "It's what you said just now, which probably guessed Voldemort's real thoughts!" She said excitedly.
"Hey! Don't say that name!" Skeeter shook violently, almost dropping the quill in her hand, and then she asked curiously, "Could it be that he was really injured?"
"I don't know if he is still injured, but as early as the first gradeAt that time, Fish cast the spell of rain for the first time, and volt the mysterious man was right next to him! "
Hermione spoke faster and faster, "I have never figured out why Voldemort wanted to recruit Fish, but if it was for Fish's treatment, it would make sense! He attacked the unicorn back then, Using their blood to renew their lives, it is very likely that the curse of the unicorns has not been lifted, so he wants Fish to heal him!"
"So it's like this meow?"
Mao Mao scratched her head in a ignorant manner, and said with some displeasure: "Fish thought he wanted to subdue him because he saw how good he was in fighting!"
"Can you tell me in detail what happened in your first grade?"
Skeeter leaned forward as much as possible, the hand holding the pen was trembling, and his expression became more excited
Unexpectedly, new heavy news can be dug up!
In Fischna's description of what he thought of, and Hermione and Harry's additions, Skeeter also figured out the situation at that time. Hermione and Harry even talked about the Philosopher's Stone and those levels, Maomao also talked about the first time he was attacked by Quirrell in the Room of Requirement.
"Very good! With these contents as evidence, this report will be more credible!" Skeeter changed the parchment with these contents to the bottom, and then continued to revise, "The biggest problem now is the ending part Fisch beat You-Know-Who and a bunch of Death Eaters awayit's unbelievable!"
Even if Skeeter believes that Fisher is telling the truth, it will still feel unreal, let alone those who have never seen Fisher - as long as they read this, they will definitely think that this report is talking nonsense.
After thinking for a while, she said: "We can change it to Voldemort ordering the Death Eaters not to hurt him in order to capture Fish alive, but Fish and Harry caught the opportunity and escaped."
Fish immediately puffed up his cheeks unhappily.
In fact, he doesn't care whether others believe that he defeated Voldemort, but he will be said to have lost if he obviously won, or he lost when Voldemort, the defeated opponent, deliberately kept his hands This made Maomao feel Very aggrieved.
However, Fish didn't say much, and didn't stop Skeeter from revising the truth, because Maomao also knew that what she said made sense, so no matter how upset, Fish could only hold back
The next time I meet Voldemort, Fish will definitely beat him up in front of many people, meow!