Hogwarts Druid Master Text Volume 571, Plan Failed "Good afternoon, fellows!" After Fish and Hermione sat down, Umbridge, who had finally calmed down, said to everyone.
However, everyone just looked at her, all holding back their laughter.
Umbridge's anger, which had just been suppressed, suddenly rose again.
"That's not okay, is it?" She gritted her teeth in a stiff smirk that looked as though her face had gone into spasm, "I want you to answer: 'Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge.' Please do it again Good afternoon, fellows!"
She communicated with everyone like she was treating a group of babies. This made everyone's perception of her even worse. After all, at their age, they least liked being treated as a child.
"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge." A group of people responded unevenly and vaguely.
Only Fish responded loudly with vigor: "Good afternoon, meow! Professor Umbridge!"
Albus Dumbledore preached, Tom Riddle taught by example-when you want to find trouble with someone but don't want to be suspected, it's best to build a good relationship with him first.
In this way, not only will the other party have no defense against you, but other people will also subconsciously ignore you
This is what the diary Horcrux did when it wanted to trick Fish into going to a dangerous place. Dumbledore explained to Fish in detail why he did so.
Sure enough, after seeing Fisher's performance, Umbridge's complexion obviously improved a lot, and she regained that sweet smile, and choked out: "You should do it again, Mr. McGonagall. ,good afternoon!"
Everyone also noticed that the old toad was obviously determined not to give up until he reached his goal, so they had no choice but to respond loudly impatiently: "Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge."
"That's right," said Professor Umbridge in a coy voice, "it's not too difficult, is it? Please put away your wand and get out your quill."
Mao Mao, who originally wanted to get along with her slowly, wanted to give up in an instant This old toad's class is not fun at all!
However, after thinking about it seriously, Fish felt that he still couldn't give up easily, so he obediently joined the others, took out the quill that Rita had given him, and then asked for a piece of parchment from Hermione.
Hermione didn't know what Fish was thinking, thought that her persuasion had worked, and was secretly delighted.
Then Umbridge started blah blah on the podium. What she said was how unsystematic the previous Defense Against the Dark Arts class was, and she was here to teach everyone more correct theoretical knowledge at the request of the Ministry of Magic. Wait, let everyone copy down what she showed on the blackboard
This made Fisch's patience wear out at a rapid speed, but he still repeated the content on the blackboard in a low voice, and let the shorthand pen given by Rita write and draw on the parchment.
Umbridge glanced at the long-feathered automatic shorthand pen in front of Fish, and inexplicably thought of a reporter he hated very much although the other party is now in a cooperative relationship with the Ministry of Magic.
The reporter she thought of was, of course, Rita Skeeter, who had a lot of dealings with the Ministry of Magic.
And the reason why Umbridge hates Skeeter is also very simple. Skeeter once wrote an article to "slander" Umbridge, and she ruthlessly took the credit of other colleagues and kept it for herself.
Umbridge does not admit this kind of thing. When she reported the situation to her boss, she also mentioned the names of other colleagues a little bit, but it is not up to her to decide who the boss wants to give credit to. of.
It must be that those colleagues were upset and deliberately distorted the facts. The reporter named Skeeter is not a good person, and he released the news without verification.
Of course, the magnanimous Umbridge didn't blame those jealous colleagues Anyway, they had already been expelled from the Ministry of Magic because of some "slight mistakes that shouldn't be made".
The following colleagues were all curious why Umbridge kept staring at Fisher's quill and kept changing his expression after asking them to copy the content on the blackboard.
"Cough, cough." After recovering, Umbridge noticed everyone's puzzled eyes, and said to Fish with a smirk, "Mr. McGonagall, if you copy these contents by yourself, your impression will be even deeper."
When the other colleagues heard what she said, they showed mocking smiles.
Actually want Fish to write? This new professor should be beaten up by Mao Mao in a short time.
"No! Fish hates writing, meow!"
?Xu Xu folded his arms and firmly refused.
Why have a good relationship with Umbridge Ben Meow quit!
Minister Fudge has an account Minister Fudge has an account
Umbridge, who was strongly rejected by Mao Mao, kept saying this in his heart.
Fish's previous feeling was correct, Umbridge didn't like him, maybe even hated him a little bit, because she had a natural aversion to the existence of half-human, half-beast.
Even her reason for promoting the anti-werewolf bill was not really worried about werewolves hurting people. Umbridge didn't care about the safety of other people at all. Her reason for opposing werewolves was simply because she hated these half-humans and half-beasts.
So no matter whether Fisher was a so-called natural Animagus or something else, when she saw the pair of cat ears and tail, she instinctively resisted.
However, Cornelius Fudge has an explanation, hoping that Umbridge can win Fish to the Ministry of Magic.
In addition to being influenced by Fish's affinity, it is also because he knows how popular cats are at Hogwarts. As long as Fish is won, the entire life of Hogwarts will fall to the Ministry of Magic.
In this way, in Fudge's imagination, Dumbledore's plan to use Hogwarts to form a private army will go bankrupt, and his position as Minister of Magic will be more secure.
He arranged for Umbridge to incapacitate Hogwarts students for the same purpose - to prevent Dumbledore from forming an army.
And Umbridge, who was carrying a major mission from the Ministry of Magic, finally decided not to be as knowledgeable as Fish after doing some psychological construction, and continued her lectures.
"Does everyone have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's Theory of Defense Against Magic?" she asked.
There was a murmur of affirmation in the class.
"I think we're going to do it all over again," said Professor Umbridge. "When I ask you a question, I want you to answer 'Yes, Professor Umbridge', or 'No, Professor Umbridge' .¡±
Frustrated by Fish, she decided to find confidence from other students, but what she didn't understand was that doing so would only accelerate everyone's dislike of her.
Or, Umbridge actually understands this, but she doesn't care.
"Again: Does everyone have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's Theory of Defense Against Magic?"
"Yes, Professor Umbridge." The whole class replied loudly, but the expressions on their faces became more and more impatient.
"Very good." Ignoring their expressions, Umbridge said to himself, "I hope you turn to the fifth page of the book and read 'Chapter One, Getting Started with Basic Principles'. Don't whisper to each other while reading. .¡±
As soon as he heard that he was going to read a book, Fisher, whose patience had long been exhausted, immediately gave up his original plan. He changed back into a cat shape, jumped directly onto the table, and fell asleep majestically.
Now Umbridge couldn't sit still anymore, she stood up from the podium, and walked to Fisher's side with heavy steps.
"Cough, cough." Umbridge cleared his throat.
Mao Mao moved the tip of its tail and continued to lie on its stomach, ignoring her.
"Cough, cough!" Umbridge said, emphatically.
This time Fish had a little reaction. He opened one eye and glanced at Umbridge, then changed his posture and buried his head in his two front paws
Keep sleeping
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When I first saw Fudge's idea, I thought it was ridiculous, but after watching Little John's video, I felt that Rowling's writing was so real.